canidaezy

[canidaezy]

this website fucking blows i just wanna see people criticizing the popular user i hate for her terrible opinions because she is a cunt but instead its just a bunch of losers accusing her of pedophilia for being into hentai which subsequently leads her orbiters to dismiss every complaint against her as transphobia. they. are not. affiliated with me!!!!

[canidaezy]

i love my mutuals but sometimes they reblog the stupidest fucking posts and i worry for their health and i worry that i reblog things just as stupid. like i like to think i read posts and think critically about them and even if i initially agree, i hope i can still see if its truly fucking dumb and bad. but i dont know. cause i would like to think the same of them but clearly i am wrong in doing so.

[canidaezy]

just a terrible thing to say in general!

#not tagging this one cause im suddenly shy

[canidaezy]

i do really appreciate it 🙏 from you and others

how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly

#i do forget other people see what i post on here ahaha i kinda just vent and then tag for blacklist purposes

[canidaezy]

how do transmascs not want to kill themselves all the time honestly

#i experience transphobia and hardship in my daily life #and then i go home and go on my computer and learn that i dont experience any of that actually #im just pretending. and i shouldnt talk about it because im just a fake trans #who wishes his experiences could even measure up to a crumb of what real trans people (women) have to go through #ok cool. #testosterone is a controlled substance did you know that. my state is actively making it harder for people my age to access hrt #but i guess since im transmasc i dont actually have to worry about any of that! im fine! #i didnt have a 3 month time limit before it would be illegal for me to access hrt! im transmasc im too privileged to worry about that! #transphobia #transandrophobia

[canidaezy]

how do you spend all hours immersing yourself in every horrific thing presently happening at all corners of the world online and offline and not want to fucking kill yourself just to get away. its so much to deal with. i cant even do one thing i cant even keep myself together. why wont everyone else worry about this

#this woulda gone on main but idk how to tag it #tbh every time i come on here and look at my mutuals stuff i wanna fucking vomit but i love them parasocially #and i have an insane complex about following and unfollowing people

[canidaezy]

as a trans person whooooo gives a fuck a character can be trans and still have their arc be about an identity crisis or gentle/balance or toxic masculinity or whatever the fuck. "missing the point of the character" come ON this is the type of shit r*dditors say to excuse not liking characters being depicted as gay/trans

#you can not like certain headcansons. especially trans headcanons. i do it all the time #but like. moralizing about it and acting like its WRONG is suuuyuuch a BITCH move

[canidaezy]

hey call me obsessed but this blog is a goldmine for the worst takes imaginable. congrats on being a garden variety conservatoid bigot i guess. but since you put t/m/e in bio i guess its still progressive youre allowed to say all that without repercussion

[canidaezy]

there is one thing worse than stumbling across an insufferable person on here and its finding out they live near you

#a lot of people on here glamorize being mean and dismissive towards everyone #inexplicably

[canidaezy]

this post is so so close to making a good point and then it includes stuff like this. i really dont mean to victim blame but for a long time stranger/things had a staggerungly bad ratio of male to female characters and continues to sideline said female characters for ttheir iconic male leads so. i mean. it isnt really surprising. (try a different show maybe....... SORRY. i know this doesnt solvw the fandom misogyny problem but it does help to find something that does dedicate a lot of time to their female cast if thats what youre looking for. or if its specifically the st women you want... see the last paragraph)

anywways most viewers of that show are not gay women anyways so it is still not surprising that most of the ships dont center on gay women. its a travesty but such is life

this next point fucking baffles me "for some reason the queerbait ship always beats the canon one" ??????? who cares?????????? lol. assuming youre using the word correctly it makes perfect sense that people would be more interested in writing for a ship they were baited with but never got than one that they werent baited with but did get??????? also i cannot stress enough who gives a fuck. theyre both wlw ships thats what you want isnt it. i thought fandom people loved manipulating and disregarding canon as they pleased anyways

and aagain, hate to victim blame but "for the love of god someone write this fic" you have two options buddy. commission someone or write it yourself. unfortunately the nature of existence is that if you want something to exist in this world you cannot wait for others to bend to your silent whims, you must be the one to catalyze it. at least regarding fandom works lol

#putting this on sideblog bc im nonconfrontational but my urge to argue with things that are stupid is impossible to fight back

[canidaezy]

actual weirdos and freaks. you know. the ones that are normal and socially acceptable. not to be confused with those fake weirdos and freaks who are gross and abnormal

also i dont feel like making a separate post this is just funny as hell. why do so many people on here have beef with d/d/l/g specifically. what did they do to you...

#ive mentioned this before but i hate when people use “ugly” as a moral insult

[canidaezy]

the worst thing ever is seeing a bad post on the dash and scrolling down for the epic pwnage rebuttal only for there to not be one

#<- WE'RE CURIOUS TOO ABOUT WHAT YOU SAW we can dm you it if you want cuz omfggg #<- yes absolutely. well have a nice littlee exchange

[canidaezy]

how can you deny the existence of such beauty

what a sad world to live in that you turn away from the betittied chess pieces that god has allowed you

[canidaezy]

what a sad world to live in that you turn away from the betittied chess pieces that god has allowed you

[canidaezy]

p1- "not much to say" YEAH theres fucking nothing to say about his character because there barely is any. we get the smallest glimpse into his mind and personality and it is entirely warped by the psychosis he is currently experiencing to the point where you cannot accurately extrapolate what he must be like outside of this specific point in time.

cannot stand the majority of p1-lovers for this reason. they love the IDEA of him in their head rather than the character that actually exists!!!

for what he is, hes a great and fascinating element of the game but 11/10? the CHARACTER? his character is *just* the story. he cannot stand alone because of that. you are referring to the story and atmosphere of the game. which is great! its a beautiful work of art! i love it! but youre wrong.

p2- 4.5 out of 10 for p2 fuck off honestly. the only reason given here is "got tired of seeing his design everywhere" uhhh he is from the most popular game in this franchise. he is THE character in the most popular game in the franchise, the only one with any personality, and he is popular because of that. i entirely understand disliking him, but god dislike him because hes a disgusting fucking freak or annoying or whatever like someone i respect would. "4.5/10" he has thousands of times the amount of character as p1. there is so much more you can do with him. because he is an entire character. whereas p1 *is* the story, p2 *is* the gameplay. and you play as him!!

p3- i genuinely cannot comprehend liking p3 more than p2. is it because hes more conventionally attractive? is it because hes more normal? whatever. this rating would stand whatever on its own honestly but paired with the others it drives me insane.

bd- "concept art version was way better" you mean the version from before he had a fucking personality?????!!!!!! man i bought the art book ive seen the concept art he looks exactly the fucking same. he still had the gown. do you mean the only piece of art where he didnt have the gown? the one singular image in which he didnt have the gown, the very same gown which was present throughout the rest of the design process? fuck of

"who gave him that gown? who let him walk outside like that" 1. its a DREAM its a DREAM did you play the game this was revealed in the first minute! even if you just looked at the art it *looks* like a dream because it is one! also the gown is based on the blanket hes sleeping under in the real world and its cute as fuck and such a good detail imo.

hes supposed to look silly sillyness is fucking awesome. this gane franchise is silly. p3 is silly. what do you even want....

and on that note personality-wise he is literally just a cross between p2 and p3.

genuinely convinced this person has NOT played or even looked at the game, and the lack of a rating for alt dude only supports this point.

again! it is perfectly fine to dislike him! but god! have a REASON for it, yknow? one that makes sense. like "hes insufferable and annoying and disgusting and the worst" or "hes just lame and boring honestly" or "i dont like his design/the game, because it doesnt appeal to my taste in art"

redux dude- HE IS NEARLY IDENTICAL TO P1 i cannot IMAGINE having this strong of a difference in opinion between them the changes between them are so subtle.

unless! its as i hypothesized and you only like the made up fanonized versions of these characters

movie dude- fuck you he is so whimsical and cute youre nuts not to find zack wards acting charming and silly....

p4- lower than p3 i fcuking cant. why. the shade to bd is what really kills me. i dont think youve played any of these games honestly. i dont think you know anything about them.

shtopor- i hate this so much "innocent trans icon angel" "bbg" im having trouble talking about how bad this take is on its own because of how violently disturbing it is to me.

c*rkscrew rules is such a garbage game with a shitty translation i refuse to belive this is your second favorite dude with that description honest to god. characterwise hes fucking whatever. hes fine. i love him so much. but 10/10? with that description? im fucking scared more than anything. i imagine it must be a joke but im so revolted i struggle to parse the purpose of it.

#goes without saying that none of this matters even a little bit but it was very cathartic to write #i harbor no resentment of course

[canidaezy]

wtf kind of person goes on tvtropes to see if theyll like a game lmfao

#sorru hater moment #“waggg this game criticizes capitalism” are u incapable of appreciating art if you disagree with its politics #does that somehow make it any less of a beautiful and fascinating glimpse into an alternate world #whicg perpetuates itself through a sort of ouroboros of misery

[canidaezy]

among the funniest takes ive seen is the one that declares you cannot write about dark topics if you are bad at writing