I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'
I'm never going to come back from that
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Scary “WHAT IF I GROW UP AND HAVE A FAMILY” Marlowe
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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
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I love doing hot girl activities like laying down on the floor. and just laying there for a while
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thinking about them (elizabeth mothman and jane rogan)
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dndads brainrot lets gooooo!!!
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they call me the forgetter because i uh
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spent most of my time off playing BG3 so-- dads in their classes starting gear
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I recreated Caravaggio’s “Judith Beheading Holofornes” in Kid Pix Studio from 1995 using a mouse
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Sarah was abducted by aliens. Sarah flirted to save herself. Sarah did not expect to become Empress-Consort.
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An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.
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2023
1. COMMIT TO THE BIT
2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION
3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES
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