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is mihoyo telling me to ship freminet/charlotte because i WILL.

they exchanged phone numbers?? they're gonna be friends?? im going to die that's so cute

#genshin #freminet #charlotte #freminet x charlotte #yes im just now finishing the fontaine main quest shush ive been busy

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ok but can we talk about aventurine's follow-up attack

because it's triggered when he (or one of the people he's protecting) get hit a BUNCH OF TIMES (7) and then the enemy is hit back the same number of times, and what does that remind you of? is it how aventurine's whole plan with The Family was to let himself get beat up and taken advantage of so that he'd be able to get one over on them? does it remind you of how the whole plan was to get hit a bunch of times and then hopefully not die so that his plan in the end can pay out??

do all of aventurine's plans involve self harm and putting himself (and others) directly at risk, i guess is what im getting at bc i feel like im going insane

#hsr #aventurine #i need mihoyo to stop making this man interesting so i can go back to sunday simping hours

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i just typed "sunday" into the search bar expecting to get the hsr character and was blindsided when google reminded me it's a day of the week

#hsr #hsr sunday #the brainrot is real #the stupidity is also real

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i think more people should ship alhaitham/cyno for the simple fact that it is funny.

listen, they both viciously fought each other on sight and there were witnesses. for cyno he was to take alhaitham in for official questioning, and alhaitham wouldn't kill cyno because it would be such a pain to try to go back to his day job after the coup was over if he was found guilty of murder. but no one knows that. people saw them try to kill each other. twice. and people talk.

post coup alhaitham and cyno go back to normal completely, no beef, no hard feelings, and no one would believe it. everyone would be so scared of inviting them to the same meeting, because yeah sure they both begrudgingly came together to stop the government from being a total dickwad, but that doesn't mean they'll tolerate each other now. cyno has a well-known dislike for scholars and alhaitham is, you know, alhaitham.

so the entire academia bands together to help keep them away from each other, for the safety of everyone. they run interference campaigns. they try to bait cyno out of the office when alhaitham shows up to the academia unexpectedly. they make sure any paperwork that has to be approved from one side or the other not go directly to cyno or alhaitham, to make things will stay up and functional. because who KNOWS what either would do if they crossed paths a THIRD time, especially after whatever crap nonsense alhaitham has pulled recently.

so imagine if they actually got along GREAT now (for their own individual scales of "great") and would willingly chose to spend time in each other's company. then imagine some poor undergrad walking into alhaithams office while cyno was there. poor undergrad would have an entire heart attack.

#genshin #cyno #alhaitham #alhaitham x cyno #cyno x alhaitham #i also think their friends would have fun reactions #kaveh saying hey you know cyno right well we're all going to dinner together #and alhaitham saying something unhelpful like oh yeah cyno he tried to stab me #initially kaveh would think yeah that tracks everyone wants to stab you at some point #then would backtrack bc what do you mean the super straight-laced general of the mahamata tried to STAB YOU?

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i am not immune to angels 😔

#hsr #sunday hsr #sunday #i am also not immune to angels :(

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*taps mic*

Would.

#hsr #hsr sunday #sunday #best use of this joke

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be my valentine?💝

#hsr #hsr sunday #sunday

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sunday on sunday

#hsr #sunday #hsr sunday #hehe hoho i am so normal about him

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i am in love with them

#hsr #sunday hsr #sunday

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chicken wing boy🪽

#hsr #sunday hsr #sunday

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サンデーさん

後光がみえる…

#hsr #sunday #sunday hsr

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him

#hsr #hsr sunday #sunday #super normal rational behavior #i took more but they weren't as pretty

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i like to think jing yuan and dan feng are toxic exes. then dan heng shows up however many years later and jing yuan tries to be cool about it but it's SO hard to be cool about it. (he would not be very cool about it)

all of jing yuan's dan heng voice lines being about the loss of his friend and how dan feng isn't there any more but maybe that's for the best for dan heng, and dan heng's lines being about not being able to be what jing yuan is looking for 🥺

#hsr #jing yuan #dan heng #dan feng #jing yuan x dan heng #dan heng x jing yuan #they make me Feel Things #i want cut scenes with regular dan and jing yuan pls mihoyo feed me

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i haven't heard xiao's english VA talk to zhongli but his japanese VA is like… he's talking to his idol. his god. his speech so, so respectful, and it's like he desperately doesn't want to be there but at the same time couldn't bear to leave. he clearly doesn't want to make a fool of himself in front of zhongli but at the same time, he wants to be of help if at all possible. xiao would do anything for that man, anything at all.

but what zhongli wants is to fly a kite with him

#genshin #xiao #zhongli #zhongli x xiao #xiao x zhongli #im not crying ur crying #i dont feel that strongly about either of them but then i see them interact and i DIE #lantern rite

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HNNNGGG MY BOY

SUPER NORMAL ABOUT HIM

#hsr #sunday hsr #saw concept art of this man ages ago and it was over for me #idc what he does i will have him #screenshots from the sweet dreams preview

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hey,,,, hey what is sampo doing in the new trailer

how does he even get on penacony, my brain cannot handle the influx of crackpot theories being generated right now

#hsr #sampo #im just saying #narrator sampo #back on my avatar of the elation bs #we already know he's a member of the masked fools #also the trash cans are about to become plot relevant?? what????

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im sorry is ratio's phone case his own face

#hsr #dr ratio