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Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s he gonna say exactly? And to whom? Because imagining a haggard and likely shitfaced Pennsylvania construction worker barging through the grocery store like, “HEY!!! THAT BROAD-HIPPED 5'3” EFFEMINATE KID WITH THE CONSPICUOUSLY BIZARRE NAME WHO SPEAKS IN A CARTOONISHLY AFFECTED CARICATURE OF MASCULINITY AIN’T GOT NO DICK!!! YOU GONNA BUY SCRATCH OFF TICKETS FROM SOME KINDA DICKLESS ABOMINATION??“ is wild. What’s it going to accomplish? Or is he gonna call my manager? “HELLO, I’D LIKE TO REPORT A FRAUD IN YOUR DELI DEPARTMENT. THERE IS NOT SAUSAGE AS ADVERTISED.” What the fuck.

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I need some sweet father/daughter bonding stuff for Anna and booker. Like I want to see them be a family yeah dysfunctional cause Booker is a mess but like let them be happy!!! Let Booker walk Liz down the isle and cry of happiness when he sees his little girl get married

#bioshock #bioshock infinite #bioshock infinte burial at sea #booker dewitt #anna dewitt #elizabeth comstock #happy au

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This is awful we lost so many good content creators and mutuals but this made me giggle (could be cause its 4 am)

I can’t believe they removed Tumblr from the app store because you were all mean to me

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my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

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🎄

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haven’t played much of red dead online yet but from my experience i can deduce people love to punch your horse followed by your horse kicking them hard as fuck in the fucking head and killing them instantly

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Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

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I did a Bioshock Hunger games simulator thingy like a week ago and I thought I’d post some of the best bits

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A top chooses.

A bottom obeys!

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We need big mommas

i’ve never actually drawn it, in X years, bioshock AU where there are little sisters AND brothers and they’re called Little Gatherers, and grow up to be big brothers and big sisters…….big brother has broader shoulders & is more of a Let Him Be kind of scavenger but you’d still have to be spliced out of ur mind to ever approach one……big sister sketch is real bad but just for scale lol

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Who the fuck holds kittens like that

My heart just dropped into my stomach. She’s now responsible for two very young, motherless kittens that need to be bottle-fed every three hours. Look at how she’s holding them. She’s already off to an awful start.

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Reblog if you've ever had to hide from your parents for any reason.

I’m curious

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REMINDER:

For folks that keep trying to insist transsexualism was a thing that was invented in America in the 1950s, keep in mind that the Chevalier D’Eon had her name and gender marker legally changed by the court of Louis XVI in France ten years before the United States even had a Constitution.

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Molag bal's mace has definitely been up.someone's ass but it wasnt consensual

im gonna regret this arent i

DAEDRIC ARTIFACTS RANKED BY THE LIKELIHOOD ITS BEEN UP SOMEONES ASS (limited to skyrim)

16. Spellbreaker H O W

15. Oghma Infinium also how

14. Ebony Mail nope!

13. Saviors Hide also nope

12. Skeleton Key mercer frey’s the only person to have access to it for a real long time and i doubt thats what he was using it for, even if its a good size for it

11. Masque of Clavicus Vile idk why you’d even try but sure, a horn maybe

10. Ring of Namira/Ring of Hircine doesn’t seem like it’d be much fun but sure

9. Volendrung I REALLY DOUBT IT BUT THE HANDLE MAYBE

8. Skull of Corruption i guess maybe?

7. Azura’s Star get creative

6. Dawnbreaker as long as it’s used on the living, sure

5. Mace of Molag Bal ……..

4. Mehrune’s Razor just be careful about nicks

3. Ebony Blade she aint the daedric prince of sex for nothing

2. Wabbajack SOMEONE’S PROBABLY DONE IT OKAY

1. Sanguine Rose yeah definitely

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the champion of cyrodiil stealing an elder scroll from the white-gold tower is the equivalent of nicolas cage stealing the declaration of independence from the u.s. capitol

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Full offense but the people with the most biggest dick energy i have ever met are all trans men. Have you ever seen a trans man incel? No you havent cause they're all fucking chads who could fuck your mom and youd say thank you after

Trans men who are tops are braver than any US soilder

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goodnight you handsome fellow✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*