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yoda

#web weaving #star wars

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#one million years dungeon

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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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too bad + L + blue yoshi

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#like obviously there's so many human rights violations going on with palestine but statelessness is HUGE #having a state is one of the bare minimum human rights laid out by the un #(not that the us or other countries give a shit about half of what the universal declaration of human rights says #but it's usually the 'everyone has a right to vacations and holidays' articles that they ignore. #not fucking article 15)

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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Another thing is that when this aggression started, we were so worried about winter and how displaced people in tents will survive it. Earlier this week the temperature in Gaza hit 38 degrees (100 Fahrenheit) and we are now wondering how will displaced people survive the heat in those tents.

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#'and stuff'

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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money

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imagine dragons prematurely blew a fat load when they came up with such a righteous band name, with the price of being limp&dry ever since

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the only reason i'm on my sudoku grind at 2:20am is because i have wants and desires that are driving me insane. to be honest

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#icemav