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mood

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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Shameless 6x12

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When you just want to be left the f alone

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Breakfast Across the Globe

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omgggg

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Imagine being an actual woman with 20+ years of political experience who has been the actual secretary of state being told that her temperament is a problem by the world’s angriest cheeto

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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“A black man could never be president.”

Obama: 

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I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

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Rethink homelessness