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They're going crazy on LinkedIn

#gonna sit down with my bosses boss and tell him i'm a dersite mind player and thats why i deserve grocery manager

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

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pspspsps whos gonna do it

#oh fuck that is such a good idea #but i do not have the attention span that would require #p5 #shuake

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#thank god for that stitch because i was about to go OFF #pretty much any sti is also transmissible via blood-blood contact #which simply ingesting under or uncooked food will do #there is good reason there are doctors and researchers #who work with neighborhoods without much public health infrastructure #and rely on game meat for stable food supply #by testing the blood of the animals for the hunters #this way we can catch a zoonotic crossover event faster #(bc like for the record ebolavirus also crossed over to humans via infected chimps #specifically infected bats partly eating fruit --> that fruit drops and becomes the easiest to eat #--> monkey eats that easy to eat fruit and gets infected --> sick monkey becomes easy hunting target)

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The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

#this is how i get my dad into anime

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Every single fic update there is an author trying frantically to find the right balance between a nonchalant aside of "leave a comment if you enjoyed =)" and clinging desperately to the coat tails of a random stranger, dragging along behind them on the street wailing "Please, please! I have to know what you thought! I'm desperate to talk to people about this! Ask me about the alliterative repetition! Ask me about the symbolism!"

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I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

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#yeah i was about to rb the original and go #uh are we also excluding YGO from this or #.......oh wait fuck actually it was sailor moon

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#i mean its sticking your proverbial dick in crazy #but it'd be a good round

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Hertella Auto Kaffeemachine. This Dash-Mounted Coffee Maker Is Likely the Rarest Volkswagen Accessory.

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#like in a fight? my good dwarf actually was a combatant while i was a water herald absolutely not #if you dont mean in a fight yeah i am n/a to that version

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

#man the way some of my coworkers turn their heads when i go: #i dont fucking care if theyre faking i dont want sick people in a goddamn grocery store #and i am willing to take some people faking to achieve this

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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:

- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops

- Man Made of Needles

- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People

- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void

- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck

- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls

#tmagp #magpod #tmagp spoilers #dont forget my personal favorite: #narrowly avoided death via turpentine

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I don't care if you shipped it. I'm asking if it happened

#the first time i played a boy robin so marrying chrom and robin wasn't even an option #when i played a girl robin it was wholly to marry laurent lmaoooo