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I see your photos on the internet

Yeah he's got the same face but he's not the same man

I can't help but think that I could have had a life with that

Cause

I'm having trouble getting past this

I'm only perfect if I'm practice

Just slightly not enough

Always the one before the one

#Spotify

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🎶 new Alex Warren out now 🎶

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I am so fucking tired of this brain. I need a new one. One that will stop hurting me and the people I love.

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Ok in Misfits and Magic I’ve started replacing my mental image of Evan Kelmp with Elmo and honestly it’s the best fuckery my brain has produced in a long time.

“Hell is a dark forest where your dad opens his ribcage and invites you to dance” but in Elmo’s voice and flailing muppet arms

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Life imitating art.

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Apparently this tiktok was deleted hours after I saved it.

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WE’RE GETTING AN EXTRA HOUR OF DESTIEL LETS GOOOO

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pls dont... i always hoard everything

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you cannot keep getting hung up on that one mistake you made, no matter how badly you fucked up. It's in the past, and you've definitely learned from it by now.

Do you think that punishing yourself for that same mistake now is doing anything positive for you right now? Cuz the answer should be no. You're allowed to let go now.

Don't let the past dictate who you are now. Live and learn. You've learned. Now it's time to live.

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companies really have got to be okay with stagnant profits. what is wrong with earning the same amount every year? why does it always have to be more? it's not sustainable. there are only so many people on the planet you can profit from 😭

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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

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no webcomic will ever be as funny as this strip from oglaf

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just realised i never posted this here omg

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Shit. I fucked up. Any idea how to hide this at work without overheating?

#selfharm #sh #cutting

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I need it to be Thursday. That way Mikel is moved out and I can just end things. Then he doesn't he to deal with the horror of finding me and I don't have to suffer anymore.