capsrecedinghairline

[capsrecedinghairline]

ATE

#what a weird way of saying his dad died #tim drake

[capsrecedinghairline]

What Jason thinks happened with Tim becoming Robin after him.

[capsrecedinghairline]

bruce and talia. 2022

#pov: the parent/teacher conference is about to be traumatizing and perplexingly arousing #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #talia al ghul

[capsrecedinghairline]

Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:

Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--

Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."

----------------

Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*

Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."

Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."

Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.

#they’re rich they can get away with anything #batman #batfam

[capsrecedinghairline]

#this is what goes on in titans tower

[capsrecedinghairline]

I believe with all my heart that Thomas and/or Alfred called Bruce ‘chum’ when he was little.

#the first time he had to think of a pet name as a new batdad he blanked #nothing else came to mind #bro just hit copy/paste and it stuck #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #dc comics

[capsrecedinghairline]

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

#dick grayson

[capsrecedinghairline]

Girl we’ve got work to dooooooo

Fetch me the paint and gluuuuuuuuuue

#me getting ready for work every morning #as a certified makeup girlie… my brain is chewing on this like an ice cube #i want to know which products he uses #batman #batfam #bruce wayne

[capsrecedinghairline]

Quote from Scrubs

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #tim drake

[capsrecedinghairline]

Holy school night, Batman!

Dick Grayson tiny Robin propaganda. He is such a little guy he is my favourite.

#LITTLE GUY #batman #batfam #dick grayson

[capsrecedinghairline]

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

#batman #batfam

[capsrecedinghairline]

my 8 year old has some emotional regulation difficulties, and I've done my best to help him with those.

unrelated, I gave him a shovel a couple of days ago and told him to go have fun in the field because I was tired.

He suddenly seemed happier, having less trouble breathing through disappointment and just being generally all around more cheerful and able to focus in school better. Sure, my partner had to pull him out of a six foot by three foot hole today, but he was stoked about it!

#dick grayson

[capsrecedinghairline]

Batman Coming Out of the Cave to Show Off His Top Surgery Scars

Happy Easter Sunday/Trans Day of Visibility/Batman’s 85th Anniversary

Original painting is by François-Joseph Navez called The Incredulity of Saint Thomas

And inspired by this tweet from @ CSMFTH with the original painting captioned “On this Trans Day of Visbility, let us never forget when Jesus came back to show the lads his top surgery scars”

#batman #bruce wayne

[capsrecedinghairline]

He looks so good in a dress :333

#j’onn j’onzz #martian manhunter

[capsrecedinghairline]

Question for the audience

Also leave in the tags what people usually compliment you on!!

#yes constantly #i have a public facing job so like every day someone will tell me I’m pretty etc #also i have bright blue eyes and people often notice that

[capsrecedinghairline]

I love how Bruce tells Duke to guard the Cave & Duke goes "Yes, sir. You got it. Not a single goddamm person is getting into this Cave." Like he takes it so seriously that when the GREEN LANTERN shows up, Duke doesn't think "Hm. He probably has a good reason for being here. Maybe I should ask him?"

No.

He DROPKICKS HIS ASS.

#KICK HIS ASS BABY #batman #batfam #duke thomas

[capsrecedinghairline]

been re-reading some batman reborn stuff lol

#batman #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing