targeted ad ii - microfic
saw these on insta - ya'll might already know they exist sorry i'm old but they are for Wednesday and Enid for sure, so have a tiny scene of Enid convincing her moody lil gf to wear them
“You’ve already managed to convince me to join you in a cabin that doesn’t double as a hideout for family members running from federal agents. On the first full day of this trip, I’ve eaten your sugary version of breakfast, listened to your KPop morning stretch routine playlist, and now you expect me to wear matching clothes? I already wore a snood with you to hunt a monster.”
Enid wiggled her shoulders, holding a tie-dyed canvas tone in her hands with her bottom lip curled out. “Yeah, and you let it get all torn up! Come on, Wednesday – it’s practically a tradition!”
“This is our first time traveling together. The only tradition we’ll have is going to be you waking up breathing each day after the insufferable teenage whimsy you have me entertaining on this so-called vacation.”
“Okay, not so much a tradition, but it’s like, a thing that couples do together! At least all the ones on Instagram do it when they travel!”
Wednesday opened her own suitcase, a vintage piece assembled with fine leather. Whatever low-quality, polyester excuse for ‘fabric’ that Enid had likely ordered from a sweatshop was not going on her body. “Good news, I’m not on Instagram; you don’t have to worry about meeting vapidly set expectations of social media on my behalf.”
“But I got them special for us, so that we could still be coordinating and you could keep your aesthetics up, even though there would be no one here to see it. And I promise, I won’t post it on my stories or anything, I’d just…maybe hope that you’ll let Thing take a Polaroid of us for our cute little collection of pics on the string lights...”
Once Enid was full-blown pouting, Wednesday gave her a glance after taking out her organic, linen, hand-dyed pants that were stitched by the family seamstress and sighed. “What garment-factory-fire-waiting-to-happen clothing have you obtained?”
Enid scoffed as she reached into her bag. “I’d think the idea of a factory fire would be exciting to you.”
“I support exploiting people for their stupidity, not their labor,” Wednesday muttered and crossed her arms as she watched Enid pull out sweatshirts. One as an offensive baby pink and the other was black.
Matching? Hardly.
“These are from a small business I saw on that social-media-app you hate so much -”
“Did you fall for targeted advertising again? Enid, we’ve discussed the need to more strictly adjust your privacy settings so that your personality can’t be packaged and sold to you-”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, breach of data – Russian bots, we’ve been through this. Anyway, this is a cute, women-owned online shop, not from some planet-killing application. I thought that these were particularly appropriate for us, and actually match this exact moment we’re in, right now.”
She turned them around, and Wednesday almost let out a puff of air in amusement, though she managed to conceal it before it could escape.
On the black sweatshirt was a pink heart, with a little spiderweb motif around it and the phrase ‘might bite,’ while the pink one had the same style, but the script read instead, ‘might cry.’
“Fitting,” Wednesday finally decided.
“Let’s see if they fit us!” She cheered, pulling the bright colored pastel top over her head and giggling, approaching Wednesday bravely, tugging the neck hole over her braids.
“Enid, it has pink.”
“Like, three inches of it on top! We’re alone in the woods, no one can see you. And I’ve got Benadryl for bug bites, if you break out in hives from your ‘color allergy.’”
Wednesday let out a long sigh through her nose as Enid actually took her arms one at a time and weaseled them inside the sleeves of the crewneck. She stared straight ahead, unfortunately – the maneuver long had lost the effect of unnerving Enid.
“Eek! You look so cute.” Enid tugged her over to the mirror on the back of the door of the log-built lake house they’d rented for spring break (a place for her to wolf out during that night’s full moon and for Wednesday to have plenty of target practice with a variety of weapons she’d packed). “I mean, intimidating – of course, not cute. Never cute.” She let out a series of bubbly laughs yet again, hooking an arm over Wednesday, who stared at their reflection.
It was a bit chilly that morning – but certainly not cold enough for the jacket she’d packed in case the weather was uncooperative…
“I will wear this for exactly the twenty minutes it will take us to walk to the lake.”
Enid squeaked and kissed her cheek, squeezing their matching sweatshirts together in a hug before pulling back and admiring their attire again, rubbing up and down Wednesday’s back mindlessly as she stared in the mirror. “We look adorable. I mean, deadly. We look very deadly in these.”
“You’re going to be dead if you don’t take your hands off my black and pink sweatshirt,” Wednesday clarified.
“Oh, please. You love it when I touch you,” Enid teased and Wednesday nearly wrinkled her nose at how much that was true. “What, are you going to prove that true and bite me if I don’t stop?”
“You wish,” Wednesday retorted, working very hard on keeping her eyes from rolling all the way back when Thing managed to capture the moment with Enid’s instant camera as she’d hoped. Enid let go and brought her arms up in a victory pose before milling around and gathering entirely too many unnecessary supplies for their morning hike while Wednesday watched her intensely in the mirror. She would admit – she liked the oversized top, and how it fell over her hands and went mid-length down her thighs. Adding her more usual pair of pants to go with it, she laced up her boots and waited as Enid debated between tinted lip balm. “The mosquitoes are going to find you delicious no matter what color your lips are.”
“It has SPF in it! Very necessary,” She said, putting some on herself when she finally picked one, then approached Wednesday, taking her by the back of her head and putting it on her as well. The fountain of positive thinking and insane levels of bravery that was her girlfriend shocked her into allowing it. Even more boldly, she followed it up with a kiss to those tinted lips that Wednesday almost returned. “Now you can leave a cute little lip imprint when you bite me,” She winked.
Tugging her close, Wednesday wrapped her black-clad sleeves around her pink middle, tucking her cheek against the plush fabric. In a move indicating surrender, she muttered, “This sweatshirt is adequately warm.”
“I knew you’d like it,” Enid kissed the top of her head, giving her a long embrace in return.
“I didn’t say that.”
“You don’t have to. And even if you’re just entertaining me,” She pulled back to look her in the eye. “Thank you. Now come on, you getting all affectionate on me might make me cry happy tears if we don’t get moving!”
Black Menagerie update is late because real life is sometimes better than fanfiction | purchase a sweatshirt for you and your moody gf here
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Master List of Superpowers
power themes: light, dark, earth, water, electricity, air, life, psychic, energy, fire +
Light ✨
Dark light manipulation: create the darkes light in existence
White light manipulation: create sacred light
Photokinesis
Force-field generation: create rpotective shield of solid photons
Invisibiity: be unseen
Laser emission: bend light wavelengths to create lasers
Light absorbtion: absorb the light around you
Light generation: emit blinding light or glow in the dark
Light mimicry: take on the traits of light
Photoportation: teleport by using photons
Projectie insibility: turn other things invisible
Evil banish: rid and banish all spirits of evil and black magic
Dark 🖤
Umbrakinesis - can manipulate and control darkness or shadows.
Animated Shadow - Animate one's shadow.
Light Absorption - block out light in an area
Night Vision - see in the dark.
Sacred Darkness - create holy darkness.
Shadow Mimicry - become a shadow.
Umbraportation - teleport via the shadows and darkness.
Water 💧
Hydrokinesis - manipulate and control liquid water and mold it into any desired shape or form
Aquatic Respiration - breathe underwater.
Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the various aspects of the weather by mixing water, ice, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Dehydration - absorb water.
Hydroportation - teleport across short or long distances through liquid water.
Water Mimicry - turn into liquid water.
Water Generation - generate water.
Holy Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control graceful waters.
Dark Water Manipulation - create, manipulate and control evil and
dangerous waters.
Electricity ⚡
Quintessence Force - generates whitish-blue lightning that also
contains pure life energy.
Electrokinesis - control, generate or
absorb electric fields and shoot lightning bolts.
Activation & Deactivation - turn stuff on and off.
Positron Manipulation - control positrons, the antimatter counterpart to electrons.
Electrical Absorption: absorb electric energy
Electric Mimicry - transform entire body into a lightning-like being of pure electrical energy.
Electroportation - teleport with lightning/electricity
Divine Lightning Manipulation - create and control the brightest
lightning.
Black Lightning Manipulation - create and control the darkest lightning.
Air 💨
Air Embodiment - Become the embodiment/personification of the element of air.
Aeroscience - Have absolute knowledge about air.
Aerokinetic Combat - Combine air-related abilities with combat.
Aerokinetic Constructs -Create/Construct anything using air.
Aerokinetic Regeneration - Heal/Regenerate using air.
Aero-Telekinesis - Use telekinesis using air
Aeromancy - Gain divination via air
Air Mimicry - transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist.
Atmokinesis - manipulate the weather by mixing water, ice, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Deoxygenation - suck up all the oxygen from a place.
Lung Adaptation - breathe anywhere.
Wind Generation - create blasts of wind.
Air Generation - create or generate blasts of air.
Pure Wind/Air Manipulation - create and control pure winds.
Dark Wind/Air Manipulation - create and control corrupted winds.
Levitation - the ability to make anything rise up in the air and move around under your control.
Life 🌱
Enhanced healing
Necromancy
Telepathy
Being able to mutate others
Change blood types at will
Blood Cloning: To create clones of themselves by using blood.
Blood Mimicry: To mimic the properties of blood.
Blood Pressure: To manipulate the pressure and flow of blood inside bodies.
Blood Propulsion: To propel one's self using blood.
Blood Teleportation: To teleport through blood.
Blood Transformation: To transform matter into blood.
Haemokinetic Combat: To infuse blood in physical combat.
Haemopotent Regeneration: To regenerate oneself using blood.
Haemopotent Replication: To replicate powers with blood as a
medium.
Thermovariance: To boil targets blood.
Fire 🔥
Holy Fire Manipulation - Generate and control flames of Heaven.
Inflammation - burn things.
Melting - heat molecules to melt things without touching or using fire
Plasmakinesis - control plasma.
Pyromancy- Divination via fire.
Pyrotechnics - create fireworks.
Self-Detonation - explode self and reform.
Stellar Manipulation - manipulate and control stars.
Thermokinesis - create, control and manipulate heat.
Pyroportation - teleport or move though fire.
Stellar Manipulation - manipulate and control stars.
Psychic 🌟
Astral Projection: the ability to have out of body experiences and separate the astral body from the physical body at will.
Aura Reading: the ability to perceive the energy surrounding a living being.
Auto-Writing: Writing without conscious thought. An act performed often by mediums.
Bilocation: Being in many places at once.
Channeling: Communicating with a spirit.
Clairalience: Having a smell perception outside the human senses.
Clairaudience: Having an auditory perception outside the human senses.
Claircognizence: Having a thought perception outside the human senses.
Clairgustance: Having a taste perception outside the human senses.
Clairsentience: Having a physical perception outside the human senses. Related to psychometry.
Clairvoyance: Having a visual perception outside the human senses.
Divination: Gaining insight into a situation by use of tools or ritual.
Dowsing: Ability to locate an object.
Energy Healing: The ability to mend physical, emotional, energetie and mental wounds with energy.
Levitation: Flying or floating.
Earth ⛰︎
Geokinesis - control, manipulate, create, generate and reshape or shape earth/rocks/stones
Earth Mimicry - have a body made up of earth or earthen substance
Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, ice, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Crystallokinesis - manipulate minerals and crystals.
Ferrokinesis - manipulate metal at will.
Fraxikinesis - manipulate burnt matter.
Geo-Thermokinesis - manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes.
Golem Creation - make golems out of inanimate materials like rocks, wood, plants, magma, etc.
Granulation - can turn things into sand.
Halokinesis - control and manipulate salt.
Hyalokinesis - control and manipulate glass.
Koniokinesis - manipulate and control dust particles.
Plassikinesis - manipulate and control all forms ofplastic.
Psammokinesis - can control and manipulate sand.
Terrakinesis - control, manipulate and alter/reshape the surrounding terrain and landscape at will.
Terraportation - teleport via the earth and earth- based materials.
Pure Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate and control pure and good earth minerals.
Black Earth Manipulation - Create, manipulate and control corrupted and evil earth minerals.
Ice 🧊
Atmokinesis - control and manipulate the weather by mixing
water, ice, fire, earth, air, and lightning/electricity.
Cryokinesis - control ice, snow and other forms of frozen water.
Freeze Breath - freeze things in solid ice.
Freezing - lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures.
Frigokinesis - control snow either as precipitation or already on the ground.
Energy 💥
Dynamokinesis - manipulate existing energy.
Energy Blast - create blasts of energy.
Energy Emission - release energy.
Quintessence Force - create and manipulate unique form of electrical and life energy.
Mana Manipulation - manipulate magical energies.
Chi Manipulation - manipulate metaphysical life energies.
Omnikinesis - manipulate absolutely any form of energy and matter.
Gyrokinesis - manipulate gravity.
Sonokinesis - manipulate sound.
Maanetokinesis - manipulate magneuc energy.
Other
Aether Manipulation - manipulate the fifth, holiest element.
Cosmic Manipulation - manipulate the aspects of space.
Gravity Manipulation - manipulate gravity and gravitational forces.
Nether Manipulation - manipulate the final, unholiest element.
Space-Time Manipulation - manipulate either space or the
concept of time.
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