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#dogs #WEGH not me getting emotional over this dog at ass o clock

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somebody help

i haven’t listened to anything except “spider” for the entire day. also i’m still on hiatus, i just wanted to post this lol

#kpop #hoshi #seventeen #pls support hannah!! #licks her art

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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

#AGSHDKS i love this energy

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I'm....

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my friend and i were arguing about soup

#vids #hannah #LOL im phoenix #hannah ur edgeworth

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When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

#vid #THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNT I DIED #faves #& i think these girls are from msia too???

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me taking all the sexy aesthetic ideas from catholicism and leaving literally everything else behind

#hannah #its u

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This speech-language pathologist taught her dog 29 words, and he can even form full sentences.

Video by Christina Hunger

#hannah #LOOK OMG #dogs

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★ 【あすてろid】 ポケモンまとめ ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

#resurfaces to quietly rb pogo #guess who fell back into pogo hell recently #pokemon go

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INKTOBER DAY 5

We went bowling and I got a lucky strike

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#the hoedies #CUTE T__T #also guess who got cocky & named themselves CHAMP but didnt win again #>_>

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uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

#WHAT

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you will bloom if you take the time to water yourself

#🌺

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One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

#OMG #ref #LOL

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#massive walnut #literal fool #MAYBE SO...

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frog.

#HEHE CUTE

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Too much of a chonk to be able to balance her back legs too 😂😂

#kitties #WHY IS THIS SO FUNGN DBDJDK