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   //I haven’t really been feeling this much (hence not using this blog at all) so he’s going on hiatus for now. Maybe I’ll revamp him one day who knows.

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zengardenconnor‌:

The morning went as usual, doing some shopping for the Lieutenant or walking Sumo. Today he happened to be going to the dark park, a common occurrence for Connor when he was stressed or under pressure. Spacing out, he had hardly noticed he had rudely bumped into someone, making him stumbe slightly. “I apologise, I got lost in thought, are you okay?” He asked, his face emotionless as he spoke to the other android. Taking a quick analysis of the man, he took a step back, brown eyes running along his face and body before back up to his head. The joke hardly made sense but still Connor attempted to smile to ease the moment.

Peeling his eyes from the strange androids features, he read the sign, his normally tanned cheeks turned a obnoxious blue. “You sell genitalia?” He asked, slightly shocked that it was a thing. Although it wasn’t terribly surprising, considering androids are becoming deviant, perhaps sex was desired? He couldn’t be sure, as he wasn’t deviant. Not yet, anyways. “That’s such an absurd object to sell, do you not get embarrassed?” Still, the detectives cheeks glowed a neon blue.

   Oliver let out a bark of a laugh. “Embarrassed? Nah. Is it embarrassing to give someone a tool to use for the ultimate pleasure? No sir, it’s not.” He always thought it was entertaining when people assumed that, especially when a super shy customer came in that could barely look him in the eye. “People are selling every kind of upgrade, a dick’s no different.” Speaking off... Oliver’s potential customer senses were tingling. “What about you?” He asked. “Ever considered the best upgrade you’ll ever get? Even if you don’t have a sexual partner, self satisfaction is guaranteed.” He passed the other android a wink.

#zengardenconnor‌ #reply

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Starter Call || @zengardenconnor​

   Another day, another dollar. 9:00 hit and Oliver’s shop was about to open. He grabbed the sign he normally put out front advertising whatever sale was currently going on (right now it was a two for one on 7′’ and up) to put outside. He unlocked his shop from the inside and crossed the sidewalk, whistling to himself as he did so. The streets were already bustling with people making their way to work and going about their various tasks. He placed the sign down and spun around, perhaps too quickly, because he quickly collided with another body. 

   “Oof-” His LED flicked to yellow for a moment before going back to blue. “Sorry about that!” He told the stranger. “Mornings? Am I right?” He was an android. He didn’t sleep. The joke made no sense.

#closed starter #zengardenconnor

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Starter Call!

I have to finish some stuff up on my Gavin blog before I can make them but I should probably do this so like for a short starter.

#starter call #mun does mun things

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are you a detroit: become human roleplayer looking for blogs in the very same fandom? well, here is a blog for you to do just that. here’s how you can get on the masterlist, and a little about the blog itself.

the blog will offer an updated masterlist, but also promo’s for blogs will be featured, along with the chance to send positive messages to your fellow roleplayers.

canon characters, original characters, multi-muse blogs, and even those who just have a d:bh verse are allowed to reblog this post to be featured on the list.

REBLOG THIS POST, and please put in the tags whether you write a canon, verse, etc. ( example: #character name, #original character, #multimuse or #verse ) this way we can easily update the list without any hassle.

thank you for taking the time to make sure our community grows and is given all the love it deserves.

#original characer

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This wasn’t where the RK800 expected to be tonight. However, this would be his real first undercover mission which so happened to be at the Eden club. Since he couldn’t exactly blend in with a suit, tie and "junkless", as Reed had crudely put it, the android needed attachments. Hence why he was outside of this android unit shop. When Connor entered he scanned the room once before his sites landed on the CX100. He stepped up to the counter, "Hello, I am interested in purchasing genitals."

@bleeding0blue entered the workshop

   The day had been slightly slow, classic to a Wednesday, and after he had finishes stalking and cleaning everything he could all Oliver had left to do was mindlessly scroll through his phone. He laughed softly to himself as he read a particularly funny post and gave it a quick like. That’s when the door of his shop opened and a potential customer walked in. 

   Placing his phone down, Oliver smiled. “Good afternoon! If that’s what you’re after you’ve come to the right place!” He greeted. The android seemed a little stiff and uncomfortable, like a lot of his customers were at first. After all, it’s kind of awkward to walk into a store and buy a dick. 

   “We just got a shipment of new models, did you want to take a look at them or were you interested in a custom order?”

#bleedingblue #answered #bleeding0blue

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DBH ROLEPLAY MASTERLIST /

reblog if you have a roleplay account for a detroit: become human character/s.

specify in the tags what character/s you play.

#original character

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