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Josh Rojas is such a stud this dude is so bought into the mariners as a team this entire postgame interview is just like “yeah you know we decided to be good and we were good and that’s what happened”

#joshpilled #mariners

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The mariners are taking the bold stance that if you just don’t allow runs you can’t lose

#yeah sorry everyone. the starters held a vote. they decided theyre not giving up runs anymore #they agreed on it. nothing we can do sorry. #getting scored on? pro tip: just don't #mariners

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#both of these sentence constructions are weird because of passive voice but that was necessary so i get it. the second one is less weird. #i think it is Technically plural but thats not the response the average person would give you #so who give a shit!

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bases loaded no outs how many runs you think we score here lmao

#AINT NO WAY #mariners

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Eugenio Suarez strikes out in t mobile park the world is right again

#im gonna cry i miss him so bad #mariners

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silly tilly (btw the marking on his face is crab shell not a scar!)

#shrimping is easy. to him #hes built diffrent #blaseball

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first hugging now kissing. i’m intrigued to see what happens next

#mariners

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#hm!

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

#i saw this on twitter and its so embarrassing #the point of the song is to listen to what's around you!!! not an idealized representation of what you thinkg SHOULD be around you #this fucking dumbass might as well put on four and a half minutes of Youtube Dot Com Search Ambient Bird Sounds Calming ASMR #fucking pseudo intellectual clown. what the hell is wrong with you. this is a fucking layup. #this is a free ticket to the most interesting and thought provoking class session this dipshit would ever teach #and he was too much of a whiny self obsessed loser to take it #god. #next time just assign your class baby sensory videos. if i was his student then the dancing fruits would be less insulting than this

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Heiko Hellwig: ‘Silicon Cities’ (2017)

#this is a factorio game

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The Snake River and canyon near Twin Falls, Idaho 

#holy shit

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oxidation and wet fur smell

#gender #dogy :)

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#sky-colored hair sounds fun #sunset hair :)

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how on earth is Cal in the lineup today he had dental surgery YESTERDAY

#cal PLEASE #worried hes gonna hurt himself :( but he does have that dog in him #mariners

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chili and the chocolate factory...

#just read chili and the chocolate factory #i have no words! #love these designs. tide :)

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#once one of my teachers told me i had a good reading voice #which i think abt sometimes #ive considered it. i think i could but id need the right motivation and the right fic

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#oh hard to choose..... #i like edge of tomorrow honestly. “favorite” is strong but like. i enjoy it! #“person in a time loop for the first time” x “person who already beat a time loop” is a killer dynamic #it's good shit. also the alien designs are cool