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he needs to stop looking at me with those eyes

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time to HALT!

(i learned this in a caregiving class but it's useful in most situations i've been in, like not to be neurodivergent on main but sometimes you feel Bad and can't work out why)

Hungry? eat something*.

Angry? count to ten, take a deep breath, and walk away from it if you can.

Lonely? interact with another person that you aren't responsible for.

Tired? take five minutes to sit with your eyes closed.

also i bet your drink is going cold.

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*(if you're not allergic, a spoonful of nut butter and a glass of liquid will keep you going, but the only bad calorie is the one you don't have when you need it.)

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"salad dressing" don't be so pretentious it's sauce. it's salad sauce

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Hi everyone. This is my friend’s cat Luigi!

As you can see he’s broken his leg and tore all the ligaments surrounding the break. Our options right now are either amputation or surgery. Since it is his back leg amputation would cause him a lot of problems, but the surgery is upwards of $2000 so we’re scrambling to scrape the money together. He has a consultation with the surgeon on Wednesday and he needs it to be performed within the week to avoid complications. If anyone has anything to spare you can send it to my friend’s cashapp $ariellekv or my PayPal @/ratbabiee.

If you can’t help out financially you can also help us by sharing and boosting.

Please help us get this poor baby his surgery.

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i think that in small tightknit communities, all residents should receive a coupon book on their bday that allows them to commit [x] number of nonviolent crimes per year

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team *apologizing aloud to inanimate objects after accidentally knocking them over*

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sometimes nb stands for nonbinary and sometimes nb stands for None of your damn Business

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I think there should be levels to the death penalty. Like if u kill one guy, then you just get lethal injection or whatever, but if you kill 30 guys, which is pretty bad, you get shot out a canon whilst silly circus music plays in the background. 

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SDC + text posts take 2 🌟

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someday I’ll run out of text posts for making these, but today is not that day

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babygirl i am literally in pain over how you

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There’s this like group of Levi stans on here that constantly reblog/like each others stuff. It’s like a continuous circle. I feel like for the most part we all follow each other. I love it. I don’t talk to all of you but I love you all. It makes my heart happy. Here is a pic of him for you to fawn over for a second as you scroll.

he looks so grumpy and I love it.

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the tags. I can't. why do you leave the good shit in the tags @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

why aren't there more mysteries that take place in nursing homes & retirement communities. i want to watch a group of deranged retirees-cum-amateur-detectives combine their powers of:

decades of life experience

boredom-fueled busybody shamelessness

access to the most gossipy next-door-neighbors in existence

"I am too old to be arrested and/or give a shit" attitude

and solve crimes. this should be an enormous subgenre.

#their sidekick/Watson/pet hacker is a 15 year old grandkid who hangs out with gram gram on the weekends #her only power is that she has above average search engine skills and flexible knees #which is completely sufficient to round out the group's skill set #they involve her in heist style operations #on the rare occasion she gets caught housebreaking she explains her grandma locked herself out of the condo and asked for help getting in #then this sweet slightly addled old lady shows up and explains she got the address mixed up #it's so confusing when you're old & all the houses look alike and oh she's so sorry to have caused so much trouble #and meanwhile the teenager is rolling her eyes bc she's aware gram gram was a career criminal & con artist for 50 years #anyway gimme a 80-year-old con artist turned amateur sleuth who loves getting older because people are less suspicious of little old ladies #this all takes place in florida naturally

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I can't believe you left number six in the tags

6. would the sex be *good* sex? probably not! probably it would be very awkward. the pillowtalk would be AMAZING tho

"would you have sex with your clone" always sends me into such a thought loop like:

yeah i guess if my clone was into it

...would my clone be into it?

what does it even say about me that i'm not even whether an identical copy of myself would want to have sex with me?

do I want to have sex with me?

*examining my inner most emotions* u know what absolutely. i would absolutely want to have sex with myself. i would jump at the chance. i should be so lucky. it's called self-esteem u clownish hussy.

#6. would the sex be *good* sex? probably not! probably it would be very awkward. the pillowtalk would be AMAZING tho

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Attack on Titan The Final Season Part 3 (Part 1) will be broadcast as a 1 hour special on March 3rd 🙌

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GREAT DAYS