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HeiKazu HC:

@gay-salt-amber helped

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Petnames:

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Heizou’s to Kazuha is ‘My Poet’ or ‘Sunshine’

Kazuha’s to Heizou is ‘My Dear’ or ‘Sweetheart’

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> Heizou made a space in his office for Kazuha to hide in for when Kujou Sara or someone comes into his office and Kazuha is in there

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> Kazuha gets kidnapped by the Raiden Shogun to see if Heizou is a ‘traitor’ to Inazuma. He got home one night to see a note that read

~ “We have your precious little boyfriend, if you want to see him back again come to the Raiden Shogun’s Tenshukaku if you’re a traitor to Inazuma”

He went to save Kazuha, even if he was called a traitor

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> Heizou proposed to Kazuha in a field of roses

~ Kazuha, dragging Heizou through the field: Sweetheart, this is so beautiful! It’s such a lovely place for a date!

~ Heizou, laughing: It is, just like you

~ Kazuha: You flatter me dear

~ Heizou: Hey, sunshine, stand still real quick…

~ Kazuha, stopping and turning around to see Heizou on one knee: Is everything alright sweetheart?

~ Heizou, taking out a ring with a smile on his face

~ Kazuha: Heizou?

~ Heizou: Will you make me the happiest man on earth Kaedehara Kazuha?

~ Kazuha, gasping: Yes! I will make you the happiest man on earth

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> They have tickle fights and Heizou always wins because he’s not ticklish but Kazuha is very ticklish

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> Kazuha will make poems for Heizou whenever he has a stressful day at work

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> Kazuha steals one of Heizou’s jackets and returns the one he stole every 2 days because it doesn’t smell like Heizou anymore

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> They spoil each other

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> Kazuha won’t drink coffee in the morning so if they have it, Heizou will make him tea and if they don’t he’ll make Kazuha hot chocolate when he has his coffee

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> Movie night and cuddle dates

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> In highschool, Kazuha had a huge crush on Heizou and Heizou would tease him all the time about it… unknowing that he had a crush on Kazuha as well until after highschool

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> Heizou is a prankster, especially on April 1st. So Kazuha is very afraid of that day

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> When excited (very excited), Kazuha goes mute or shuts down from it

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> Kazuha knows how to sew, so sometimes he’ll sew Heizou a shirt or pants or something

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> Because of Kazuha’s past and his family’s old high status, he would sometimes help Heizou with his investigations if the person was someone his parents knew or someone he knew from his parents

~ Heizou, banging his head on the desk: Stupid, stupid, stupid!

~ Kazuha, coming in and placing a hand on his back: Sweetheart..? What did I say about banging your head on the desk

~ Heizou, turning around to face him: I know, I’m sorry… it’s just this case is so frustrating

~ Kazuha, looking at the case and recognizing the person: Oh! [Person’s name]…she used to be one of my parents good friend~ *Starts telling him stuff that could help the case*

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> Heizou made them get matching couples shirts for Valentines each year, Kazuha calls him a dork but finds it cute

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> Heizou with a tongue piercing that Kazuha finds hot

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> When either one has a nightmare, the other has to cuddle the one who got a nightmare

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> Kazuha plays guitar and will often play it for Heizou on dates

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> They love to create new fantasy maps and do it together

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> Their weapon was winter themed, green and white suits, false snow (on a tarp obviously), etc

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> Heizou used to ask Kazuha to write down stories for him… a few years later Kazuha asked why and Heizou showed him a binder with all the stories he’s written

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> Heizou has a lot of body image problems, and so whenever he starts having them Kazuha reassures him that he’s handsome just the way he is

~ Heizou, staring at himself in the mirror: Sunshine..?

~ Kazuha, coming into the bathroom: Yes my dearest Heizou

~ Heizou: *asks Kazuha all these questions about his body*

~ Kazuha, hugging him from behind and kissing him: Heizou… you look just as handsome as when I first met you, if not more handsome

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> If Heizou had to go on a trip for awhile for work, Kazuha would be extra clingy when he got back and Heizou wouldn’t be able to go to work for a day or two

~ Heizou: Kazuha I’m b- *gets hugged immediately by Kazuha* hello to you too~

~ Kazuha, who was sprinting to him as soon as he heard the from door open to give him a hug: I missed you, I missed you, I missed you, I love you, I missed youuuu

~ Heizou, chuckling and kissing his forehead: I missed you too sunshine…

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> Kazuha refuses to go to sleep if Heizou has to stay up late to work on something… sometimes he falls asleep in Heizou’s lap while he’s still working

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#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin fluff #heikazu #kazuha x heizou #hi amber

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~ Dottolone HC ~

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@gay-salt-amber helped with some of these

Nsfw for the first one

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~ Petnames ~

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Dottore’s to Pantalone is ‘Princess’ ‘Brat’ ‘Sweetheart’ or ‘Dear’

Pantalone’s to Dottore is ‘Dottie’ ‘Darling’ ‘Baby’ ‘Sir’ ‘Precious’ or ‘Love’

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> Pantalone can talk shit about any of the Harbingers without being reprimanded by any of them since they don’t want their pay to be cut, besides Dottore. Whenever him or one of his segments hear Pantalone talking shit about Dottore to one of the new recruits, later that night someone’s getting punished.

~ Pantalone, with a vibrator up his ass and a blindfold over his eyes: Darling, baby, love, Dottie, Dottore, please!

~ Dottore staying quiet and minding his own business

~ Pantalone: Please, sir- I’m sorry I didn’t mean it!

~ Dottore, turning around in his chair to face Pantalone: There’s the right title, and are you sure you didn’t mean it? You certainly look like you’re enjoying this you brat

~ Pantalone: I didn’t! I didn’t mean it, please sir, stooop

~ Dottore: Ah ah ah, now Pantalone, this is a punishment for you acting like a brat earlier. Why would I stop?

~ Pantalone: B-because I’m a good boy, I swear, please just fuck me

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> Dottore gets nightmares a lot at night and so whenever he does, Pantalone will make him breakfast in bed and will always say ‘I love you more than anything in the world, don’t you ever, ever forget that’ while cuddling Dottore, they will stay like that for the rest of the day. Dottore’s always embarrassed that Pantalone heard him whimpering but Pantalone always says, ‘It’s quite fine darling, it’s nothing to be embarrassed about’ and Dottore always ends up crying cuz of how much love Pantalone’s giving him.

~ Pantalone, cuddling Dottore: Shh, it’s alright sweetheart, it’s not embarrassing that you have nightmares. Are you alright?

~ Dottore hiding his head in Pantalone’s chest, crying and nodding

~ Pantalone, messing with Dottore’s hair: Oh you poor sweet thing, come here

~ Dottore: But, what about your work?

~ Pantalone: Shh, I don’t care about that right now, at the moment making sure you’re alright is my priority

~ Dottore, lying: But I feel better…

~ Pantalone: No you don’t, I can hear it

~ Dottore: …how-

~ Pantalone: Shh, I just know, now be a dear and do what you need to while cuddled here in my arms

~ Dottore starting to cry again: I’m sorry, I’m so sorry I’m like this sweetheart, I’m sorry

~ Pantalone: It’s quite alright Dottie, now shh, go to sleep, I’ll be here when you wake

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> Pantalone is scared of fireworks, and so whenever fireworks go off and he didn’t know they were gonna go off he panics until Dottore finds him in a corner somewhere in his office crying and comforts him until they’re gone if the coaxing Pantalone out of the corner to go to their bedroom doesn’t work

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> Sometimes Pantalone is up late working in his office and so if Dottore catches him up, he’ll either sit on his lap and cuddle or make Pantalone come to bed

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> Dottore is a very jealous person, and Pantalone always has people flirting with him. Now anyone knows that flirting with Dottore’s boyfriend is a bad idea, so whenever someone does flirt with Pantalone they’re dead if Dottore finds out

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> Every morning, they both have to say one good thing about their body in front of each other and they can’t leave until they both say something

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> Whenever Dottore gets drunk, he always cries for Pantalone. Even when Pantalone is holding him-

~ Dottore: NoOo, I have a boyfriend!

~ Pantalone: Dottie, I am your boyfriend

~ Dottore, accepting who’s holding him now: Oh, I wuv you

~ Pantalone: I love you too precious

~ Childe in the background: Gay!

~ Captiano: Babe, I’m right fucking here

~ Childe: Shit-

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> When they first started dating, Dottore snored so loudly that Pantalone couldn’t sleep

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> Whenever Pantalone gets sick, which is a lot, Dottore refuses to let him do anything. He will spoil Pantalone

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> Pantalone had a lot of bad past relationships, and so sometimes he can have a hard time believing Dottore. Dottore doesn’t take offense to that because he knows Pantalone’s past relationship experiences

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> The first time they hold hands/sit on the couch together and Pantalone puts his head on Dottore’s shoulder, Dottore short circuits, and so Pantalone just looks up at this blushing, stuttering mess of a man and tells Dottore ‘I’m gonna marry you one day’ and it doesn’t help Dottore at all that night

~ Dottore: Did he not know that I-I was awake? I-I mean I do want to marry him also but-

~ Pierro: Doctor, I get you’re excited but you’re in front of the coffee maker

~ Dottore: Oh my god, I’m so sorry

~ Pierro: It’s fine, and I would listen to you talk about the Regrator any other time, but it’s 6 am and I need my coffee

~ Pantalone in the background: You’re so cute Dottie-

~ Arlecchino with a sleeping Columbina: Shut up bitch

~ Pantalone: I listen to you talk about Columbina all the time you hypocrite

~ Arlecchino: Shit that’s true

~ Pantalone, walking towards Pierro, Childe, and Dottore: Well hello my lovely, good morning Pierro and Ajax

~ Dottore, turning red: H-h-hi

~ Pantalone, putting his arms around Dottore: You’re precious

~ Pierro and Childe: Oo~

~ Pierro: Can you mov-

~ Pantalone, picking Dottore up: On it! Enjoy your coffee you two, also Childe here comes Captiano~

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> Pantalone can just cry for Dottore and he’ll be where Pantalone is asap

In the middle of an experiment? Nope, Pantalone wants cuddles

In the middle of killing the Traveler? Nah, Pantalone needs help with something

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> Dottore is a hoodie stealer

~ New Recruit: Uh, Lord Dottore, isn’t that Pantalone’s hoodie?

~ Dottore, looking down: Oh yeah, it is, I didn’t notice

~ Pantalone walking by and slapping Dottore’s ass: You look adorable Dottie~

~ Dottore: *Reboot Noises*

~ New Recruit: Uh, I just realized I have a mission in Liyue, uh, um, bye Lord Dottore and Pantalone!

~ Pantalone: Sigh, what a pity, it’s always the ones under Childe isn’t it?

~ Dottore: Y-yeah!

~ Pantalone: You're free tonight, right sweetheart?

~ Dottore: N- yes! I am, and I’m also very exhausted

~ Pantalone, now dragging Dottore: Good, now you can relax in my office with me

~ Childe, watching: The fuck did they do to my new recruit?

~ Pierro: Don’t worry, they did the same with a few of mine before you became a harbinger

~ Sandrone: Mhm

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> Dottore loves birds, and so Pantalone commissioned someone to make a bird that looks like him to give to Dottore

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> When either of them have a panic attack, they only want the comfort of the other and they will stop what they’re doing to comfort the other

| Dottore |

~ One of Dottore’s recruits: Lord Pantalone, I’m sorry to interrupt, but Lord Dottore refuses to come out of his laboratory and it sounds like he’s crying for you

~ Pantalone, throwing everything on the floor and running to Dottore’s laboratory and opening the door: Precious, darling, Dottore, are you ok? What happened?

~ Dottore, turning his head: P-Pantalone?

~ Pantalone: Yes honey, it’s me, come here

~ Dottore, running to Pantalone crying: Where were you! I couldn’t find you anywhere, I was worried sick

~ Pantalone: Shh, hey, I was in my office but it doesn’t matter now, I’m here alright?

~ Dottore: Mhm…I’m sorry for making you come down here

~ Pantalone: Dottore, sweetheart, it’s ok, you don’t need to apologize, I just want to make sure you’re ok

~ Dottore: Okay…I love you princess

~ Pantalone: I love you too sweetheart, now come here, let’s go cuddle

| Pantalone |

~ Pantalone, crying in their bedroom on the bed: Please be alright, ple-

~ Dottore, walking in from a mission that’s normally very deadly and rushing to Pantalone’s side: Hey, Pantalone, princess, are you ok? One of the recruits told me you refused to come out for the extra time I was gone

~ Pantalone, looking up: D-Dottore? This isn’t one of your stupid segments, right?

~ Dottore: No, dear, I swear on the Tsaritsa I’m the real one, why are you so upset?

~ Pantalone, crawling to him and latching on tightly: That stupid fucking mission you were sent on! Why didn’t you come home earlier, the plans said a month but it’s been three!

~ Dottore, combing through the knots in Pantalone’s hair: I know princess, I know, I’m sorry for worrying you and I tried writing to you but nothing went through, I’m so sorry

~ Pantalone, bawling his eyes out: You aren’t leaving my side for awhile!

~ Dottore: Shh, I know, I’m sorry, do you maybe wanna eat something and get these knots out of your hair?

~ Pantalone: M-Mhm…

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> The first time Dottore let Pantalone see his face Pantalone was surprised on why he hid his face from the world

~ Pantalone: …Precious, you’re face-

~ Dottore: Is hideous? I know

~ Pantalone: No, no no no! It’s…so gorgeous, why do you hide it from the world?

~ Dottore: …You think it isn’t hideous?

~ Pantalone: No! Of course not, why would I?

~ Dottore: I- um, I’m not sure-

~ Pantalone: Well I think it’s quite beautiful

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> Dottore was so oblivious to Pantalone’s flirting before they started dating, and so Pantalone took that to his advantage

~ Pantalone, flirting with Dottore: You’re so cute-

~ Dottore, oblivious: Mhm- mhm, so what do you think about this Regrator?

~ Pantalone: It looks fine dear

~ Pierro’s head: This bitch is so oblivious, my god

~ A few hours later ~

~ Dottore, just realizing he was being flirted with: I- h-he called me cute?

~ Pierro: Yes doctor, I was surprised that you didn’t say anything

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> They will brag to anyone who will listen about how great the other is

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> Whenever Pantalone is in a meeting, sometimes Dottore will just waltz in and sit beside him and nobody can question it

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> If Dottore likes something, Pantalone will buy many of it if possible (like if Dottore likes a certain drink, Pantalone will buy as many as he can)

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> Pantalone will let Dottore draw on his arms, Dottore’s a pretty good drawer

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> For their first date, Dottore took Pantalone to a fancy restaurant (and also Pantalone’s favorite restaurant) and Pantalone was surprised

~ Dottore, taking the blindfold off of Pantalone: Open your eyes now princess

~ Pantalone: …How- how did you know this was my favorite restaurant? I’ve never told you

~ Dottore: I may have asked a few of the other harbingers, I just wanted to impress you

~ Pantalone: Honey, you’ll always impress me. Even if you didn’t bring me here

~ Dottore, kissing Pantalone’s forehead: I love you, do you wanna go in? I have reservations for 8:30

~ Pantalone: Of course dear, and I love you more

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> Dottore will sleep nearest the door as to protect Pantalone if anyone barges in during the night

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> Pantalone loves horror movies and Dottore doesn’t surprisingly, but will watch them for Pantalone if he wants to watch one

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#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #dottore x pantalone #dottolone #some Childe x Captiano #some Arlecchino x Columbina #hi amber

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capricoffe · 1 year

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HeiKazuScara HC~

~ Some are on the more NSFW side ~

@gay-salt-amber helped with them

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Petnames~

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Heizou and Scaramouche calls Kazuha ‘Princess’

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Heizou calls Kazuha ‘Darling’ or ‘Sunshine’

^ calls Scaramouche ‘Flower’ or ‘Babe’

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Scaramouche calls Kazuha ‘Sweetheart’ or ‘Maple’

^ calls Heizou ‘Little Detective’ or ‘Love’

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Kazuha calls Scaramouche ‘Baby’ or ‘Sugar’

^ calls Heizou ‘Squishy’ or ‘Honey’

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~ Scaramouche left alone with Itto: Why did the chicken cross the road?

~ Itto: Why?-

~ Scaramouche: To get to the other side

~ Xiao, knowing this joke all to well and walking into the room ready for their date: Knock knock

~ Itto, blushy: Who…who’s there?

~ Xiao, sitting on Itto’s lap and kissing him: The chicken

~ In the other room Kazuha woke up and is yelling for Scaramouche to pick him up and bring him to the room they’re in: Babyyyyy!

~ Scaramouche: Hm- hold on you two, coming my princess!

> Scaramouche and Heizou made Kazuha into a brat/pillow princess because they find it adorable when he acts like a brat, obviously getting punished later~

> Speaking of punishments, one day Kazuha was acting like a brat all day around Scaramouche while Heizou was at work and so whenever Heizou got home this is what he heard-

~ Heizou, opening the front door: I’m home you t- why do I hear moaning?

• Walks into the three of them’s room •

~ Scaramouche: Oh hey little detective, you’re home early. You wanna join?

• Kazuha’s being fucked out of him mind •

~ Heizou, instantly throwing his bag down: Is that even a question?

They have Kazuha moaning/screaming their names all night and both Heizou and Scaramouche have a lot of stamina so they keep going as Kazuha didn’t say their safeword

• The next morning •

~ Venti: So, Kazuha, what’re those bites on your neck?

~ Kazuha, immediately blushing: I- uh, a mosquito?

~ Venti: Kazuha…it’s winter?

~ Kazuha: It got warmer for a bit?

~ Scaramouche walking into the room: Morning maple, morning Venti

~ Venti: Good morning mosquito 1

~ Kazuha: Huh? What’s going on

~ Scaramouche: Oh, nothing mosquito 2

~ Heizou walks into the living room from the kitchen with hot chocolate for Kazuha: Good morning you two, Venti

~ Venti and Scaramouche: Good morning mosquito 3

~ Heizou and Kazuha: ??

• Later on •

~ Kazuha, forgetting he can’t walk and falling: I’m gonna- ow

~ Scaramouche, picking Kazuha back up and setting him back on the couch: Maple, you can’t be getting up like this

~ Kazuha: But you got up just fine!

~ Heizou: Sunshine, he’s not the one who got fucked for 5 hours straight

~ Kazuha: Yeah, well, you came home late so obviously!

~ Venti: I need more wine- 3am, 4am…, ah 6am

~ Scaramouche: Sweetheart, we were both fucking you last night after Heizou got home

~ Xiao: Good morn- nope, Nevermind goodbye, ITTO

~ Itto: Oh so you wanna spend today with me too?

~ Xiao, hugging Itto’s arm: Mhm

~ Itto: Kazuha, Heizou, and Scaramouche again?

~ Xiao: Mhm-

~ Itto, picking him up and twirling him around: Well, now we can do stuff. That’s better than being cooped up inside all day right?

~ Xiao, all blushy: M-Mhm-

• Back with Kazuha, Scaramouche, Heizou, and Venti •

~ Scaramouche smothering Kazuha in kisses cuz he’s pouting: Princess, you’re so adorable

~ Kazuha, still pouting:…

~ Scaramouche: I’ll make you breakfast

~ Kazuha, looking up at him:…With tea?

~ Scaramouche: The lilac kind?

~ Kazuha, nodding: Mhm-

~ Scaramouche: Say you love me first

~ Kazuha: I love you-

~ Scaramouche: Tea and breakfast coming right up!

~ Heizou: Kazuha, darling, I just made you hot chocolate

~ Kazuha, chugging the hot chocolate: What hot chocolate?

~ Heizou: Oh you little shit- I know you can’t feel your ass or your legs but your mouth works just fine

~ Kazuha: Yeah, it worked last night didn’t it?

~ Venti: I need 7am’s wine and Zhongli-

~ Zhongli, taking the wine bottle away: Oh no you don’t, stop drinking this earlier you fucker

~ Venti: Fuck-

~ Zhongli: Yeah that’s what I’m gonna do to you if you don’t shut up about your wine

• Kazuha and Heizou laughing •

> Xiao getting ready for one of his and Itto’s dates in a dress and heels 6reeze boys bribed him to wear

~ Xiao: You’re lucky I can walk in heels

~ Venti: All thanks to me-

~ Xiao: No you didn’t!

~ Zhongli: Dear, Hu Tao taught him

~ Venti: Damnit-

~ Scaramouche, on the couch with a sleeping Kazuha on him: Shut up you guys, Kazuha’s trying to sleep

~ Venti: Fineee

~ Kazuha moving his head to Scaramouche’s chest: Mmmph-

~ Heizou: Y’all are being so loud

~ Scaramouche peppering Kazuha in kisses and going to their bedroom: I’m gonna kill the next person who makes a peep

~ Heizou: Trust me, I get it

~ Kazuha, waking up and looking at Scaramouche: Mmm- where are we going?

~ Scaramouche: We’re going to bed sweetheart, you need sleep and I need my sanity

~ Kazuha shoving his head back into Scaramouche’s chest and half falling asleep again: Alright-

~ Heizou, kissing Kazuha and Scaramouche’s forehead: My sweet boys~

~ Scaramouche: Shut up detective-

~ Heizou: Nope

~ Venti, being held by Zhongli: Man you 3 PDA!

~ Scaramouche: I am going to kill you!

~ Kazuha, peeking over Scaramouche’s shoulder: Shut up you 4000 year old asshole

~ Scaramouche, snickering: Good one maple, you can go back to sleep now, we’re at the bedroom

~ Kazuha, putting his head back into Scaramouche’s chest: Mmph ok

~ Heizou, giving Venti, Zhongli, Xiao, and Aether death glares: Shut up or else you’re all being kicked out for the weekend, remember who owns this place

~ Xiao, remembering Itto’s outside: SHIT I GOTTA GO

~ Scaramouche: XIAO I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

• Kazuha fast asleep •

~ Zhongli, looking at drunk Venti: Aether, I’m gonna take Venti to my place, I’ll call Diluc for you

~ Aether: Oh thank god for you Zhongli

• 30 minutes later when Diluc arrives •

~ Diluc, knocking on the door: Aether!~

~ Aether opening it and running to Diluc: DILUC

~ Diluc: There's my adorable goldie, you wanna head to my place

~ Aether: Mhmm, can I be held please

~ Diluc, picking up Aether: Of course you can

• After they leave •

~ Heizou: Thank god they’re gone, thank you Zhongli, Itto, and Diluc

~ Scaramouche: Now we have the entire house to ourselves with this sleepy princess

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #heikazuscara #slight nsfw #some Xiao x Itto #some Venti x Zhongli #some Aether x Diluc #hi amber

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#Kazuha #genshin #genshin impact

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A ‘Normal’ Morning with the 6reeze boys and their s/o HC that @gay-salt-amber and I came up with earlier

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• Xiao, pouting without Itto: I haven’t seen Itto in days, life is pain

• Itto, walking over to Xiao: Hey you guys, I’m back

• Xiao: Nevermind, everything is fine now

• Venti talking to Aether: Looks like someone has a crush

• Aether: Venti, they’ve been dating for about 5 years

• Venti: THEY HAVE?

• Scaramouche, dragging Kazuha and Heizou back into their bedroom: I’m done with this lovey dovey shit, c'mon you two, I want kisses

• Kazuha: Ack, babe please don’t pull so hard

• Heizou and Venti: That’s what she said

• Kazuha: Shut up you two

• Venti: Anyways, how much do I not know about?

• Aether: Well you’re totally oblivious to the two MASSIVE crushes Diluc and Thoma have on you, that’s one thing

• Venti: WHAT

• Xiao and Itto in the background: And Aether’s oblivious to the flirting Childe does to him

• Aether: OK THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME…wait, what?

• Xiao: I didn’t tell you shit

• Itto, smothering Xiao in kisses: Mhm

- After, that, Venti was drinking by noon and Aether’s short circuiting in a corner

• Kazuha, Heizou, and Scara walking out of their room: The fuck happened with those two?

• Xiao: We may have revealed who likes who

• Scara laying on the couch with Kazuha and Heizou all over him again: Welp, sucks to be them

• Aether, still short circuiting: Childe…likes me?

• Scara: Yeah dipshit, you wanna see the texts?

• Aether: Yes please

- Aether goes back to short circuiting and Venti’s having a crisis in the kitchen drinking wine

• Thoma, walking over and placing his hand on Venti’s head: Venti, are you alright?

• Venti: I- uh- I- jshkaklapajxj ///

• Heizou: Kiss already

• Thoma: Huh?-

• Diluc, walking out of his room: What’s with the fuss in here? Venti, hun, are you good?

• Venti: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

• Xiao: Can I get a coffee please

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #kazuheiscara #Kazuha x Scaramouche x Heizou #xiao x itto #venti x diluc x Thoma #Childe x Aether #6reeze #hi amber

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capricoffe · 1 year

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HaiKavehCyNari headcanons

Haikaveh+Cynari poly relationship :>

Written with @capricoffe

- Petnames

Cyno’s to Al Haitham is ‘Ham’ or ‘Babe’

^ to Kaveh is ‘Sunflower’ or ‘Flower’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Darling’ or ‘Fluffy/Floofy’

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Al Haitham’s to Cyno is ‘Princess’ (To piss him off) or ‘Dear’

^ to Kaveh is ‘Babygirl’ or ‘Brat’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Star’ or ‘Cupcake’

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Tighnari’s to Al Haitham is ‘Smartass’ or ‘Lovely’

^ to Cyno is ‘General’ (In Public) or ‘Puppy’ (In Private)

^ to Kaveh is ‘Sunshine’ or ‘Ace’

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Kaveh’s to Al Haitham is ‘Daddy’ (In Private) or ‘Sweetheart’ (In Public)

^ to Cyno is ‘Lilac’ or ‘Honey’

^ to Tighnari is ‘Nerd’ or ‘Rose’

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- Before they got together, they all liked each other but didn’t know, so Kaveh confessed to Tighnari and Cyno confessed to Al Haitham, after a year of dating they all confessed to each other and are all dating each other know

- There’s obvious favoritism between the four, Kaveh to Tighnari and vise versa and Cyno to Al Haitham and vise versa

- Tighnari is the ‘house husband’ and so whenever the three of them are going to work Tighnari’s like

• Tighnari: You ate right? Did you take your medicine?

• Al Haitham: Yes, and yes, now goodbye Nari I need to go

• Tighnari: Ok, bye my lovely~

• Kaveh, talking to Cyno when Tighnari’s distracted: Having a house husband is great

• Cyno: Mhm

• Tighnari: Sweetheart, I heard that

• Kaveh, hiding behind Cyno and walking out the door: No, no you didn’t-

• Tighnari: Mhm sure

- During their lunch break, Kaveh and Al Haitham were having lunch together and Kaveh had so many presentations that day so he was trying not to fall asleep as he had some more after. He ended up falling asleep and both him and Al Haitham got out of work that day

- Once Kaveh got mad at Al Haitham for not taking him to the desert with him to see Cyno and here’s their conversation-

• Kaveh: Why didn’t you take me with you to see Cyno!

• Al Haitham: Because you brat, the two of us needed to discuss something

• Kaveh: Fine, then Tighnari or I won’t be cuddling with you tonight

• Al Haitham: You’re forgetting I have Cyno to cuddle

• Tighnari and Cyno walking in: We’ll cuddle you both, it’s fine

• Kaveh, running to Tighnari: Roseee he’s being mean

• Tighnari patting his head: I know, just so, so mean to you sunshine

- Al Haitham and Cyno like to bully Kaveh and so this is what happens when they do

• Kaveh: Tighnariiiiii

• Tighnari, looking up from his research: Why hello sunshine, what’s going on?

• Kaveh: They’re being mean again

• Tighnari, sighing: Alright, come here

~ They walk into their bedroom ~

• Tighnari: Anyone care to explain why he just came running to me saying you two are being mean?

• Kaveh: They’re cuddling and won’t let me cuddle with them

~ Cyno and Al Haitham, laughing their asses off ~

• Kaveh: See they’re being meannnn

• Tighnari: Oh you poor thing, you wanna go cuddle on the couch?

• Kaveh: Mhm-…

- Once Cyno was gone on an important mission for like two-three months and with minimum contact to the three of them since none of his letters reached them. So when he appeared in Al Haitham’s office for the first time, he was just shook to see Cyno there and ok

• Cyno: I’m home, finally

• Al Haitham: I-…you’re ok?

• Cyno: Yeah? Didn’t you get any of my letters?

• Al Haitham: What letters..?

• Cyno, annoyed now: I’ve sent them for th-

• Tighnari: Smartass, we’re home! Where are you?

• Cyno: I’m gonna hide and surprise them

• Al Haitham: Alright, I’m up here in my office you two!

• Kaveh: Any news from Cyno yet..?

• Tighnari: Yeah, is he alright?

• Al Haitham: Well uh-

• Cyno: Surprise~

• Tighnari, tearing up: You’re…home?

~ Kaveh and Tighnari run to him in tears hugging him ~

• Kaveh, bawling his eyes out now: You had us so fucking worried you bitch! Where were you for two months without telling us shit

• Cyno: Well as I was telling ham here before you two got here, I was sending you letters but apparently they weren’t being delivered

- Kaveh convinced the three of them to get a parrot, it was a bad idea. It took on Al Haitham’s attitude and kept repeating Kaveh and Tighnari’s moans

- The only time Al Haitham, Cyno, and Tighnari would let Kaveh be loud (besides in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) is when he was working on something and he was getting frustrated with it. Cyno would be the only person up and so he would bring Kaveh some tea but all Kaveh wanted was Tighnari so Cyno would have to wake Tighnari up so he could go comfort Kaveh and sleep with Al Haitham. After awhile Kaveh would be fine with any of the three comforting him unless he was really upset, then he begged for Tighnari

- Sometimes Kaveh is tired from work or something and so Tighnari would let him sleep on his lap while he read or watched tv. He would also pet Kaveh and the first few times Kaveh would do that nose thing that bunnies do and so he would call Kaveh ‘bunny’ when they were doing that. Cyno had to come and pick up Kaveh and Tighnari got mad

• Cyno, picking up Kaveh: Come here you

• Tighnari, looking up from his book: Excuse me, we were cuddling

• Cyno: What? He needs to go to sleep in bed

• Tighnari: No he doesn’t, he was sleeping just fine on my lap

• Cyno: Darling, if you’re that upset about it just join him in bed. It’s 10:36 at night anyways, you should be in bed also

• Tighnari, making disapproving noises: Fine-

- Kaveh has a weird obsession with ducks, Cyno finds it weird but he has the same weird obsession but with frogs

- Tighnari likes to steal their hoodies and gets so flustered when he gets called out for it, Cyno, Al Haitham, and Kaveh fight over whos hoodie he’s probably gonna wear that day

• Cyno: Fluffy, is that my hoodie?

• Tighnari:…no?

- So I’ve seen that Al Haitham has his headphones because he has sensitive ears, and so he gets Tighnari matching ones but in earbud form cuz his ears are probably also very sensitive

- The four of them have picnic/outdoor dates most of the time because it’s nice and quiet

- Kaveh and Cyno are the blanket hogs and Al Haitham and Tighnari are the pillow hogs or just use Kaveh and Cyno as pillows

- Kaveh is the most extroverted out of the four of them and so when they’re out at restaurants, he does most of the ordering. Because of that he’s memorized everyone’s order

- Once they were walking around in the Bazaar, and Al Haitham got split up with the other three for like 2 minutes. He bought them all a 44 pound thing of cheese and Cyno is disappointed in him but also finds it hilarious

• Cyno: Babe, why do you have a giant thing of cheese?

• Tighnari and Kaveh laughing their asses off: ChEeEeEese

• Al Haitham: I was left alone and I saw it

• Cyno, trying not to burst out laughing: I swear to god ham-

- Al Haitham has many (and we mean many) photo albums of the four of them, and if he didn’t get a picture of the event he would just sketch it later

- They go to Mondstadt and Kaveh is instant drinking buddies with Venti and so Al Haitham has to drag his ass back to their hotel and Tighnari befriends Flora and Al Haitham and Cyno befriend Diluc with how much Kaveh goes to Angel’s Share with Venti

• Diluc: Cyno, your boyfriend is here again

• Cyno: Give Al Haitham and I 5 minutes, we’ll pay you for your troubles

• Diluc: Nah you’re all good, he keeps my boyfriend (Venti) entertained

• Al Haitham: You two are dating…?

• Diluc: Yes, how have you not figured that out yet…?

• Cyno: He’s reading half the time he’s here so he doesn’t see you and Venti’s making out sessions

• Al Haitham: Bitch

• Cyno: You love me~

- Whenever they go to a more public area/a place where people are Tighnari will always check with Al Haitham about if his headphones are working because either him or one of the other two will bring an extra pair in case

- Once Cyno and Al Haitham did that thing where you throw a cucumber in front of your cat but with Tighnari and it scared him so much that he jumped into Kaveh’s arms and Kaveh had to calm him down

- Tighnari has a box where he keeps the letters that the four of them send back and forth for when he’s in Grandhara Ville and feeling lonely

- Whenever Al Haitham gets too excited about something, he gets this like almost overstimulated feeling and so after that event’s done Cyno, Kaveh, and Tighnari leave him alone (per his request) so he can listen to music in peace to calm down

- Kaveh, super extroverted and social right? So once he had a really important project due at the end of the month and so he stayed awake most nights to get it done in time. By the time he had to present it the people he was presenting the thing to hated it. So when he gets home from that Tighnari’s in their garden and Cyno and Al Haitham are on the couch, and so he bursts into the house crying. The three of them are obviously worried and ask him what happened so he tells them. Cyno was especially furious about that because of how long Kaveh put into that project so he did some research and turns out that the leader of the people he was presenting the project to had multiple charges against him about fraud and money laundering, so he tells the three of them that the main guy is in jail now (Al Haitham and Tighnari are cuddling Kaveh to calm him down) and they’re all happy

- Kaveh will spank their asses when he walks past each of them and just not address it. Cyno will do it back, Tighnari gets all blushy and flustered, and Al Haitham will stop in his tracks confused like “What the fuck Kaveh-“

- The first time Tighnari was hugged by Al Haitham his head was against Al Haitham’s chest, so then ‘Dirty Mind’ starts blaring in his mind and he gets blushy

- When Kaveh was younger, his parents would fight and scream at each other every night, waking Kaveh up. And so whenever someone raises their voice at him or yells, he’ll start breaking down. Because of that, Cyno, Al Haitham, and Tighnari have made it a rule in their house that they can’t fight, raise their voice, or yell at each other. The same rules apply to their guests, they can’t fight, yell, or raise their voice in their house

- Their bed is covered in stuffed animals, their bathroom is also a fucking mess

- Once, some people who hated Al Haitham for what he did to the Sages and became the new Acting Grand Sage kidnapped Tighnari and Kaveh with the note “If you wanna see your two boyfriends again, step down as Acting Grand Sage and come to [Address].” He didn’t step down and him and Cyno go save Kaveh and Tighnari

• Al Haitham: I could give less than a shit about being the Acting Grand Sage

• Cyno: Shut up babe, let’s just go save our princes

Tighnari and Kaveh were more clingy after that in fear they would be kidnapped again, and so Al Haitham didn’t leave their house for more than 30 minutes to an hour for the next few weeks to make sure they’re ok. Cyno couldn’t be home since he had a mission but wrote back as much as he could

• Cyno, to the postman: If these letters don’t make it home safely, you will not have a job when I get back

• Postman: Y-yes sir Mahamatra Cyno!

- Once when Tighnari was dropping Al Haitham’s lunch off he said “Here’s your favorite lunch my lovely, oh, and here’s a rock I saw that reminded me of you.” Al Haitham takes that rock everywhere now

- Once as a prank, Kaveh and Al Haitham ignored Cyno and Tighnari for a day. The two thought they did something and after they revealed it was a prank, Kaveh and Al Haitham got banished to the couch for a week

• Kaveh: Sweetheart, cuddle me please

• Al Haitham: No, you’re the reason why we’re out here you brat

They ended up cuddling anyways

- Cyno and his dendro boyfriends

- When Tighnari gets blushy, little mini flowers pop up in his ears and the three of them find it adorable

- One Christmas, Al Haitham got each of them a body pillow of their favorite boyfriend (Cyno = Al Haitham vice versa/Kaveh = Tighnari vice versa), but after awhile when one misses one of the boyfriends and they don’t have the body pillow, they switch

- Once Cyno sent Tighnari a letter from the desert to Grandhara Ville and the entirety of Grandhara Ville couldn’t sleep that night cuz of Tighnari screaming into his pillow

- They have a trophy closet for when Tighnari wins trophies at gardening contests. He wins most of the time cuz he’s dating Cyno and Al Haitham (scary boyfriends) and is just really skilled at gardening

- It’s rare to have a quiet house, and once Cyno and Kaveh were home alone in said quiet house. Tighnari got home and quietly listened to Cyno reading Kaveh a book to sleep on his chest

- Nahida and Traveler visit them regularly for meetings with Cyno and Al Haitham and have to bring Scaramouche, so Tighnari has to babysit both Kaveh and Scara while they’re meeting. He also hates Scara’s presence being there so he stays back with Kaveh to calm down

#cynonari #haikaveh #kavetham #cynari #cyno #tighnari #al-haitham #kaveh #haikavehcynari #haikaveh+cynonari #genshin headcanons #genshin #genshin impact #hi amber

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KaeDainBedo HC:

@gay-salt-amber helped

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We start off with petnames like always~

Dainsleif’s to Kaeya is ‘My Prince’ or ‘Honey’

Dainsleif’s to Albedo is ‘My Alchemist’ or ‘Star’

Albedo’s to Kaeya is ‘Sweetheart’ or ‘Kae’

Albedo’s to Dainsleif is ‘Dear’ or ‘Buttercup’

Kaeya’s to Albedo is ‘Sunshine’ or ‘Bunny’

And Kaeya’s to Dainsleif is ‘My Knight’ or ‘Darling’

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- Kaeya showing Dain and Albedo around the Fatui’s HQ and run into Pierro be like~

• Kaeya: So this is the room I used to sleep in, and right next to it is my da-

• Pierro: Oh, Kaeya, hello. Are these the two blondes you’ve been telling me about?

• Albedo and Dainsleif: He talks about us?

• Kaeya: I- um, anyways you two, this is my dad, Pierro

• Albedo: Your dad is the founder of the Fatui?

• Kaeya: The one and only

• Dainsleif: Hello once again Pierro, how have you been?

• Pierro: I’m fine Dain, what kind of shit has my son gotten you into lately?

• Kaeya: Dad!

• Dainsleif: Honey, it’s alright. Anyways other than this little blon-

• Albedo, going red: Shut the fuck up Dainsleif

• Kaeya: Aw, is the little bunny getting red?

• Pierro: Alright, enough with the teasing you two. Let’s go eat somewhere, on me

~ After being sat ~

• Kaeya: So is the rumors true that Varka and Captiano are dating?

• Pierro: Why of course, Pantalone and I had a bet over it

• Kaeya: Speaking of Pantalone, isn’t he dating that doctor guy now?

• Albedo: Oh, Dottore? I did a study with him once and he would not shut up about Pantalone, what do you mean dating now? They’ve been dating for a few years now

• Kaeya: Dad, why didn’t you ever tell me about this?

• Pierro: Great question, waiter! Get me another glass!

• Dainsleif: This is gonna be a long night-

• Albedo: Mhm

~ Kaeya and Pierro had an argument over that and something else while Dain and Albedo were having a more civil conversation ~

- Diluc and Kaeya having another fight and it turns deadly. Diluc launching his ult at Kaeya and he has to somehow counter attack it before it hits him, then Albedo and Dainsleif show up to shield him and take Kaeya to safety…even after his protests

• Kaeya, struggling in Dainsleif’s arms: Dainsleif, put me the fuck down now!

• Dainsleif: My prince, you’re hurt, that’s not gonna happen until I get you to safety

• Kaeya: Darling please, I’m fine, I swear

~ Later on when Albedo catches up and Kaeya stopped struggling ~

• Albedo: Kae, are you alright?

• Kaeya, pouting: Mmph

• Dainsleif: He’s pouting cuz I wouldn’t set him down

• Albedo: *Sigh* Kaeya, you need to tell us if you’re hurting anymore

• Kaeya:…No

• Albedo: Good boy, now go to sleep

~ After Kaeya is asleep ~

• Albedo: I swear to Barbatos, I’m going to kill that flaming bastard

• Dainsleif: That’s not happening anytime soon without me and you know it my star

• Albedo:…Fine

• Dainsleif, kissing Albedo’s forehead: Thank you lovely

- Albedo gets a new assignment from the knights and Dainsleif is trying to help him with it and Kaeya’s in the background sipping on wine and thinking “How the fuck did I end up being so lucky with these two beauties”

• Albedo, on his flower elevator pinning Dainsleif to a wall: Who’s taller now bitch

• Dainsleif: Still me my dear alchemist

• Albedo:…

• Kaeya, walking into the room: I told you, we should’ve bought him both those pairs of boots and the ones with the heels

• Albedo: Kaeya, no, I would fall on my ass

• Dainsleif and Kaeya: We could just carry you if that happens

• Albedo:…I’ll think about it

- Dainsleif is so touch starved that the first time Kaeya and Albedo hugged/cuddled him, he started to cry

- Once the Traveler asked Kaeya what his type was, unknowing that he’s in a relationship

• Aether: Kaeya, whats your type?

• Kaeya: So we’re hitting the deeper questions now, anyways, why you asking?

• Aether: I’m just curious and doing this paperwork with you his kinda boring in silence

• Kaeya: Well, if you must know. I like blonde swordsmen with Khaeri’an backgrounds. Smart, good looking, and a soothing voice, luckily I have two waiting for me at home

• Aether: Who?

• Kaeya: Oh c’mon now Aether, let’s get back to work

• Aether: Aww

- Kaeya gets drunk almost every Saturday night and is always clingy to either Dainsleif or Albedo, never both at the same time

- Albedo has a lizard named Bob

- When Albedo had Klee meet Dainsleif and told her he’s dating both him and Kaeya she said-

• Klee: Albedo, who’s that man

• Albedo: Klee, mean Dainsleif, he’s one of my boyfriends

• Klee: Hi! *turns around to Albedo* You mean you have multiple boyfriends?

• Dainsleif: Yes, we both do

• Klee: Who is it, who is it?

• Albedo: Well, uh, do you want me to go get him? You can stay here with Dainsleif if you want

• Klee: Ok!

~ Once Albedo arrives with Kaeya ~

• Dainsleif, reading Klee a book:…and that’s how the knight slayed the evil witch, oh hey you’re back

• Klee, gasping and running to Kaeya: UNCLE KAEYA

• Albedo: Klee, remember when Dainsleif and I said we had another boyfriend and I went to go get him?

• Klee: Yeah?

• Kaeya: Well here I am

• Klee: Huh?

~ After explaining it to her ~

• Klee: Ooh, YAY, well I’m gonna go find Diona now, bye!

• All three: Bye Klee

• Albedo: I didn’t know you were good with kids buttercup

- Dainsleif is the big spoon, Kaeya’s the middle spoon, and Albedo’s the little spoon

- Dainsleif will kill anyone who dares to bother/offend/hurt Kaeya and/or Albedo

- Once Albedo passed out from exhaustion while walking home from his lab in Dragonspine and nobody knew where he was until Dainsleif went looking for him and found him half conscious in the snow, him and Kaeya wouldn’t let Albedo out of their sight after that

- Albedo is a brat, in private, in public, doesn’t matter. Dainsleif and Kaeya will spoil him and then teach him a lesson later

- Dainsleif will steal Kaeya’s hoodies and Albedo will steal Dainsleif’s

- Albedo and Dainsleif are so fascinated about dragons

- Kaeya owns a motorcycle and takes Dainsleif and Albedo on rides on it

- Sometimes when Albedo is up late on projects he’s working he has to get Kaeya or Dainsleif to approve of him drinking an energy drink since they put them on top of the fridge to stop him from staying up every night and they don’t have any step stools

• Albedo: Kae, sweetheart, can you get me one of my energy drinks please- I’m sorry I woke you up

• Kaeya, yawning: Sunshine, is this project an important one?

• Albedo: Yeah, I have to get it done by noon tomorrow

• Kaeya: Alright fine, I’ll grant you two of them so you don’t need to wake us up again. Just get sleep after you’re done please

• Albedo: I promise

- When Dainsleif is out traveling with Aether to find his sister, Dain has to call Kaeya and Albedo or else he can’t sleep

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #Dainsleif x Kaeya x Albedo #KaeDainBedo #hi amber

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capricoffe · 1 year

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Dottolone Angst HC:

~ So one of my friends gave me an idea for this ~

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So this is part of what my friend said (from what I remember)

• N (My friend): I hate Dottore

• Me: Don’t say that in front of Amber (@gay-salt-amber)

• N: I don’t care, I will step and murder him while they’re watching

• Me: Oh lovely-

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So now the actual hc~

• Aether getting revenge on Dottore and the Sages for what they did to Nahida: I’ll kill you all for what you did to her

• Pantalone, rushing into the room after hearing something bad happened to Dottore: No! Stop, please Aether-

• Dottore: Sweetheart, *cough* you need to get out of here. I don’t need you getting hurt also

• Aether: Oh? ‘Sweetheart?’

• Dottore: Aether, do all you want to me but do not fucking dare touch him

• Pantalone: Darling, no, you’ll be fine I swear

• Aether, walking over to Pantalone: I won’t hurt him, oh no, he’s too pretty for that. What I will do is make him watch though

• Pantalone: Don’t fucking call me pretty, release him, please, I’ll give you whatever you want

• Aether: Anything you say?

• Pantalone: Yes, anything, mora, for the fatui not to hunt you anymore, anything!

• Aether:…I’ll think about it while dealing with these Sages, in the meantime though, you and Dottore can sit side by side by each other…

• Pantalone: Really?

• Aether: Let me finish, you’ll be separated by a glass wall

• Dottore: Please Aether, I just wanna see him again

• Aether: Alright fine, but I’m gonna have my eyes on you two, so don’t try anything you two

~ Once Aether let Dottore go, Pantalone ran over to him in tears ~

• Pantalone, crying: You’re gonna be ok, I swear, I’ll do whatever it takes

• Dottore: Shh, sweetheart, I’m fine, see?

• Aether: Yeah, yeah, joyous reunion, now sit before I change my mind about that deal

~ Later once Aether was done with the Sages ~

• Pantalone: Don’t take him, please Aether

• Aether: Find me my sister

• Pantalone: What?

• Aether: I fucking said find me my sister, I don’t care how, or do you want Dottore to be back over there and you can’t see him anymore?

• Pantalone: N-no, I’ll find you your sister, please just don’t take him away again

• Aether: Good, now you two hurry before I change my mind. You have until I visit Snezhnaya

~ After they left and back at Snezhnaya in their room ~

• Pantalone: You’re ok right? He didn’t do anything to you

• Dottore: Sweetheart, baby, my prince, I’m ok, I swear, now come here

• Pantalone, getting onto Dottore’s lap:…If he hurt you I swear to the Tsaritsa, he’s going to pay for it

• Dottore, playing with Pantalone’s hair: Shh, I know, but I’m fine and here now, right?

• Pantalone, starting to cry into Dottore’s shoulder: Yeah, you are, I’m sorry I was just so worried about you

• Dottore: You don’t need to apologize honey, it’s normal for you to be worried about one’s you love. Now I can tell you haven’t slept a wink since I was gone

• Pantalone:…How did-

• Dottore: Shh, I just do, now calm down, let’s take a nap

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #dottore x pantalone #dottolone #dottolone angst #hi amber

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capricoffe · 1 year

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~ Hello hoes, bros, and bitches ~

I’ve decided to do a small introduction to myself since I’ve been posting a lot more than I thought I would lmao.

Hello there, welcome to my page. I’m Capri and I mostly go by they/it pronouns. I do Genshin (and just Genshin since I joined from a HC collab I did with @gay-salt-amber on their page (it’s reblogged on my page as well) and I’m most active in that fandom) headcanons for ships. Here’s a few things about me~

- I am a massive Kazuha simp, just ask my friends

- My favorite three ships are KazuHeiScara, HaiKaveh, and Cynari

- My favorite color is Sage Green

- My favorite song is ‘Golden Hour’ by JVKE

- My favorite animals are narwhals

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I can take ship requests you want me to do headcanons for under this post with a few acceptions~

1. No minor x minor or minor x adult ships please

2. No Diluc x Kaeya, Lumine x Aether, or any ship for sibling x sibling/parent x child

3. If I don’t do your request I’m probably not comfortable doing that ship (please don’t take offense)

~ There might be a few more rules in the future ~

#genshin #genshin impact

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capricoffe · 1 year

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Thomato HC:

~ Trans Thoma ~

~ Some Diluven ~

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- Their petnames for each other are~

Thoma’s to Ayato is ‘Master’ or ‘Lord’ or ‘Sweetheart’ (in private) and,

Ayato’s to Thoma is ‘Puppy’ or ‘Pretty boy’ or ‘My Prince’ even tho Thoma “hates” being called that since he’s still Ayato’s retainer (he secretly likes it and Ayato knows it)

- They keep their relationship private and only revealed to Ayaka, the Traveler and Paimon, and Itto that they were together

- When they’re seen out in public together and questioned their go to answer is that Thoma is protecting Ayato

- Ayato will spoil the hell out of Thoma even tho he says that Ayato doesn’t need to and feels bad whenever Ayato does spoil him

• Ayato: Puppy, do you like this or this?

• Thoma: Master, don’t do this again

• Ayato: Hm? Don’t do what again?

• Thoma, sighing: I like that one

• Ayato: Lovely, we’ll get you both

• Thoma: My Lord, no- the one I picked is expensive enough

• Ayato: Am I hearing that someone doesn’t want cuddles tonight?

• Thoma: …Fine you can get me both, but I still don’t like it

• Ayato: Yeah, yeah, I know. Now quit your complaining pretty boy

- Once Thoma was coming back from an expedition with the Traveler and the Traveler rushed to Ayato since Thoma got severely hurt. Ayato got Thoma the best doctors to heal him and wouldn’t leave his side/wouldn’t let Thoma get up (even if he begged Ayato) until he recovered fully as he didn’t want Thoma to hurt himself more while walking

- For their anniversaries, Thoma will let Ayato make him anything he wants and he has to eat it. Even if it looks- questionable

- The first time Thoma called Ayato sweetheart and said I love you to Ayato in his bedroom, Ayato was surprised to hear it because he’s used to Thoma calling him ‘Master’ or ‘My Lord’ and never hearing him say I love you as it’s always being said through Thoma’s actions

• Thoma: Sweetheart?

• Ayato: Is everything alright puppy?

• Thoma: …Yes? Why wouldn’t it be

• Ayato: You always call me ‘Master’ or ‘My Lord’, I’m just surprised at the new sudden change

• Thoma: Do you not like it?

• Ayato: No, of course I like it Thoma, in fact, I love it. Please call me if more, now what did you want to say to me?

• Thoma, nuzzling his face into Ayato’s chest: I- mm

• Ayato: What is it my prince, I can tell you’re flustered

• Thoma: I- I love you Ayato

• Ayato, visibly surprised: Oh! That’s a new one too, I love you too puppy

- When people who want to work for/with the Kamisato Clan or other Clans want to work with them and Ayato is getting visibly frustrated or annoyed with them, Thoma will have to quickly get the guest out and lie to them why the meeting was cut short, as he is in the same room with them in the meeting. He and Ayato then go cuddle while Thoma brushes Ayato’s hair and let’s him rant

- Whenever they first told Ayaka about their relationship, Ayaka wasn’t surprised and said “So that’s where Thoma kept going whenever I couldn’t find him, he was in your room.” Thoma was very flustered after that

- Whenever Ayato is sick, he only want Thoma by his side, only wants him to get him food/water, etc

- Whenever Thoma is sick, Ayato goes fucking crazy. Thoma trying to tell Ayato that he can go back to work as he doesn’t feel that bad but Ayato refusing, Ayato making sure everything is fine for Thoma, etc

- Once Ayato hurt Thoma by accident in a fit of rage and has never forgiven himself since, even if Thoma has already forgiven Ayato. He’s reminded of that incident everyday by the scar right above Thoma’s eye

- Some people are jealous of Thoma because he’s basically Ayato’s right hand man and say he “slept to the top”

- Thoma overworks himself too much sometimes and so whenever he’s passed out and forgot to take his binder off, Ayato will do it for him as per Thoma’s request

- Thoma is clingy, especially after what happened during the Vision Hunt Decree and him having to hide out in Komore Teahouse and also almost having his vision taken from him

- Once Diluc came to Inazuma with Venti to catch up with Thoma. Needless to say, Ayato was very jealous at how good of friends they were while Venti just got drunk lmao

- Thoma is a huge fan of cats, but Ayaka is severely allergic, so every Saturday Ayato will clear his schedule to take Thoma to see the cats on Serai Island

• Ayato: You ready to go Thoma?

• Thoma: Yes my lord, are you sure this isn’t too much trouble for the clan?

• Ayato: Trust me puppy, Ayaka can take care of the stuff for one day and I’m sure you trained the housekeepers plenty for when you go away

• Thoma: Alright, if you say so. Let’s go

- Thoma has a beautiful singing voice but he only sings when he’s alone, and so once Ayato overheard him singing something while cleaning so after he had his fill of listening he would spook Thoma and tell him how good of a singing voice he has. Thoma always disagrees and goes back to singing once he thinks Ayato is gone

~ Thoma, singing quietly to himself while cleaning ~

• Ayato: Thoma~

• Thoma: Ack- y-yes my lord?

• Ayato: Has anyone ever told you how well of a singer you are?

• Thoma: …

• Thoma’s Mind: Crap he heard me

• Ayato: Hmm, the silent treatment. I’ll take that as a no

~ They have a small argument, after that ~

• Thoma: I do not have a good singing voice!

• Ayato: Alright, alright. You win my prince, I’ll be in my office alright?

• Thoma, blushy: …I thought I told you not to call me that, and alright, I was gonna clean that next

~ Ayato leaves and listens to Thoma singing for a bit more ~

- When Thoma gets happy, he starts acting kinda like how a child acts when they get happy and Ayato finds it cute

- Ayato will sometimes be up until like 2 am working on stuff and Thoma has to beg him to come to bed

#genshin #genshin fluff #genshin impact #thomato #thoma x ayato #some diluven #trans thoma

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Kazuscara Lantern Rite Headcanon Fanfic Thingy:

~ They are on Beidou’s boat ~

~ Heizou is a friend of Kazuha in this and dating Aether ~

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• Beidou, walking into Kazuha’s room: You love birds alright in here?

• Kazuha: Yeah mom, we’re fine.

• Scaramouche, who just got his face kissed a lot: M-Mhm!

• Beidou: Alright, just so you know we’re gonna dock in Liyue here in a bit

• Kazuha: Ok

~ Once they docked ~

• Beidou: Boys, we’re docked!

• Scaramouche: Yes Mrs Beidou, let me wake Kazuha up and we’ll get out

• Beidou, poking her head in Kazuha’s room: Let the boy sleep, and you can just call me Beidou as I’ve said before, you’re family now

• Scaramouche: Alright uh- Beidou, and I’ll let him sleep. Are you going anywhere?

• Beidou: Yes, to go see Ningguang at the Jade Chamber

• Scaramouche: Ok, I’ll tell him when he wakes up

~ After Kazuha wakes up ~

• Kazuha: My leaf? We’re docked now right, how long have I been asleep?

• Scaramouche: Yes we’re docked, you’ve been out for about an hour or two. Also Beidou went to see Ningguang

• Kazuha, stretching: Ooo~

• Scaramouche: You wanna go anywhere? We’re the only two on the boat

• Kazuha: Only if you wanna go anywhere

• Scaramouche, kissing Kazuha’s forehead: Alright pretty boy, I know you want to go somewhere, where do you wanna go?

• Kazuha, pouting: Back to Heizou-

• Scaramouche: I know sweetheart, but he’s busy with work. Now do you wanna go get him a souvenir?

• Kazuha, nodding: Yeah…

~ After getting Heizou a souvenir, they meet up with Beidou and Ningguang at the Docks ~

• Ningguang: So you two, how have you guys been?

• Kazuha: We’ve been fine

• Scaramouche, with his hands wrapped around Kazuha’s waist: Mmm…

• Kazuha: Sweetheart, talk to her. She cleared your criminal history

• Scaramouche: Finee-, I’ve been fine Mrs Ningguang, how have you been

• Ningguang, laughing: It’s fine Kazuha, let him enjoy whatever he’s doing. I’m fine Scara, thanks for asking

• Scaramouche: Mmmph

• Beidou: Hey you three, I think the fireworks are about to start. Ningguang do you wanna leave the two lovebirds alone?

• Kazuha: Mommm

• Beidou: Whattttt

• Ningguang: Hun, stop teasing him, do you want us to leave you two alone for these?

• Kazuha: It’s up t-

• Scaramouche, interrupting Kazuha: Yes please, and Beidou can I talk to you about something over there quickly?

• Beidou: Yes of course Scara

• Kazuha, looking back at Scaramouche: Is everything ok my leaf?

• Scaramouche: Yes my pretty boy, I just need to talk to Beidou real quick

• Kazuha: Alright, if you say so-

~ Beidou and Scara leave Kazuha and Ningguang to talk ~

• Beidou: Is everything alright Scara?

• Scaramouche: …

• Beidou: You’ve gone quiet, what’s up.

• Scaramouche, taking a deep breath: I think I wanna propose to Kazuha during the fireworks, do I have your blessing?

• Beidou: I- yes of course you have my blessing Scaramouche, do you have the ring?

• Scaramouche: Yes I do, it’s in my pocket. Would you like to see it?

• Beidou: Yes of course I do

~ Scaramouche shows Beidou the ring ~

• Scaramouche: Do you think he’ll like it?

• Beidou: It’s lovely Scara, and yes I do think that he’s gonna love it. Is Heizou gonna come?

• Scaramouche: Um, the Traveler is supposed to get him here as a surprise for Kazuha since they’re close and Heizou wouldn’t miss this for the world, they should be here by the time I propose

• Beidou: Good

~ They walk back over to Ningguang and Kazuha ~

• Kazuha: …and that’s why Scara is the best boyfriend ever

• Scaramouche: Oh really now sweetheart?

• Kazuha, freezes and blushes: I- um- I-

• Beidou: Cat caught your tongue?

• Scaramouche, wrapping his arms back around Kazuha’s waist and kissing him: You’re adorable Zuzu

• Beidou, winking at Scaramouche: Honey, can we let them use the Jade Chamber’s balcony to watch the fireworks?

• Ningguang: Of course, are we gonna watch them on your boat?

• Beidou: Obviously

• Kazuha: Scaraaa stooop

~ Scaramouche smothering Kazuha’s face in kisses ~

• Scaramouche: Not until you tell me what you said

• Kazuha: Noooooo

~ 30 minutes until the fireworks start and Kazuha and Scaramouche are on the Jade Chamber ~

• Kazuha: Isn’t the night sky so pretty tonight

• Scaramouche: Not as pretty as you sweetheart

• Kazuha: Shhh

~ With Ningguang and Beidou on Beidou’s Boat ~

• Ningguang: Why did you wink at Scaramouche when asking if they could use the Jade Chamber to watch the fireworks?

• Beidou: You didn’t hear this from me but the reason why Scaramouche wanted to talk to me was because he was planning on proposing to Kazuha and I may have promised him he could use the Jade Chamber

• Ningguang: You promised him to use it without asking me?

• Beidou: I’m sorry honey, it’s just a special occasion

• Ningguang: It’s fine babe, just ask before you promise again

~ Back with Kazuha and Scaramouche, 5 minutes before fireworks ~

• Kazuha: My leaf, you look stressed, what’s wrong?

• Scaramouche: Nothing pretty boy, don’t worry

• Scaramouche’s head: Aether when the fuck are you going to be here with Heizou, you both agreed damnit

• Kazuha: If you say so…

~ Traveler appears with Heizou ~

• Aether: I’m here as promised

• Heizou: Kazuha, guess who’s here

• Kazuha, turning around and running towards him: Heizou!

~ Scaramouche walks over to Aether while Kazuha and Heizou tell each other about the months that they’ve been away from each other ~

• Scaramouche: I thought you said you’d be here 10 minutes before the fireworks started

• Aether: Well I was but I couldn’t find you in the spot you said you’d be in so we had to find Beidou

• Scaramouche: Shit- right I forgot about that

• Aether, sighing: Mhmm

• Scaramouche: You told Heizou I'm proposing to Kazuha right?

• Aether: Of course I did, he’s super excited about not missing it

• Scaramouche: Good, here’s your payment

• Aether: Thank you, I’m gonna go back to Paimon and them. Bye my detective, bye Kazuha!

• Heizou and Kazuha: Goodbye!

~ Once the fireworks started ~

• Heizou: It’s so fun to see fireworks from Yoimiya here in Liyue

• Kazuha, leaning his head on Scaramouche’s shoulder: Yeah it is

• Scaramouche: …

• Kazuha: Scara, are you sure you’re ok? You’ve been acting weird all night

• Scaramouche, getting on one knee: Yes…I’m alright Zuzu

• Kazuha: Sweetheart?

~ Heizou has the biggest smile and giving Scaramouche a thumbs up and Kazuha is so very clueless ~

• Scaramouche: Kaedehara Kazuha, will you make me the happiest boyfriend in the world?

• Kazuha, starting to tear up: I- yes! A thousand times yes

• Heizou, running up to Kazuha go hug him: I’m so happy for you! I wish Aether would propose to me soon, but he’s so busy with his traveling

• Kazuha, winking at Scaramouche: I’m sure he’ll propose very soon

• Scaramouche, smiling: I’m sure he will too

~ They head back to Aether, Paimon, and the rest of the group and Heizou runs to Aether ~

• Beidou: Hey kiddos, how’d the proposal go?

• Kazuha: I- mom, you knew?

• Scaramouche, kissing Kazuha and showing Beidou the ring on Kazuha’s finger: Yes Zuzu, she knew. I forgot to get her blessing before now. And it went well Beidou, thank you

• Beidou, rushing to give Kazuha a hug: My baby’s engaged, you’re growing so fast

• Scaramouche: Beidou- I think you’re squeezing him too hard

• Beidou: Oh shit- sorry kiddo

• Kazuha: It’s alright mom

~ They walk over to Heizou, Aether, and paimon ~

• Aether: Congrats you two

• Kazuha: Thank you Aether

• Scaramouche, with his hands back around Kazuha’s waist: Mmm- can we go back to the boat please Zuzu

• Kazuha: Scara, love, don’t be rude. He brought Heizou

• Scaramouche, sighing: Thank you Aether, and thanks for bringing Heizou for this. Now can we go back to your room on the boat please

• Kazuha: Alright fine, bye Heizou, bye Aether, bye paimon

• Scaramouche: Don’t we need to tell Beidou?

• Kazuha: Aether or Heizou will tell her, now c’mon sweetheart let’s go to sleep

#genshin #genshin fluff #genshin impact #kazuha x scaramouche #kazuscara #slight Beidou x ningguang #slight Aether x Heizou #lantern rite #hi amber #Beidou is Kazuha’s mom

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Another friend and I in my teapot admiring Scaramouche~

Me: It looks like Kazuha (me) and Scara are lovingly staring at each other

My friend (N): *Turns into Kokomi*

Me: Now it looks like Kokomi is asking Kazuha why he’s dating the enemy and is disappointed

#genshin #genshin impact #kazuha x scaramouche #kokomi #kazuscara

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Dottolone HC:

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Genderfluid Pantalone

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@gay-salt-amber helped with this ✨

- Their petnames for each other are

Dottore’s to Pantalone is ‘Kitty’ or ‘Honey’ and

Pantalone’s to Dottore is ‘Darling’ or ‘Sweetheart’ or ‘Dottie’

- Dottore hates being left home alone for too long cuz he doesn’t know how to take care of Pantalone’s garden, he’s also needy af so that doesn’t help either

- Whenever they don’t need to go to work, they both cuddle on the couch with their 3 cats

- Pantalone wanted a floral themed house and so the first time Childe saw it he started laughing and saying how it’s so out of character for him, then Dottore gets home and knocks Childe out cold. Childe’s pay was halved for a year

- Their cats names are Prime, Zandik, and ‘Lone. Dottore wanted to name one “Test Subject” and this is how that conversation went-

• Dottore: Kitty?

• Pantalone: *puts down book* Yes darling?

• Dottore: Can we name one of our cats ‘Test Subject’?

• Pantalone: You name one of those sweet kitties that and I swear on the Tsaritsa I will smite you down

• Dottore: Oh, yes honey-

- Someone Dottore was experimenting on escaped and saw Pantalone who was walking out of a meeting. Unknowing that Pantalone and Dottore were married he pleaded to him to help him. Pantalone agreed and the escapee thought he was safe. Pantalone brought him back to Dottore and said “Keep better track of your play things, ok darling?”

- Dottore freaks out whenever Pantalone is sick, even tho he knows how to cure him

• Pantalone: Sweetheart, Dottore, I’m fine really. It’s just a minor cold, where’s the medicine you keep for that?

• Dottore: *Freaking the fuck out looking through all their cabinets* I don’t remember honey- I uh AAAAAAAA

• Pantalone: Calm down-

- Pantalone can easily pick up Dottore or any of his segments easily and it weirds everyone out

- Pantalone sits in Dottore’s lap and does paperwork/holds meetings and nobody questions why Dottore is there cuz their pay will be cut or it’ll be a no deal if they do

- Some random ass day in Dottore’s lab

• Fatui Recruit: So, doctor, are you gay?

• Dottore: What gave it away? Me kissing Pantalone, the flannels, or the converse?

• Pantalone: *Holding Dottore’s waist from behind and kissing his neck* It’s definitely the flannel darling

• Dottore: I agree

• Fatui Recruit: ??

- Dottore bites Pantalone randomly and he doesn’t even flinch or notice it at this point

• Fatui Recruit: Uh- Pantalone, Dottore is biting you

�� Pantalone: *Noticing and patting Dottore’s head* Oh yes, he does this from time to time

- Dottore plays with Pantalone’s hair when he sleeps and sometimes Pantalone wakes up with rats nests from them and be like “It was adorable at the time, fucking damnit”

- Dottore’s hoodies are way too big for Pantalone but he always wears them and Dottore is always like “Kitty you’re so cute in my hoodies” and Pantalone gets flustered, hides, and pouts

- Them calling each other by their petnames are so normal that Dottore and Pantalone will call each other by them despite who’s in the room

- They met when Pantalone was still a recruit to become a harbinger and Dottore was so obsessed with him that he begged the Tsaritsa and bribed her to let Pantalone be the 9th harbinger

- Pantalone holding Dottore’s cat and also the cat he wanted to name ‘Test Subject’-

• Dottore: Why are you holding my cat?

• Pantalone: This is the cat you wanted to name Test Subject you asshole, I’m going to hold him until you regret your choices.

• Dottore: But I want cuddles

• Pantalone: Too bad, should’ve thought of that earlier

- Pantalone made Dottore get dance lessons so they could dance together

- When Dottore gets stressed from a project he’s working on, Pantalone makes him his favorite tea and just cuddles him koala style until he’s done

- Pantalone wears a lot of jewelry (especially rings), and so when Dottore went to Sumeru he had to get Pantalone some jewelry and a few dresses for him also *Specially made of course, only the best for Pantalone* he thought

- The first time they shared a bed was on a mission and Pantalone forgot to book a hotel room with 2 beds, in the morning Pantalone woke up first and saw Dottore’s head on his chest. He was gonna move but Dottore was holding him so he couldn’t

- Dottore is especially needy when tired

• Pantalone: Sweetheart, I’m only going to get a thing of water. I’m gonna be back soon

• Tired Dottore: No, not happening, I want cuddles

- Dottore says the wildest shit at night-

• Dottore: Are lobsters mermaids or scorpions?

• Pantalone: Dottie, darling, sweetheart, go the fuck to bed please. It’s 3 am

- The first night that Dottore slept over at Pantalone’s house when they were dating, he accidentally walked in on Pantalone showering. So when Pantalone walks out of the bathroom in just pajama pants Dottore gets so blushy and Pantalone connected the dots rather quickly. It also didn’t help Dottore at all that Pantalone is surprisingly buff, abs and all. Dottore was teased for the rest of the night

- Imagine Pantalone going to a high school reunion with Dottore as his plus one

• Some Classmate: So Pantalone, what do you do for a living now?

• Pantalone: *Looking at Dottore* Well~

• Dottore: *Blushing* Shut the fuck up

• Another Classmate: Why are you in a dress? You’re a guy

• Dottore: Now you shut up before I make you-

*After the reunion*

• Pantalone: That went well, don’t you think Dottie?

• Dottore: *Was two seconds from killing someone* Mhm-

- When Pantalone gets happy he waves his arms up and down and Dottore finds it cute

- Dottore talks with his hands a lot

- Pantalone has a loveseat in his office that Dottore likes to fall asleep on to the hums of Pantalone working

- Pantalone has different bracelets for the pronouns he’s using that day, and so once Dottore sees he calls Pantalone by the pronouns, kisses his forehead, and calls Pantalone something corresponding to the pronouns. The first time Dottore did that Pantalone started to cry because he was so happy and in love and Dottore thought he did something wrong-

• Dottore: Shit- I’m sorry honey, did I do something?

• Pantalone: Don’t be sorry, please, I love that, do it again please

• Dottore: Oh-

- Dottore rehearsed on how he was gonna confess to Pantalone at a fireworks show but then Pantalone did it first and surprised Dottore

- Pantalone and Dottore are scared of spiders, so when they see one they have one of their cats kill it. The cat looks at them like their stupid and either kill it or walk out of the room to let them panic

#genshin #genshin fluff #genshin impact #dottore x pantalone #dottolone #pantalone #dottore #hi amber

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KazuHeiScara HC:

~ Trans Heizou ~

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@gay-salt-amber and another friend helped me with these

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- Their petnames for each other are-

Kazuha’s for Scaramouche is ‘My Leaf’

Heizou’s for Scaramouche is ‘Baby Boy’

Kazuha’s for Heizou is ‘My Detective’

Scaramouche’s for Heizou is ‘Baby’ or ‘Babe’

Heizou’s to Kazuha is ‘Kitty’

Scaramouche’s to Kazuha is ‘Pretty Boy’ or ‘Honey’

- When Scara calls Kazuha pretty boy, he'll typically kiss the crown of Kazuha’s head while holding him for a second or two (Kazuha gets flustered as fuck-)

- So Scara tells Kazuha and Heizou about Childe and how unbelievably annoying he is, this is how their conversation went whenever they met him-

• Childe- “Hey there buddy- you look different, who are they?”

• *Kazuha and Heizou giving him death glares*

• Childe, whispering to Scara- “Why are your two friends looking at me like that?”

• Scara, swatting him away- “Get away from me you bastard, and they aren’t my friends you idiot”

• Childe- “Oh- so what are they?”

• *Kazuha and Heizou still giving Childe death glares*

• Scara- “They’re my fiancés you dumbass”

• Childe- “Ah- they’re the ones you’ve been talking about”

- After Scaramouche and Heizou kill whoever was bothering Kazuha, Heizou would pick out a squishmallow and Scara would buy it as a ‘sorry for leaving you’ because Kazuha thought they were going on a date (Kazuha is clueless about their killings)

- Sometimes Heizou gets stressed about a case and it’s like midnight, Scaramouche doesn’t need to sleep and so he gets up from cuddling Kazuha (who is asleep) and tells Heizou to go to sleep and he’ll do it

- (If you don’t know what Scaramouche Cat is, look it up) So Heizou finds a cat that looks like Scaramouche and as soon as he saw it he picked it up. Their cat (Tama) and that cat became instant best friends

- Kazuha’s morning voice is pretty low, so the first time Scara heard it, it took a moment to get used to

- Like Kazuha just wraps his arms around Scara, whos cooking breakfast, says good morning and this was their conversation-

• Scaramouche- What the actual fuck happened to your voice??

• Heizou- *Looks up* You’ve never heard his morning voice?

• Scara (Who is all blushy now)- No..

- Kazuha and Scara have to ask Heizou if he’s taken his binder off yet cuz he’s forgetful about it (Bind safely children)

- The only types of chocolate Scaramouche likes is coconut and dark chocolate because Heizou and Kazuha make them all the time

- They have an entire closet dedicated to the metals/trophies Kazuha has won at poetry contests

- Heizou has an entire separate paper shredder in his office for charges brought up against his boyfriends

- Once Scaramouche and Raiden got into an argument and then Kazuha and Heizou joined in too until Raiden was too tired to deal with them

- Whenever Scaramouche or Kazuha see Heizou having dysphoria, they drop everything to comfort him (Cuddles, words of affirmation, telling him he is a real man, etc)

- When Kazuha and Heizou met Nahida (Scaras adopted aunt) they instantly hit it off and Scaramouche was glad cuz he thought they wouldn’t

- Once Scaramouche blasted music thinking Kazuha and Heizou were gone but he was wrong, Kazuha got sick that morning and was sleeping and Heizou left. After he found that out he wouldn’t stop apologizing to Kazuha

• Kazuha, with a strained voice- My leaf?

• *Scaramouche oblivious*

• Kazuha, after getting up- My leaf, can you keep it down?

• Scara- Shit- sorry pretty boy, I thought you were gone? What’s wrong?

• Kazuha- Heizou didn’t tell you?

• Scara- No, honey, what’s wrong? Is everything ok?

• *Kazuha explains and Scara rushes him back to bed*

• Scara- I’m sorry, I didn’t know

• Kazuha- Leaf, it’s ok, you didn’t know

- They prank call Sara to piss her the fuck off

- Scara gets over stimulated a lot out in public so as soon as they get back into the car back home, Heizou and Kazuha tell him all types of praises (You were so brave, good job baby, you did so well, etc) while Heizou cuddles Scara in the backseat to help

- Kazuha and Scaramouche need to hide Heizou’s energy drinks from him or else he’s gonna stay up all night

- Kazuha and Heizou were highschool sweethearts and they met Scara after the Vision Hunt Decree

- Tattoo Artist Scara, Detective Heizou, and Florist Kazuha

- Kazuha will koala hug and sleep on Heizou at his desk when it’s late at night when Heizou is still working and sometimes Scaramouche makes Heizou tea and brush his hair

- Heizou and Kazuha wanted Scara to tattoo all three of their initials in a heart on all three of their wrists

- Kazuha steals Scaramouche’s hat and Scara finds it adorable

- Kazuha has a magnifying glass charm, Heizou has a Scaramouche hat charm, and Scaramouche has a maple leaf charm

- When off work, Scaramouche will clean the house to surprise Kazuha and Heizou

- They have matching hoodies

- Kazuha and Heizou worship Scara as their god lmao

- Scaramouche gets touch starved and loves sleeping on Heizou and Kazuha’s laps

- Scara has an abandonment issue (from Raiden and all his friends dying) and so he’s clingy. Whenever Heizou or Kazuha say he’s clingy (they find it cute) he always denies it but he’ll always drag them back to bed or grab their hand or something

- Every year they send Raiden a calendar with all of their faces on it to piss her off

- They disguise themself to set off fireworks that are mocking raiden

- Every year for their anniversary, Kazuha makes both Heizou and Scara poems

- Heizou likes the ‘dark academia’ style but never buys anything like it cuz he doesn’t think it seems like him, and so Scara and Kazuha have started buying him clothes in that style after finding out he liked the style from a mood board in his office

- Heizou has a septum piercing

- Kazuha and Heizou color in Scara’s tattoos with markers

- Kazuha has a leaf/wind tattoo from his shoulder to part of his chest

- Once Kazuha came home to Scaramouche and Heizou sacrificing Kermit the Frog, they both got banished to the couch that night

- Heizou pulls the best pranks on Kazuha and Scaramouche on April Fools

- Scaramouche will spoil the both of them for Christmas/Birthdays/New Years

- Once Heizou got hurt while doing his detective stuffs and so Kazuha and Scara refused to leave his side until he got better

- Kazuha wears red nail polish

- After seeing Kazuha wear a skirt, Heizou wanted to but he felt like it would make him less of a man. So Scara found out somehow and after a little convincing and comforting they both got Heizou to wear a skirt

- Scaramouche screams into his pillows and once he’s done Kazuha and Heizou will question why his voice is so rough

#genshin fluff #genshin #genshin impact #kazuha x scaramouche #kazuscara #Kazuha x Scaramouche x Heizou #kazuheiscara #heikazu #heizou x kazuha #heiscara #Heizou x Scaramouche #hi amber

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