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slytherin!sirius black and brand new auror, james potter, just really take “know thy enemy” very seriously.

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#nope

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James steals little items from sirius to keep because he hasn't yet confessed his feelings. Sirius knows its james that is his little thief. So he puts this label on one of his lighters.

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Prongsfoot wedding vows:

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Prongsfoot idea: Artist James and (Nude) Model Sirius with the whole "paint me like one of your French girls" vibe 👀😊💞

Thank you! 🤩 This was a fun prompt to write!

Sirius draws in a shuddered breath and tries his hardest to remain still. The quiet focus of James’s gaze feels like a soft caress against his thigh, and he knows instinctively that’s what James is drawing now. He gave up looking an hour ago, but he knows, and it terrifies him because if James hasn’t already noticed the tenting of the artfully draped silk covering Sirius’s bits he’s bound to do so now.

“Oh,” James breathes, and Sirius wants to disappear. Maybe if he tries hard enough the pillows will swallow him up and he won’t have to face James’s reaction to his erection. Because by all accounts Sirius shouldn’t be having one. After all, he’s a straight bloke who’s spent the past few hours posing in a rather uncomfortable position for another straight bloke. Except, of course, Sirius is anything but straight – and discomfort hardly matters when he’s spent hours feeling the heat of James’s gaze tracing his features.

“You know me – always one to get off on attention,” Sirius says. And it’s meant to be a joke, it’s meant to be cocky and overconfident. But his voice shakes as the words leave his mouth, because the cocky act doesn’t work when he can’t shrug, run a casual hand through his hair and throw his head back laughing. It doesn’t work when James is looking at him like he’s the only thing in the whole entire world.

“Can I – is it alright if I draw it?” James asks, and his voice is shaking a little too. Sirius opens his eyes and there’s a hint of nervousness in the way James’s eyebrows draw together.

Sirius considers saying no – but he’s never been able to deny James anything when he’s free to give it.

“Yeah,” he says, surprised when James’s eyes widen. “Yeah, alright.”

He starts to shift his arm to move the silk scarf covering him, but James shakes his head.

“No, don’t move – I’ll, er, I’ll just,” he trails off and bites his lip like he’s trying forcibly to hold back the words. James does that sometimes, when he’s nervous or unsure. He doesn’t usually do it with Sirius though.

James hesitates for another moment before laying his pencil down and pushing his chair back. He looks down at himself and grimaces a little, and Sirius is confused until James stands. And then it’s obvious why he seems to be regretting every decision he’s ever made that’s lead to him standing up in this very moment. Because James is hard.

“Oh,” Sirius says, echoing James’s reaction. His mouth feels too dry, and his hands are clammy enough that he once again desperately wishes he could move to dry them off. And yet… Sirius is glad for the restriction, glad that there’s no expectation for him to do anything but stay perfectly still. Because he has no idea what he’d do if he could.

Part of him wants to stand up, stride across the distance between them and press James against a wall. And another part wants to run away screaming.

“I, er, sorry, this is really unprofessional,” James says, gesturing to his crotch.  

Sirius snorts, and it somehow breaks the tension. This is James. What’s the worst that could happen, really? They’ll be awkward for a few days?

“I can help you out with that,” Sirius says, feeling his confidence return. “If you ever finish drawing me of course.”

James’s eyes flit between Sirius’s mouth and hands, and fuck, he really does want it. A giddy feeling bubbles up in Sirius’s chest and he has to bite his tongue to keep from moving.

James closes the distance between them and lets his hand hover over the silk scarf.

“Can I –,” he starts, but Sirius cuts him off.

“Yes,” he says, and he knows the heat of his desire is evident in the single word, but he can’t quite stop himself from continuing. “Anything.”

James shivers, a disbelieving smile playing at his lips. He closes his hand around Sirius’s erection, and Sirius draws in a sharp breath. The silk is smooth and strangely cool against him, and he shifts his hips wanting more.

“Don’t move,” James says. It’s not sharp or commanding at all, and yet the words makes Sirius still even his breathing. Fuck, he wants to please James – wants to prove that this, whatever it is, can be the best thing that’s ever happened to the both of them.

James releases him, taking the scarf away when he removes his hand.

“God, that’s gorgeous,” he breathes, staring at Sirius’s cock. “Stay still.”

James reaches down again and closes his hand around Sirius’s cock.

“Fuuuck,” Sirius groans, shaking with the effort to keep still. “James.”

“I can’t wait to taste you,” James says. He moves his fist, sending the most delicious tendrils of pleasure shooting through Sirius’s body.

The hand disappears from Sirius’s cock and James smirks. “But first, I’m going to draw it.”

#prongsfoot #hot prongsfoot friday #james x sirius #prongsfoot fanfiction #cassiwrites #ask #nsfw

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

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nothing has been more important to my being queer than when i went to my first pride parade, got seperated from my group, had a panic attack about it and was sitting on the side of the road holding a tiny genderfluid flag and freaking out. then this six foot five drag queen in four inch heels appeared from literally nowhere and sat down next to me. i, this scared-shitless trans bi kid at pride for the first time, very nervously told her she looked pretty and i told her my name and that i got lost and didn't feel like i should be at pride and she held my hand and said "oh, honey, everybody deserves to be here, especially you. pride is for everybody who's ever gotten lost, who's been scared of who they are or where they are. you think we never been scared before? pride's for you, honey, because you're scared. you don't have to be proud right now, but you're gonna be one day, honey, i'm sure of it."

i found my group soon after that and i never saw that queen again but to this day i am convinced i met an angel.

so yeah. pride is for you. pride is for all of us.

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

#i feel like nr 3 is rwrb

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I want to write something for Hot Prongsfoot Friday but my head is blank, so if anyone has any requests/prompts/kinks they'd like to see, shoot me an ask and I'll try my best 🤞

#hot prongsfoot friday #prompts open #prompt me

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YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

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have we talked lately about how absolutely insane it makes me that dean has a GED

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i miss when actors all had normal human teeth

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What if..... I didn't beat the "ace artist who draws nsfw art" stereotype and started drawing spicier stuff??

Anyways...

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Nightswimming by @sweet-s0rr0w

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