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Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience
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if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature
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god she is always serving cunt.
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Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)
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3 people said they liked my outfit today. like, thanks, but I've been wearing this exact outfit for 3 years. i think you like it because I'm skinnier now
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DUDE I JUST REMEMBER THAT IMAGE ABOUT THAT BIKER AND THE CAPTION IS HOW BIKERS EAT THERE SKETTY 🍝
YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE HE GOT THE TWO FORK
SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I'VE SEEN I SWEAR
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they are not going to talk about this when they wake up (bigger version)
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i hope the afterlife is like when you die in lethal company, your friends laughing about your silly death and you laughing along
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I've been doodling a lot on procreate lately. Having some limitations actually helps me quite a bit.
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She looks just like a dream
The prettiest girl I've ever seen
From the cover of a magazine
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