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not to mention, embedding diamonds into the hilt. since ashes can be made into gems

what the fuck ethan

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why did NO ONE tell me about clown husbandry.

#clown husbandry

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i’m about to get vaccinated lol

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funky

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why do i get embarrassed of like everything i do

like

asking “hey can i please have one more packet of ketchup” at mcdonald’s is literally the most demeaning, degrading, shameful, humiliating thing i literally can’t

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miku binder jefferson

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what’s funny is that i would wear this and call it a fit

WHO AT THE USPS PITCHED THIS 😂

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FUCK I love him

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So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

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i have been looking for this post for so long

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

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okay ignore the full post but when i first saw this i didn’t scroll and i thought it was asking why he was writing so weird in the first picture

tf

Science side of Tumblr please explain…

Why

The fuck

Is it

So hot

To see a man

On his knees

#science side of tumblr #science side please explain #tom hiddleston #i like women #more

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@my best friend

Do you *really* need eight hours of sleep every night? Here’s the science.

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h

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Science side of tumblr please tell me why

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.

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oh sweet lord

Snoop DOGGY Dogg

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anyone else have a large cardboard sign advertising snoop dogg’s wine in their room? hm?

#snoop dogg #im a simp #signage #memes #obsessed #we stan #19 crimes