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Cough cough Darby, Sting, Eddie and Jonny boi cough cough

found family trope: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

found family trope but they’re misfits, outcasts, and criminals: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#I should really write some shit for the trope #i think it would be funny and wholesome

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Not Sting casually propping up the goods to show he's still cut from granite

#👀👀👀 #God dammit Sting I'm too tired to fangirl for you right now #like okay hottie we see you ✋🙄🖤 #the arm AND the cheekbones? pls send help

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it's legitimately depressing by this point.

I don't watch it anymore because it's always the same thing, and they always bury my faves. (What little haven't been released by this point)

Vince just needs to retire. 😒

How are feeling about the wrestle sports entertainment, y’all

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I feel called out 💀

Me: I write for three people only: me, myself, and I

Also me: LIKES? REBLOGS? COMMENTS? ANYTHING!?! Was it… WAS IT GOOD?!? DID SOMEONE LIKE IT!?!?

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Exactly 👏👏👏

#go off queen!! 👏 #she said what she said! #I can't stand how they're treating their talent #especially the age limit that's so fucked up

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#this technician is a real one 😅🖤🥺

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Darby in an oversized coat? An oversized coat that looks a bit too big for him and doesn’t match his outfit???

my brain: dad sting gave him a coat. he got cold

#🥺🥺🥺 thats so wholesome

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Rated Rko

When Rated Rko impersonated Dx

Randy sure did his homework on those pants 👖

#💀 #we have dx at home #the dx at home:

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No matter the context, yes.

#facts

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#Okay but why are they both so cute?? #I have only known her for a few minutes but I would throw hands for her

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Headcanons for Eddie Kingston dating a goth reader? 🖤

He doesn't understand it, but he loves you no matter what

He'll take you shopping and help you pick out your favorite clothes

Any accessories you want, he'll get it for you

He'll ask a bunch of questions to better understand you

He'll beat up anyone who tries to disrespect you

#Serotonin <3 #Such a good boi <3

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Awww... You mean no Darby Allin or Sting tonight? :( I am depresso espresso.

Now I gotta go find another form of serotonin. Boo.

#Chaos aew liveblog #rip me #I mean I could write but I have no motivation at the moment due to being sick lol

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Tumblr is not a social media site, it is a mid-20s crisis center at this point

#honestly mood #I am in a constant state of existential crisis at this point lmao

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Darby: HELP! I TOLD STING I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Eddie, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

#incorrect aew quotes #darby allin #eddie kingston

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Eddie: Hey Jon, wanna see something wholesome?

Moxley: your idea of wholesome and my idea of wholesome are two different things entirely

Moxley: but sure, what's up?

Eddie: I told Darby his ears flush when he lies.

Moxley: Why?

Eddie: Watch this.

Eddie: Hey Darby! Do you love us?

Darby, covering his ears: No.

Moxley:

Moxley, grinning: that's it, come here you little Twink.

Darby as he's being pulled into a hug: noooooooo!

Eddie, recording the whole thing on his phone: so wholesome...

#incorrect aew quotes #darby allin #eddie kingston #jon moxley #get well soon Jonny boy 🖤

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Sting: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Darby:

Darby: Sting, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Sting: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Darby as he grabs a bowl out of the cupboard: *sighs in annoyed goth boi* I'm too tired for this...

#incorrect aew quotes #sting #darby #tell me he wouldnt do this lmao

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#ah yeah that's some nice serotonin 🖤 #his smile makes my heart happy 🖤