In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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just put laundry in the washer. there better not be any wet laundry after this
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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your honor my client should be at the club
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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"We removed a major character growth moment"
Mindless attempts at pandering like this drive crazy
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Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
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You can’t fast travel while there are hot singles nearby
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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here
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