catalystiturnedouttobe

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

when your friends try to lift your spirits but you’ve already committed to being in a bad mood

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Because Martha Jones was an amazing and brilliant companion, and she needs the credit she deserves.

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Lucky I’ve just collected a DNA sample then, isn’t it?

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Radiology- The study of pretending to see an organ you can’t actually see

Second year vet student  (via soontobedvm)

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Congratulations, B.o.B., a dude more than 2,000 years ago figured out what you still can’t understand despite the benefits of free public school, generations of documentation and the internet at your fucking fingertips.

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

Book snobs are the worst but I also feel bad for them, like sorry you can’t find joy in a Percy Jackson book or a sappy teen romance novel; you’re missing out on life’s great treasures.

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

my favourite part of phantom of the opera is that they keep referring to him as ‘the phantom’ or ‘opera ghost’ because it’s way less intimidating to say ‘erik, the guy who lives in the basement’

[catalystiturnedouttobe]

crying males: “disney is destroying star wars with female leads”

“rogue one also has a female lead? ugh”

“great another mary sue”

me: