Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me
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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back
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I like stories where a normal human child is being raised by a sinister supernatural being who is totally malevolent except when it comes to their kid. Those are so much better than the “kids are scary” changeling type horror movies.
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love story of the modern day
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Today biscuit man went outside to frolic in the spring flowers!
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