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Five, to Vanya: You know how father gets. It’s important to take necessary precautions when dealing with him.

Five, blowing an air horn an inch from Reginald’s face: Get fucked

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A message for Netflix

Yeah, I know it has been less than 24 hours since the second has been released but I would really like ‘The Umbrella Academy’ season 3. Like right now.

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Klaus stands for Klaustraophobic

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i am so sorry if im spoiling this for anyone just please block me or whatever

Past Five and Present Five interacting

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im so mad they all need some therapy holy shit

they really had Five fucking apologize to a man that abused him for the first 13 years of his life for “giving him a hard time”? are you kidding me?

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Thinking about how Klaus is technically the second oldest now that he's time traveled twice and lived at least two more years than anyone else (other than Five ofc)

I'm imagining him calling Luther and Diego his little brothers

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five trying to figure out his paradoxical psychosis:

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#a 2020 mood

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SHSJSJSJSJSHSJSSJSJ THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY HAS LEFT ME SPEECHLESS E YE- NO SPOILERS BUT AGHHHHHDHDJSHSKSEHFIRNEIBRDODNENEIIDORIRHRJ-

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So I just finished binging season 2 of the umbrella academy... and as sad as I am that’s it’s over, I am so ready for the inevitable wave of new fanfic there’s gonna be

Bless all y’all writers, you guys are all the real MVPs 😂

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same i had to play it back on netflix cause i missed the next bit

“I heard a rumor that you punched yourself in the face!”

WHEN I TELL YOU I FUCKING SCREAMED

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my first reblog in like literal months holy shit

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power move

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Everything stays the same but it takes place in 2020.

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What do you mean that's just everything is the same

Everything stays the same but Marco has abs.

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So I'm watching avatar (the last airbender) for the millionth time and yep ik my type (for guys at least)... I like tol noodles bois with floofy long hair *cough, cough* Zuko and sokka

#avatar the last airbender #zuko #sokka

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HOLY SHIT YESSSSSSSSSS

Ok but what if Randlanders celebrated Halloween? In that case, here’s a super quicky of Rand in a dragon costume.

Get it? Cuz he’s the Dragon… I’ll see myself out.