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dog boy, dog girl & non BARKary

im so smart.

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DearMyLove x Sanrio

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CUTE VAMPIRES THO

please just. bury me in cute vampires. like not the ones that are cool and edgy or whatever. like

new vampires that nick themselves on their fangs

vampires that try to cover up their pale skin but they’re really bad at applying makeup

vampires helping each other put on makeup so they can see what they look like

vampires making YOU SUCK puns at other vampires and laughing every time

vampires preferring one blood type over another because they insist they can taste the difference, like we say we can taste the different M&M colors

vampires who can’t turn into bats having bats as pets

and them arranging playdates for their bats

vampires carrying around parasols so the sun doesn’t hurt them (and carrying one or two spares in case they meet another vampire who forgot their parasol)

new vampires being self conscious about their bite marks

older vampires showing off their bite marks like battle scars and exchanging stories of how they were bit

young vampires losing/chipping their fangs in stupid accidents, and going to support groups for vampires with less-than-perfect fangs

support groups for catholic vampires that can no longer be in churches or near crosses

new vampires nervously asking older vampires if they have to worship satan now

vampires being terrified of splinters because they’re close to wooden stakes

vampire halloween parties where they hang up fake garlic

vampires using mirrors and their lack of reflections to make the coolest puppet shows

vampires watching old vampire horror movies and yell “watch out behind you!” when the vampire is being hunted

nocturnal vampires saying “good morning” right before going to bed

new vampires being concerned and afraid to ask if they have to sleep in a coffin now. they don’t know the first thing about coffin shopping

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foodie vampire things

🦇 wanting to eat food even though you shouldn’t

🦇 liking garlic bread even though you know it’s bad for you

🦇 “what do you mean i’m not supposed to eat? food is one of the only joys in life!”

🦇 being a vegetarian

⚰️ please feel free to add more!

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okay not to be stereotypical or anything but coffins?? so comfy? put a blanket in there & sleep for days on end

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vampires who arent pale?? you deserve the goddamn world and thats the fuckin truth!!!

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*wakes up in my coffin in a cold sweat* girls, ,, women,,, ,, ,,, ladies,

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

never not reblog

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I heard a rumor that kissing on a grave will bind two lover’s souls for all of eternity. Feel like stopping by the cemetery?

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i hate when its night time we’re supposed to go to bed…. like did u not realize that 1am-5am are the funnest times to be awake? why is it weird to sleep during the daytime nd do things at night? vampire rights!

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A List of Dark Foods

I made a quick list of “dark” foods. Mostly sweets, that are probably best for demonkin, vampirekin, and possibly hellhoundkin. I hope you guys enjoy!

Desserts:

Bloody Good Cheesecake

Vampire Jam Cookies

Blackout Chocolate Buttercream Icing

Autumn Oreo Brownies (vegan!)

Bloody White Chocolate Apples

Black Caramel Apples

Spooky Swirled Meringues (would probably be good for ghostkin too)

Little Devils Meringue Cookies (I don’t think this is actually a recipe, but it’s cool inspiration for one.)

Oreo Cookie Butter (a beautiful nearly black color, but has probably appeared on this blog before.)

Black Velvet Woopie Pies

Red Velvet Oreo Truffle Bar

Drinks

Vampire’s Dream (alcoholic)

Vampire Ice Cream Floats

Halloween Cocktails, specifically the Bloody Shirley Temple (alcoholic)

Blood Orange Blackberry Rum Punch (alcoholic)

Walker Blood Sangria (alcoholic, and a Walking Dead reference)

Black Sangria (alcoholic)

Oh look, actual sustenance

Cheesy Bones (made from basically all premade ingredients, but whatever.)

Watermelon Brain (just how to carve a watermelon to look like a brain.)

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Cant believe that I’m not a fucking vampire, I’m angry, enraged even.

#vampire #vampirekin #otherkin #vampirecore #vamoire aesthetic #im a vampire #but i really like garlic

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my partner told me that their father keeps making jokes about me being a vampire and is shocked by my love for garlic bread. i love this.

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ok but imagine vampires are technically allergic to garlic, but it’s more akin to someone with lactose intolerance.

“dude….. aren’t you a vampire? that’s literally garlic bread. isn’t that, like-“

“well i mean yes, technically it’s bad for me, but i’m already undead, don’t give a fuck, and this garlic bread is really tasty. it’s fine, whatever. i’m here for a good time not a long time.”

“…. you’re immortal, aren’t you?”

“not if i eat enough garlic bread.”

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am i sleeping until 3pm because i’m a vampire? or am i just depressed?

in this essay i will...

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That kin feel when ur teeth are way too small