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guys what if i ruined my life how fun would that be

#bread speaks

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i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

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Kakashi, Hagakure, and Kaminari from my fic Edo Tensei!

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Kakashi Hatake in my fic Edo Tensei!

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fansketch for @asteroid-duck (Edo Tensei)

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god i wish all my problems would disappear

#bread speaks

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Garden claws! Very useful both for digging and for Black Panther impressions!

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The band, the music, the dance.

puts on sound 📣🎶🎵

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sad

#bread speaks #what else is new

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You, a supervillain, answer a knock at your door, only to find your superhero nemesis shivering, bleeding, scared, and slightly dazed (as if drugged). They appear to have been assaulted. The hero mumbles “…didn’t know where else to go…” before collapsing into your arms.

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Okay so I did some research, very basic research, on the user base of tumblr and how many of us there are.

There are at least 300 million unique visitors worldwide on this site. Over 500 million blogs.

Listen. Tumblr is $30 million in debt. This is Super easy for us to solve.

If each user gifts one blog crabs, which costs slightly over $3, that would be roughly $600 million at least. Far more than enough to get Tumblr out of the red zone.

If we want tumblr to stay afloat and not change something as integral about their operating system, we need to show them they can be profitable without reducing themselves to common social media sites. What we have here is special. It is different. We are the social media site people run to when theirs collapses and for good reason.

If we want this to work, we have to make it work. We can even make it into a game. Just how long can we outlast the other social media sites?

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omg ok put in the tags a food that makes u feel like life is worth living when you eat it. like u eat it and it’s soo good and everything’s fine actually

#baghali polo #best food in existence #will die happy #also like koobideh #would die for it

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ive been simultaneously productive AND not productive today

which kinda fucks with my brain cause i feel like shit but i did do good

#bread speaks #like i finally rewrote my resume and cleaned out my emails #but then i didnt clean my room or shower #yknow #fucked up #im tired

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TODAY IS THE DAY

One day you will wake up and think to yourself “m,mm I’m cozy” and then you will go back to bed and rest. 

#bread speaks

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

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unpopular opinion - i hate seeing creators as anything other than the first thing they presented themselves to me as . like smi7y? he exists ONLY as a milkbag and i would die for that milkbag.

the canadian man he actually is?? means NOTHING to me

same with dream tbh - a lot of discourse over his face being ugly? idc - i HATE that he showed his face because it Exists - the dream is ruined ( pun NOT intended )

also idk the dream discourse just makes me so uncomfortable- i want no participation in it whatsoever - i only keep track of that stuff vageuly in the essence that i see dreams stories sometimes

also karl

i love karl

ALSO TOMMY

tommy is just babey

#bread speaks #got weirdly heated here lol #i literally wrote that 6 times let me edit tags fucks sake

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perfect

you being a lost redditor is funny to me - very entertaining,, have fun :)

I have no idea what I’m doing