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Cana, ever thought about doing a cardiac stress test (running on a treadmill while connected to a heart monitor) and how much stress do you think your heart could take?

Cana: Hmmm... I mean I think I could handle the stress. Everyone at the Guild has been through way more stressful situations and those involved more than just running on a treadmill. Beside’s I’m a lot fitter than certain people give me credit for, so yeah, I think I’d do okay.

Laxus: Just hang a beer bottle on a piece of rope in front of her. That’d keep her going for days.

Cana: Oh very funny.

Laxus: Wasn’t joking.

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Makarov: I thought you’d cut back!

Cana: I was thinking about it. But then Laxus convinced me not to bother.

Makarov: So this is your fault?!

Laxus: It’s not like that. She was already drunk when she started asking if I wanted her to quit and I said I didn’t care if she did or not.

Makarov: If she was asking you, then why didn’t you suggest she ease up a bit and save the Guild some money?!

Laxus: I like Cana just the way she is. There’s no need for her to change.

Makarov: Let’s see if you say that when you’re the one stuck paying for her bar tabs!

Laxus: ...

Cana: *Opening a fresh barrel*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Makarov Dreyar #Fresh Start

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Cana, do you think Laxus would use his electricity magic to shock your heart back to life?

Cana: ... That’s an oddly specific question there, Anon.

Laxus: And it’s not something I’d be likely to try out, either. My magic’s powerful stuff meant to cause damage. I’d probably fry her heart to charcoal instead of shocking it to life.

Cana: Exactly. But still, just so we’re clear, I would expect you to try.

Laxus: Are you serious?

Cana: My hearts stopped. I’m already dead. You literally can’t make it any worse so might as well try to bring me back.

Laxus: ... Okay then.

Cana: *Points a bottle at him* You swear?

Laxus: *Sigh* I swear that I’ll use my very destructive magic to try and shock your heart back to life.

Cana: Good! *Kisses his cheek*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Laxus: So what’s part two?

Cana: You’ll find out after you give me MY present later.

Laxus: Sounds fair. *Leans down and kisses*

Cana: *Grabs his shirt and pulls him in with a splash*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Fresh Start #Valentine's Day

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Kings game!

Laxus: Still don’t know what that is. And Cana’s...

Cana: *Off to the side and waving empty bottles overhead* I LOVE THIS GUILD!

Laxus: Yeah, she’s too busy to tell me.

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Fresh Start #OOC: Seriously guys I have no idea what that is XD #I tried looking it up and got a fanfiction. #Is that it? #Anonymous

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● \\ Would you guys join in the next Kings Game?

Laxus: What the hell is that?

Cana: Sounds familiar... But I can’t remember. *Continues chugging her drink*

Laxus: I think that wine is killing your brain cells.

Cana: And I think you’re prettier when you don’t talk. *Pulls him down and kisses him into silence*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Hmph cana u a drunk

Cana: Huh? *Lowers her drink* What? I like to have a drink every now and then. Gray likes stripping in public but I don’t see you all complaining about that.

Laxus: Actually, a lot of people complain about it...

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Mira naughty

Cana: *Winks* Hell yeah she is.

Laxus: Cana. You’re being creepy again.

#Fairy Tail #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Mirajane Strauss #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Maybe we don't know the guy

Laxus: Probably. I mean there’s no actual reason to assume it’s from the Guild.

Cana: *Growling* This is so stupid! There has to be a way to get her to confess.

Laxus: Do you ever think about just leaving her be and letting her tell you when she’s ready to?

Cana: *Ignoring him* Think, Cana, think!

#Fairy Tail #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Mirajane Strauss #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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I'm sure Mira had her first with someo)ne else , Freed just recently got over his Laxative Dryer crush And Mira was WILD (Quote Bacchus) in her younger days Right?

Cana: I suppose that’s a good point.

Laxus: Freed having a crush on me or Mira being... Outgoing.

Cana: Both. If I remember, Mira really was crazy back in the days before we thought Lisanna had died. I could see her as maybe having a few one nighters every now and then.

Laxus: I don’t really remember her being very interested in that kind of thing. Her attention was more on fighting with Erza.

Cana: Yeah, but remember, you pretty much ignored everyone back in your asshole days, so you wouldn’t know what she was like in her spare time when she wasn’t kicking it out with Erza. I, however, did pay attention to my fellow Guild mates. Mira wasn’t overly social or anything but she still got on with a few people every now and then and she definitely made it know whenever she thought someone was good looking or not.

Laxus: ... And yet you still don’t know who her crush is.

Cana: *Flips him off*

#Fairy Tail #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Mirajane Strauss #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Laxslow I ship it

Laxus: No.

Cana: I dunno. Maybe...

Laxus: No!

Cana: But consider this-

Laxus: Consider I take your hangover cure away. *Grabs her cup and holds it out of reach*

Cana: UUUUUGGGHHHH! Give it back! Okay, okay! No to Laxslow!

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Bickslow #Anti Laxslow? #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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BICKSLOW STRIKES AGAIN

Cana: *Groans* What did I miss?

Laxus: Just the usual. Here. *Hands her a hot cup of something*

Cana: Thank you... *Sips drink* So what did Bickslow strike?

Laxus: Just teasing Freed. You know what he’s like. If he’s not messing with Freed then he’s messing with Evergreen.

Cana: He ever mess with you?

Laxus: He tried. Once.

Cana: That’s my foul tempered Fake Dragon Slayer. *Cuddles against his side as he puts an arm around her*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Bickslow #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Mira, was your first time with Freed? I'm sure he rocked your world 👀 ;)

Lisanna: That’s funny, I can’t find her. I think Mira must have gone home.

Cana: *Sulks* Party pooper.

Laxus: Alright. Home time.

Cana: *Flails in his arms* WAIT!

Laxus: *Groans* What now?

Cana: We can still ask Freed the question!

Laxus: Nope. We’re going home.

Cana: *Shouting across the room as Laxus carries her off* FREED! WERE YOU MIRA’S FIRST TIME IN THE SHEETS OR WAS IT SOMEONE ELSE?!

Freed: *Wide eyes and blushing* Wait! What?!

Bickslow: BWAHAHAHA!

Cana: LAXUS! WAIT A SECOND!

Laxus: Nope. *Leaves*

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Lisanna Strauss #Cana Alberona #Laxus Dreyar #Freed Justine #Bickslow #End of New Years #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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WHOST

Cana: ... Laxus... I think I drank too much... That doesn’ look like a real word.

Laxus: It’s not the drink.

Lisanna: Uh, still. Maybe you should take Cana home.

Laxus: Yeah. That sounds like a good idea. *Picks Cana up* Let’s go, you damn drunk.

Cana: WAIT! One more question! Lisanna! Get your damn sis’er back! I’s for her!

#Fairy Tail #Laxana #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Lisanna Strauss #New Years #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Is Margarin with you Lisa Anna

Lisanna: ... What?

Laxus: I think they’re asking for Mirajane?

Cana: Well, no she’s not here. She’s hiding after those questions you guys shot her. *Gulps the last of her drink* Don’t know why she’s so embarrassed. It’s no big deal. She should just tell us who the guy is.

Lisanna: I know.

Cana: ... You know who she’s crushing on?

Lisanna: Of course! She’s my sister. We share pretty much everything.

Laxus: You’re really gonna wish you hadn’t said that?

Lisanna: Huh? Why?

Cana: *Lunges* WHO IS IT?!

Lisanna: AH! Cana! Calm down!

#Fairy Tail #Lisanna Strauss #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #New Years #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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Lisanna- Where??

Cana: Here. *Grabs Lisanna and drags her over*

Lisanna: Wait what?

Laxus: Just go with it.

#Fairy Tail #Cana Alberona #Lisanna Strauss #Laxus Dreyar #New Years #Fresh Start #Anonymous

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laxus is bara doki dki

Laxus: What the hell?!

Cana: Isn’t that a weird horror game about a school poetry club?

Laxus: ... What the hell?

#Fairy Tail #Laxus Dreyar #Cana Alberona #Laxana #New Years #Fresh Start #Anonymous