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You keep me awake at night because im afraid my dreams wont be as good as you
E.R.S.M.
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My dad is Kourtney
sage life advice from khloe kardashian
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Nah bro his ass was up late being wasted and it got early on em
The early bird gets the worm… what about the worm? He was up early and got eaten alive…
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me: *adds Duolingo badge that says i am 2% fluent in a language to my LinkedIn profile*
job interviewer: excellent. that is exactly what we needed , someone who can say “the boy” and “hello” in Hungarian . youre hired
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Being negative to someone who is negitive, is not the same as being positive.
ERSM
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I wonder if the version on you that exists in my pretry is anything like the real you. If someone were to meet you after reading my words, would it be immediately apparent that you’re the one I’m in love with? Would you even recognize yourself?
(via emptymidnights)
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You jus aint met me
no one is genuine anymore
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This makes me so sad to see. Im happy Im going to heaven. 😇 see you there J
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I have so much love to give its kinda gross
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three things you should remember:
just because i like a footballer it doesn’t mean i like his club
just because i don’t like your club it doesn’t mean i don’t like you
just because i criticize my club it doesn’t mean i don’t love it as fuck
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If this happened to taylor swift ahe got dumped, she would have a better arm than clayton kershaw
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Why is it that in this world, "playing it cool" is reserving your emotions for someone. In my perfect world, the more emotion you can throw at someone, the cooler you are.
E.R. Maurice
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