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mischievous streak | neuvilette
just another day of you pining over neuvilette and poor wriothesley has to hear all about it. (dw neuvilette makes an appearance!!)
fluff. crack. this one is so unserious.
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âand when he said âoratrice oratrice mecanique d'analyseâ did you hear it, wrio?â you swooned, another day of fanning over the iudex of fountaine to your best friend, wriothesley.
âdid you?â the duke replied increduosly, as if not really getting the reason why that was the part youâre fawning over. âoh and when he declared âguiltyâ verdict with such conviction and charisma to that person, i wished that was me.â you went on, the conversation was most definitely one-sided.
â...you wished that youâre in a court and getting a âguiltyâ verdict?â he blinked, not knowing how to react when the things youâre saying gets more insane as each day passed. âwell not really, but i am certainly guilty. guilty for wanting to climb him like a-â
wriothesley cut you off with an exaggerated cough.
âyou finish that sentence and iâm sending you to the authorities.â you crossed your arm, âyouâre the authorities.â he sighed, âyes and iâm not above putting cuffs on you and throw you to one of the cell.â
you gasped, âyou wouldnât. youâd put me in jail because of love?â
âinsanity is what you are, (y/n). seriously, just talk to him.â he picked up his cup of tea wanting to take another sip. âand what do i say, that iâve been in love with him since forever and that iâd give him a limb in exchange for a date?â
âsure. or, you could say you want to get to know him a little better, and ask him out for some lunch?â he said, his pen not stopping on checking the piling documents on his table. âbut thatâs like super obvious!â you retorted.
âand saying youâd give him one of your limb isnât...?â he gave you a side-eye before getting back to his paper. âhmm, fair point.â you tapped your chin with your finger. âbut he doesnât seem like the type whoâd just go out with anyone, no? i donât think iâve ever seen him with someone,â you claimed, thinking back to all the times you passed him accidentally by remembering his schedules.
âyouâre right, but i donât think thatâs by his choice though. i think some people just got really intimidated by the idea of casually hanging out with the iudex of fountaine.â he shrugged. âwhat?! thatâs not fair, even though heâs really kind hearted?â
the man in front of you gave you a mocking smile. âyeah, and youâd know hm? since you hang out with him so much,â he teased. âi donât like you, youâre attacking me for no reason.â you grumbled. wriothesley just chuckled good naturedly before you continued.
âgosh but seriously, he should have someone by his side, donât you think? someoneâs whoâs supportive, who will stand by him no matter what. you know, someone like me? i would treat him so good. i would make him food all day, draw him a bubble bath-â
a cough cut you off, youâd think itâs wriothesley and his unwillingness to hear your sincerity about your feelings towards neuvilette, but when you see that his expression was just as startled, you shut your lips.
both of you turned your heads to the end of the stairs and there he is.
neuvilette.
yes, the very one youâve been crushing on since forever, oh and did i mention you just said youâd draw him a bubble bath?
the tip of his ears was visibly rosy, as he looked like he tried so hard not to look embarrassed or even phased. âi was let in by the guard, i didnât realize there is another guest.â
you closed your eyes, counting slowly to three because perhaps it would be able to turn back time, even just a little. wriothesley was just covering his mouth, and youâd bet the other limb you have that heâs currently trying his harderst to hold back a laugh.
this is a situation. a situation you need to diffuse fast with your quick thinking.
you turned to wriothesley. âthatâs why i said duke, not only you donât need to reduce my sentence, please donât let me out from this jail forever. i would endanger the civilians. thank you for your time duke wriothesley, i am now going to go back to my cell.â
hearing that was just the last straw for your best friend, he laughed out loud. doubling over and all that as he clutched his stomach. after a solid two minutes of him just laughing and you facepalmed yourself, wriothesley gained his composure.
âneuvilette, meet (y/n), the all-over supervisor of the fortress of meropide.â
you glared at him before giving the long-haired man your sweetest smile.
âhello, itâs nice to finally see you down here in the flesh, monsieur neuvilette.â you nodded at him in which he replied with a slight smile. âlikewise and please, just call me neuvilette.â
neuvilette gave wriothesley a document as he immediately skimmed through it. âi see, well thereâs nothing here that i can give an input on better than (y/n), this is more of their expertise.â your head turned so quick as if you heard a blaring alarm. âthen, i would appreciate your insight on this matter if you have the time,â neuvilette said as looked at you and thereâs no way you could say no.
âof course! perhaps over lunch? itâs the right time, no?â you bounced back, now feeling excited than nervous. he chuckled at the enthusiasm as he agreed. âyes, youâre right. but perhaps you should know iâm not ready yet for someone to draw me a bubble bath after just one lunch.â he put his fist over his mouth, covering his smile. so turned out the iudex of fountaine has a mischievous streak in his personality after all.
thatâs nice. not for your already beyond embarrassed state, though.
âwriothesley, just arrest me right now please.â Â
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Iâve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now Iâm wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that itâs totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if weâve never talked before.
Also, Iâm legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like itâs common sense but is that really a thing?
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Hey there! Do you have a master list by any chance? I saw some of your writing on the explore page and loved it but canât seem to find your archive on your profile to look for more đ If so, would you please be able to link it? If not please ignore this!! <3
Hello! Thank you so much <3
I don't have a masterlist as of right now because I'm not a consistent writer and don't have a lot of works right now ( might make one with my 'introduction' later)
However, all my writings are under the "#my writing" hashtag to be found more easily on my blog. Hope this helps! <3
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