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in bed absolutely fucked up on pillow and blanky

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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hey fellow artists I know that we all want to create huge beautiful peices with dynamic poses all the time but sometimes you just gotta draw a guy just kinda standing there. For your mental health I guess.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

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shoutout to the really anxious people who face the world every day even though it makes their whole bodies freak out

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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence

#homestuck

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i said yipee to a coworker today. 44 dead 9 injured.

#percy chirps

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#ace attorney

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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

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