cheesomancer

[cheesomancer]

got an ask yesterday about zombies and tbh, I have played around with a lot of Frankenstein's monster-meets-Warm Bodies-type concepts, but I worry readers would be really icked out by it??

#terato #personally zombies and other undeads sound like an interesting idea #BUT #they're cold.........and that's a big turn off #that's the main thing that always stopped me from fangirling over vampires too. #cuddling would be nice only in hot days which is like...1/4 of year at best (depends on the location though #i feel it would work in warmer places nicelyy #but when most of time is chill or cold i damn sure want to romance a (relatively) compact heater #and cuddling is one thing but more steamy moments get worse too when i remember they're like.. cold fully. :| #so smell probably is something i could put up with in theory but i must be the only cold person in my bed sorry #low iron moment #astarion is an exclusion which only proves the rule alright

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Can you actually braid cheese like bread?

Hey, thanks for your question! I'm glad to bring people new information about nice things! 😌 So yeah, it can be braided - and nicely so, as we can see on this picture from google (here's the source just in case). As I know there're all the different kinds of braided cheese from various cuisines out there, so you surely may find one you'll love. I personally prefer smoked one like on the picture.

#the more you know #how should i tag this safhdhfsh #cheesy questions #literally #or something #raising cheese awareness or smth... #also imo braided cheese makes more sense than braided bread cause..idk..cheese has strands?? and bread just has a braid shape #but both are tasty and should be devoured.

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Did someone order an extra portion of orc? 💦 Art without cheesy juice is here!

#WELL I DID ALRIGHT #nsft #dnd art #monster fucker #monster lover #terato #orc #soooooooooo here it is. a little treat. #i fucking can't with this censorship #i wanted to crop it but then this idea and it was too late to stop already #NOT SORRY AGAIN I NEVER AM

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Well I'm certainly planning to draw a lil bonus to the orc art cause.. wow. I'm inspired. 😊

#maybe even today #there's certainly gonna be a huge part of this orc if you know what i mean #i kinda hated that art but like ??? #it was met so warmly so i just had to get inspiration naturally #INSTEAD OF GETTING INSPIRED FOR WEREWOLVES I WANTED TO DRAW FOR SO LONG....i'm a fucking joke sometimes #i mean. thank to all people who liked that.

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Koi 🐟 Cheeseless version here.

#mermay #mermay 2024 #mermaid #her hands are so smol............well #i wasn't sure if i should censor such a tiny lil nipple but #you know #better safe than sorry #anyway isn't it nice to meet someone dressed as you #cute #twins!

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🐍 Cheeseless version's hereeeeee!

#nsft #dnd art #monster fucker #terato #monster lover #snake man #snacc man returned #i've finished it a while ago so #here it is #oh to be a busy girl hurrying to her magical studies #should've listened about local monsters rut seasons #also i hate that he has double dick BUT this angle doesn't let us see that #but i loved how i entangled them so #ig later i'll return to snakefolks to fix this horrendous mistake

[cheesomancer]

Btw updated that meme, so new version with two arts is here.

Finally, second art for monsterfucker meme! Version without braided cheese on twitter.

#nsft #monster fucker #orc #terato #aaaand next is the werewolf but also i'm cooking the last one which is free space #and i chose my fav monster probably #well #among other ones #no one reads those but i won't say who it is anyway gkfjgdkfg #also i gave up on mermay kinda #cause work is killing me but i'll draw some prompts later anyway cause they gave me IDEAS #and ideas MUST be drawn #monster lover #i hate that i have to use twitter for uncensored versions cause honestly i'm so used to tumblr and i love it #but also don't wanna get banned so yea

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Finally, second art for monsterfucker meme! Version without braided cheese on twitter.

#nsft #monster fucker #monster lover #orc #monsterfucker nsft #terato #monsterfucker meme #difjsdkf sorry but i love this censorship #i've tortured this art for way too long if i hold it back for any longer it'll become even worse so #here it is #NEXT IS WEREWOLF YOOOOOOo #dnd art

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Bathtub 🛀

Version without cheeses here!

#mermay #mermay 2024 #mermaid #I'M FUCKING ALIVE #i have to work this weekend BUT STILL #ok life just genuinely wants me to suffer but still #now i fucked up with order of prompts but anyway i'll make up eventuallyyyyyyy #have to draw.

[cheesomancer]

Some unexpected and certainly unwanted events happened, so I couldn't keep up with mermay no matter how much I wanted.

But, I'm finally home and almost not buried under tons of work (i mean.....almost..), so I'll try to catch up with sketches instead of fully colored arts :/ euhghkd

#ANNOYING #i'll start tomorrow though so that's a post that obligates me to draw no matter what #mAYBE i'll catch up at weekend but considering how much of work piled up #idk........we'll see #and also i have other arts in progress and some are almost done it's unbearable i just can't have enough time to finish it all already

[cheesomancer]

Instead of mermay which I can't contribute today to, I can suggest you this piece I've made a while ago

New piece with patron and his favorite warlock again.

Full art is on twitter!

#nsft #tentacles #oooof

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Waterfall 🚿

#mermay #mermay 2024 #mermaid #.......i'll just leave it here and delete it later #i wanted to work with tones cause lately i noticed my arts are messy #aeuhghhhhh

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Rainbow 🌈 Cheeseless art here!

#mermay #mermay 2024 #nsft #mermaid #no i'm not sorry #also decided to go for a more fishy look #idk i like trying out different kinds of mermaids #i hope i'll get more bold later tho

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Siren (getting punished for Shell moment)

Full picture is here!

#mermay #mermay 2024 #nsft #merman #merfolk #i just HOPE my english isn't cringy cause obviously it's not my native language but i'm #trying #so yeah here's the sketch BUT i managed to draw two things at one day so thank fucking god i'm keeping up with the schedule of mermay again #and they lived long and prospered #honestly i should draw older men more often.. tasty stuff. #gay

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Shell.

Cheeseless pic is on twitter...✌

#mermay #mermay 2024 #nsft #merman #don't use shells like this please #this one is *special* #also yes i got inspired by a damn pike #so? #AND I DREW TWO ARTS TODAY EAT THAT #i dunno who was that said to #probably to the weather yesterday idk #even if one art is a sketch..still... #poor sailor though he surely won't get back at this beautiful lad and they surely both won't like it at all no no #gay

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Pathetic reblog as an acceptance of my failure to draw anything today.

Storm 🌊

Here it is without cheesy censorship!

#i just think this pic is like...the best one so far??? idk #mermay #mermay 2024 #mermaid #TO BE FAIR i just came home from work and barely had any time to draw anything #but tomorrow I'll make sure to draw two pics :| #if i fail I'm officially a loser boooo #anyway work day was fine despite the weirdest snow fucking storm in the beginning of may

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Sunshine ☀

Cheeseless version here, as always!

#mermay #mermay 2024 #nsft #merman #here goes another ooooone #more love to mermen #i mean ok this time i'm not even sure if i should censor THIS much #but there's still like a... #a tiny bit of #well #also don't worry she won't drown #they both are totally safe and happy #as they should be