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update: i am slow

howdy y'all, i just wanted to come on to say that i am still working on ch 7 but i'm working on making merch for an orchid show i'm going to be a vendor at and that has been taking up all my time, 💀💀💀

thank you everyone who patiently waits for me to post, you are the reason i still keep at this project so passionately.

#part of me worries that if i take too long people will lose interest and not read updates when they Are posted #but its pointless thinking about that i think #i have a story i want to tell and there are people out there vibing with it regardless of a post schedule and for them #i am immensely grateful #brnt sputters #lunar lynk

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u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

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I NEED TO READ I NEED TO WRITE I NEED TO CREATE I NEED TO DRAW I NEED TO CLEAN I NEED TO WORK OUT I NEED TO LEARN *watches YouTube for 6 hours*

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crazy how adding a couple more elements makes it so difficult. Even for an expert hydromancer

Little extra from my sketchbook:

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Hey hi hello just rolling in to say I really enjoyed your Lunar Lynk fic, thank you for making this beautiful creation! I think I might just have to tattoo it under my eyelids now...

Lets see, currently my story stands at 53,983 words.

If you printed it out on your standard 8.5x11 piece of paper at 500 words per sheet you'd get about 108 sheets if u round up.

Take 108 sheet and line em up end to end you'd get around 1,188 inches or 99ft, or in otherwords, the upwards limit to the size of a blue whale.

In conclusion:

#thank you for your dedication anon #it must be tough spending money on tattoos when you spend #the equivalent of a small country's total gdp on eye drops to keep your massive eyelids moist every month #brnt sputters #brnt anon

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howdy y'all, March is gonna try and kill me so I'm opening up 5 monsterfucking writing prompts for $50 a pop!

If you have a scenario you've never seen done before or just wanna bonk your two blorbos together, now's the perfect opportunity! I'll even add in an illustration if you're feeling bougie! I specialize in m/m monsterfuckery but shoot me a message and pitch me your idea! Trust me, I don't judge.

Slots:

TAKEN

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#writing commissions #writing comms open #monsterfucker #terato #tf #transformation #monster boy #smut writing #tentacles #oviposition #i kinda feel bad asking for comms what with everything going on in the world #but i figure making someone elses life a little less awful with custom stories #is a rather neutral action #also for those of you waiting ever so patiently for chapter 7 #writing more will increase my momentum and help me actually get back into the routine again #i just have adhd and thus no ability to internally motivate myself 😭 #brnt sputters

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Link as a Lynel, what an interesting concept! Someone should write a story about that 👀

Playing Tears of the Kingdom reminded me that back in the BotW days I had the dumb idea of playing around with a concept of Lynel Link.

Doodles are messy and incomplete (mainly for lack of refs), but I felt like sharing them. Some folks may actually remember these from my main blog, but I removed them from there for self-awareness... but I feel better about it now so I'm posting them here.

Anyways, here's the rest of the doodles from back then.

#i joke but seriously #love how you drew him #lots of character in these sketches #i love the one of him holding the tiny sheikah slate #glad to know i'm not the only one who sees the appeal #Lunar Lynk #BUT IT ISNT! #convergent evolution #brnt sputters

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*THIS WAS SENT TO A FRIEND. NOT ME*

the friend who received this is too nice to say something about it but i have reached a point now where i have seen them receive so many messages like this that i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore

this is straight up evil behaviour. whatever lighthearted tone this anon thought they were sending this with, i don't care. it's gross in every sense.

i'm speaking directly to whoever sent this now and frankly, if you follow me, non, unfollow me right fucking now because i don't want this energy anywhere near my blog. it hurts enough that you've targeted my friends with it.

listen up because apparently it bears repeating for the millionth fucking time -

FANFICTION AUTHORS ARE HUMAN BEINGS. they have lives and jobs and school and things they struggle with. maybe they've even spoken publicly about their struggles in the hopes their readers would understand them a bit better because at the end of the day this is a community and they have every right to use this space however they fucking want to.

"don't start a fic you can't finish" - literally shut up. shut up! we are not paid to do this, i will start and not finish whatever the fuck i want.

and holy shit, anon. as if this message wasn't disgusting enough, please let me state plainly something you "desperately" need to hear: no robot can give you what a human writer can. and the fact that you even threatened to just go to AI at this point shows how little you care about storytellers and all they provide for you.

again, i don't care if every word of this message was sent in jest or meant to be read playfully. it's not fucking cute. this shit hurts writers and ya'll need to realize that.

if you take time out of your life to send messages like this, you're a bad person. period. this is not how fanfic works, it's not how the world works. if you can wait two-three years for a movie or a new season of your favourite tv show, you can wait a few months for a fanfic to update. or you can wait forever. we literally owe you nothing.

i'm done sugarcoating it, ya'll. disrespectfully, grow up. grow up! enough is enough.

anyway

#i know i'm slow but i would seriously NEVER forgive someone for feeding my story into an ai #i would be deeply insulted and feel violated that someone would take something i've #spent so long on and worked so hard to craft #just to yank the keyboard out of my hand #tell me i'm too slow #and give it to a machine to finish #like how fuckin dare you?? #OP's got it right #tear that bitch apart #brnt sputters

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Chapter 5 is on it's way, my comms are done and i am UNCHAINED, release date will be posted soon, along with a ✨special announcement✨

in the meantime, why not reread the story so far while you wait? 👀

#reblogging ths again bc im working on ch 7 #👀 #brnt sputters #sidlink #were-lynel #lunar lynk #tranformation #monsterboys #monsterfucker #monster tf

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what if it was a parliament of shoebill storks? A parliament of tawny frogmouths? Huh? @abz-j-harding? what then?

#im making this bc every time they reblog that one POR fanart i made them i get a ton of new followers and i am very grateful #a parliament of potoos would be terrifying btw #so it's a good thing its a #parliment of rooks #my art #birds

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messy sketch of a mess

#theres a bird outside #u know his ass is goin #ekekekekekek

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Starting working on a pic I've been wanting to try out for a looong time with Jayce tbh~

based on one of my favorite paintings, "The Fallen Angel" by Alexandre Cabanel.

#WOAH DUDE HOLYSHIT #THE RENDERINGGGGG!!! #absolutely LOVELY!! #and are those top surgery scare i see?? #👀👀👀

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aaaaa that omake was such a tasty, angsty treat, i do love me some world building, imma be staring at my ceiling all night with all the what-if's

happy new year!

don't forget to get some sleep!!

#and happy new year to you as well!! this WILL be the year i finish it!! #brnt anon #brnt sputters #lunar lynk

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hey guess what >:)

#sorry it's only an omake but i wanted to establish this backstory first before going into chapter 7 proper FOR ANGST REASONS #BUT PREPARE TO HAVE UR FEELINGS HURT >:) #Lunar Lynk #Sidon #Mipha

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rb in the tags what would be the physical feature used to identify you in fanfiction of you if you were a fictional character

#in entered a man so completely unremarkable you're surprised you noticed him come in at all. #he was short. average build. with a receding hairline only highlighted further by the seemingly permanently arched eyebrows that peeked up #over the heavy frame of his glasses #brnt sputters #about me LMAO

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spoilers for chapter 7 but i wanna take a poll 🧐

#brnt sputters #lunar lynk #poll