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[chasseurdeloup]

Gunnar. 💙

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[chasseurdeloup]

Gorgeous Gunnar 💙

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[chasseurdeloup]

Niiiice!

Credits: @hquinnspace thanks for posting!

Photographer Marc de Groot (edited), Paulus Schafer on FB and Michiel's IG.

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[chasseurdeloup]

Well I mean it could be one or the other. Hard to say. Could be nothing, too. Probably not in this town, though.

Hmm, that's where I heard some of it, too. It was a lot of murmuring, hard to make out. I think I heard something about cheating or something like that but it didn't make a whole lot of sense.

[...] I didn't think about something being in the flowers... Great, I guess that's one more thing for me to worry about.

They were over by the Common, actually. Like, kind of outside it sort of. Did you end up hearing anything [...] specific?

#c: chris #chrisgates

[chasseurdeloup]

Me either. I don't know what kind of a piece of shit you have to be to do that.

Anyway, what bat problem are you referring to? We get a lot of calls. Sometimes people say bats and it's a crow or a big moth. Or a pixie.

Man, I'll never be able to wrap my head around animal cruelty. Even if I wouldn't mind someone stepping in to take care of this apparently new bat problem. [...] Is someone working on that, do you think?

#c: zane #rn-zane #another lost in my drafts #bringing this back mostly for sai #not even sorry about it

[chasseurdeloup]

[pm] Sure, I will in that case. Granted, now it's my birthday. So honestly, you should be leaving something in the crevice for me. But I'll drop off the gift card and the paper clip. Hopefully I pick the right one.

[pm] [User is suspicious about the insistence on a thank you.] I am not the fool, losgann. Ok. I will give you the note if you give me the gifts. Will you give me the paper clip and the gift card?

#c: burrow #faoighiche #difhaoshdf i lost this in my drafts

[chasseurdeloup]

[pm] Really because you don't sound fine, you nearly killed a hunter and you're talking about killing Emilio, another hunter and I hate to remind you but I'm also a hunter so what the hell does that mean--

If you say so.

My job isn't exactly safe, either. I grew up learning how to fight monsters, I can handle a hunter bar. I'll be fine.

Mon coeur. Monty. Please don't. Just... Try to avoid bloodshed. Please. This doesn't sound like you. You're not fucking okay, there's no way, not if you're acting like this

[pm] I'm fine. I might have a lot less to fear than I thought--

Kaden, that is not safe. You just-- I already almost lost you once, I can't-- If it is true, then one of them will surely have seen you coming here.

We'll see how it goes. If he does anything stupid, I won't be letting him walk away a second time.

#c: monty #howdy-cowpoke

[chasseurdeloup]

Oh, that thing. I never understood it. It doesn't seem to make sense. How can everyone born around the same time act the same? I feel like it would be more obvious if all that shit were true.

That's good to hear. I'm assuming this Jamie is okay with being chased around by a possum, yes?

It's a zodiac sign. I think it's a good one, I don't really know that much.

And will do. I'll give him some blueberries. He's doing really well. He's chasing around my friend Jamie right now.

#c: lil #the-lil-exorcist

[chasseurdeloup]

It was at that winter festival or whatever. I went there with Monty and Mack and somehow it just... happened. Everything we said just came out in song. And it wouldn't fucking stop. Not until we got home, at least. We were dancing all the way to the car. I don't understand what the fuck happened but it was like I suddenly knew choreography and lyrics to some musical I never heard of. And I hope to never hear again.

I hope to god there's no video of this. Any security footage is long gone.

Um. Forget literally everything you said except the singing and dancing bit. Especially forget the part where you said 'don't ask,' because, buddy. I'm asking. When did this happen? Also, where? Also, for unrelated reasons, was it somewhere with a video camera?

#c: cass #magmahearts

[chasseurdeloup]

Ha ha. Very funny. I'm not that old, alright. I'm only 34.

[pm] Yeah I forget about it sometimes so not a big deal. But thanks. Just make sure it's somewhere I can see it so I don't accidentally sleep on top of it, alright? Again.

Be careful not to set your hair on fire! I know your cake probably has, like, two billion candles on it. Because you're old.

[pm] I didn't know it was your birthday. I'm going to leave a rock on your bed, okay?

#c: cass #magmahearts

[chasseurdeloup]

[pm] You let her get away? What do you mean by--

Oh. So when you said you didn't kill her...

Right. That's-- Right. Okay.

I'm just glad you're safe. And it's good. That you didn't kill her. Even if I can't say I don't want to see her fucking punished for even trying.

Are you sure you're okay?

I already planned to look into it so don't bother telling me not to. I'm not sitting around doing nothing if I can help try and figure out who the hell is behind this.

Yeah I guess that's true. I can't think of anyone else to point you to, either. Look, he helped with Alex. A few times. And he helped Andy. As long as

[pm] I let her get away.

This is what she said. Not sure if it's true at all, and I asked Emilio to look into it, but he sounds like he is scared to do it. [...] This is not me asking you to look instead. I don't want you anywhere near there.

I was surprised too, but he's the only detective I know of that has working knowledge of the supernatural. Trust me, if he wants to point me in the direction of someone else, I will gladly take the tip. [...] That makes one of us.

#c: monty #howdy-cowpoke

[chasseurdeloup]

What kind of job require partying? Anyway, I wouldn't go so far as to say this place isn't crazy, though. There's a lot of weird shit that goes on and plenty of people into crazy shit. By that I mean cults and cryptids and crap like that, not partying. Definitely find a lot of people naked in the woods, though.

Anyway, how'd you end up here?

Partying isn't really my thing either, but I think it came with the territory of my job that I got over it. It's nice to be in a place where people aren't into crazy shit, but it also sucks because... live a little, y'know?

You could say that.

#c: charlie #zombiebabysitter

[chasseurdeloup]

I'm only 34, that doesn't make me an old man! Putain de merde.

How are letters a laughing face? Where's the nose? Who comes up with this shit?

Yeah, like every word you wrote told me you’re over 30. Point in case, XD is an emoticon. It’s a laughing face. Old people don’t know that. I keep having to explain this to all the elderly people in town. So how old are you this year? 36? 42? 80?

#c: kyle #xdarkxhowlx

[chasseurdeloup]

Thanks. I'm good, you don't have to bribe me with a gift or anything.

[pm] So I don't have a giant dog cage, but there is a bunker you could use on full moons. At least for now. It should work. Unless you're a berserker. What do you normally do, anyway?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. ANIMAL CONTROL MAN KADEN! What do you want for your birthday? Please keep in mind I have a budget of $0. Though if a certain large, dog cage is given, maybe the birthday council will, like, re-access the budget?

#c: thea #notstinky

[chasseurdeloup]

@vanoincidence replied to your post “[pm] Hello naked man who ran around the zoo. Stop...”:

[pm] First off, the footage speaks OTHERWISE. It was all over reddit. It's been scrubbed now because of community guidelines [user is lying] She's not mean! She's just expressing her feelings! Don't you express your feelings? You know Emilio? [...] Why do you know Emilio? I'm Van, not like the car. I work at Sly Slice. I can ban you from ever getting pizza if you tell her to stay.

​[pm] Yeah and the footage doesn't show that because it never happened. So whoever you saw on reddot wasn't me.

She's mean to me. And I'm just expressing my feelings. By saying I'd be okay if she never threw coffee on me again.

Yeah I know Emilio. Well I know him because he's a hunter but-- He was my assistant once on an animal control case. Didn't last. He couldn't even catch a racoon. How the hell do you know him, anyway?

Oh, right. Garlic bread girl. You were the one on a tirade against garlic bread, right? Either way, I'd survive without pizza to be honest.

#vanoincidence #c: van

[chasseurdeloup]

[pm] Hello naked man who ran around the zoo. Stop telling my friend to stay in Ireland or I'll steal all of your shoes and destroy them.

[pm] First off, I was never naked at the zoo. Second, I'm just being honest. She's pretty fucking mean rude to me. I wouldn't miss her. Glad you would. I know Emilio would be sadder than he already fucking is if she stayed.

Who are you anyway?

#answered #vanoincidence #c: van

[chasseurdeloup]

Gotta say, wouldn’t mind if you just stayed in Ireland.

You have a face made for never being seen in public. 🤷🏻

#c: nora #honeysmokedham