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Every so often this post appears and I die a little inside every time.

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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series masterlist!

to keep things organized, i’m making a list of all the prompts i have that include more than one part :)

here they are!

telling their s/o they’re being too clingy

part 1: atsumu, sakusa, and oikawa!

part 2: kenma, osamu, and suna!

part 3: tsukishima, ushijima, and iwaizumi!

part 4: akaashi, kita, and bokuto!

reacting to their s/o wearing another guy’s jacket

part 1: sakusa, ushijima, and osamu!

part 2: kita, atsumu, and akaashi!

part 3: tsukishima, kuroo, and bokuto!

forgetting their s/o’s birthday

part 1: suga, matsukawa, and sakusa!

part 2: atsumu, suna, and ushijima!

part 3: iwaizumi, osamu, and oikawa!

part 4: kita, akaashi, and tsukishima!

reacting to their s/o falling asleep on someone else

part 1: sakusa, atsumu, and osamu!

part 2: kenma, ushijima, and bokuto!

part 3: iwaizumi, oikawa, and tsukishima! - coming soon :)

invalidating their s/o’s hard work

part 1: osamu, sakusa, and iwaizumi!

part 2: kita, ushijima, and atsumu!

part 3: oikawa and suna!

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anybody else just have the weirdest fucking relationship with the concept of god like. yes god is real. no i don't believe in him. the universe is on a prebuilt track and we cannot get off this ride. free will is an illusion. every decision you make changes every life you touch. there's no afterlife, only nonexistence. hell is real and i can list 10 people i know personally who are going there. god is in every tree and animal and blade of grass and person and every word that was spoken is spoken and will ever be spoken. when i die scatter my ashes where god can't reach me. god is a semi-permeable membrane. i am going to vandalize a church. y'know?

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(via meanboysclub)

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Ppl be like “ I want an actual male gem, not just Steven.”

Jeez, it’s like having only one character

to represent your whole gender

in a group composed all of another gender

is a bit upsetting huh?

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are we all ignoring how troy bolton's solo songs radiate the same dramatic gay energy todoroki shouto has?

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I wouldn't dare call Kanaya normal. But no...no I'm not.

You unlock my kin list at lv 64 bro

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You know what pisses me off as a person who has ADHD?

People saying there was no representation in PJO. Like the main character has a learning disability. The main character is neurodivergent. I have NEVER seen another kid/YA book do that. Usually kids with learning disabilities are comic relief at beat. But he wasn't. He was the main character.

Little me (who was undiagnosed at the time because my parents never thought it was important) relating to him. I was a gifted kid but I also couldn't freaking focus or sit still for shit. I felt like I could be a hero. And it meant so much to me.

no one talks about how rick riordan literally scammed disney 

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Hahahaha

Dabi

Tamaki Amajiki

Dave Strider

Roxy Lalonde

Meulin Leijon

Ty Blackthorn

Matthew Fairchild

Will Herondale

Kanaya Maryam

Catra

And that's on parental issues, abandonment issues, neurodivergence, anxiety, trauma, and shitty taste in both men and women.

You unlock my kin list at lv 64 bro

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Every fucking day, I log into tumblr and Joe Biden has won the election and Destiel has gone canon. Again. And again. And again.

It's like Groundhog Day but with the CW and court cases.

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On Irish trains we have train magazines for some reason and I would like to inform u that hozier is on the cover

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You don't fucking strain it until the meat is entirely cooked. And you don't fucking rinse it. Wft. And don't out grease down the sink.

But also for y'all critiquing her for not flavoring it. She was probs gonna but was just showing that she strains meat idfk but I doubt she was just gonna eat a spoonful of plain mean lmfao.

#what??? #lmao

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“Persephone is having sex in hell. Unlike the rest of us, she doesn’t know what winter is, only that she is what causes it.”

— Louise Glück, “Persephone the Wanderer” from Averno

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You people getting offended over iced tea is almost as bad as my little brother telling me to "go back to england we don't do that shit here" for making hot tea.

Like stfu, some tea can be iced fine, like I have an orange citrus tea thats really good iced, but chamomile has to be hot you absolute fucking heathen

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if spencer reid is straight then why converse shoes . why peace signs and bad posture and sweater vests and limp wrist and skinny ties and caffeine addiction and mismatched socks and sexual tension with derek morgan . you can’t just do all that to a former gifted kid with mommy and daddy issues and then have the nerve to call him “straight” cbs answer for your crimes 

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Clace was literally my least favorite like.....yay cool, basic ya couple. Fun. Like so many other ships she's wrote have new super cool and then there's these two.

CC has so many other couples that are far more interesting yet she keeps giving us more Clace content. Ma'am, Clace is the equivalent of unseasoned chicken ✋🏻😞 pls add some flavor

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So my ap us history teacher was an English major. Tried to minor in math but had a crisis, minored in history. This man literally wanted to be a poet after highschool but his dad said that was stupid, so now he teaches and has a farm with a rlly nice wife and he, after seeing my pentagram earnings I'd made, asked if I was wiccan and is super fucking chill....this man is who I aspire to be

But he also told me people who study psychology justbwanna figure out what's wrong with themselves and I'm also both called out and a little pissed.

#honestly tho hes funny af #but man can straight up ramble for 90 min #tells collage stories more than he teaches history