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Heart guard 🫀🗡️ [2022]

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in the spaced ship, straight up "mechanizing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. traumatized queers

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like yeah, sure, "i will find you in every lifetime", but arkayne really is "i did find you in every lifetime, but none of them were you. i want you, in this specific lifetime, in this specific universe, exactly the way you are right now. nothing else is good enough. trust me, i've seen my options."

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(I drew this before the ep reminded us he was still in the robe oops)

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Bless that good, good woman who hung the crucifix round my neck! for it is a comfort and a strength to me whenever I touch it.

Jonathan has no idea yet that the crucifix repels Dracula, he does know it's giving him comfort and strength.

But it did save him, and also it is his only source of calm now while he's lonely and afraid.

That strange woman who could speak little English gave him a mother's love, something to protect him, and it did.

No act of love goes to waste. And it'll continue to be true throughout the story.

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Hadestown au perchance

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Malevolent ep 20 spoiler ?

HI KAYNE ENJOYERS I COOKED UP SOMETHING FOR YOU

I THINK THIS ATE ACTUALLY OHHOH ..THE SUIT COUGH COUGJ

Yes i think Kayne would have vitiligo IT FITS HIM SO WELL !!!! 😭💞 its soo him omg . hes so prettyyyy

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Personally if I were John and I witnessed Arthur degrading a serial killer and calling him a dog I would be a lot less normal about it. He was cheering him on but I would have been like "what the fuck? No seriously like who the fuck even says that ?? What's wrong with you?" And probably caused another divorce or something

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I love Arthur he is so disheveled like a sweet innocent baby goose that has not yet obtained the wrath and loathing of a true Canada Goose

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Wallace Larson = Eldritch pick me girl

Arthur Lester = Eldrich manic pixie dream girl

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

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NO, to you he's The King in Yellow god of manipulation and deceit to me he's a little meow meow who needs love and affection

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thinking about how Arthur refers to his hand controlled by John as "John's hand" once they're reunited. like it belongs to him/has always belonged to him. feeling cool and normal and good.

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LET FOUL MEN BAND AND HEED YOUR HUM FOR THAT ANCIENT HYMM YOU HEARD ME STRUMMING? IS NOUGHT BUT FUMBLE-FALLS AND GUNS AND TUMBLEWEEDS, LOVE RUN. IT'S NOUGHT THAT RUM WON'T SOLVE THOUGH SOME WOULD HARM YOU, NONE - NOT ONE - NO NONE WOULD RAISE TO YOU A HAND OR THUMB NOT WHILE BY YOU I STAND AND HUM. LOVE RUN

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Every time someone refers to Arthur as "John's Airbnb" it makes me giggle uncontrollably like

Yes. He's just renting this mortal body while he's on his eldritch horror vacation. It just so happens that his rental came with unexpected character development and murderous intent

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they banned rhetorical gods because of woke

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Clementine Maidstone

[Plaintext: edit: plsplsplspls listen to @hellofromthehallowoods i would like to scream talk to someone about it plsplsplsplspls you get clem & olivier fanart from me as a treat]

edit: plsplsplspls listen to @hellofromthehallowoods i would like to scream talk to someone about it plsplsplsplspls you get clem & olivier fanart from me as a treat

alt text by: @atomic-cat-dragon (thank you very much!!)