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Compilation of High School Morning Announcements

#Youtube

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What do you mean you guys don't look at strangers and imagine what they'd look like fatter/skinnier/bald/dead?

#shitpost #look dont ask me why i do this pls #exceot ig its a neat imagination exercise

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Are You Afraid of the Dark?: No One Goes

#everythingisterrible #are you afraid of the dark #Youtube

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I played a show tonight it was fun

pic unrelated just feelin it sometimes

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My parents didn't let me get scared by horror movies as a young child, so instead of being afraid of clowns, I feel severely unnerved by those fucking flowers in the animated Alice in Wonderland

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My queer fungi project is finally done! Pretty happy with that!

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Grab a shark by the jaws with my strong hands, kabedon the shark, he's so embarrassed

is it ok that they grabbed that shark by its gills?

they didn't grab him by the gills in that last successful lift, those are further back! they had him by the corners of his jaw, which is just about the only solid piece of a shark you can get a handle on

big sharks are very hardy so he's probably confused and humiliated but otherwise fine

#shitpost

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The adhd modes of food

1. You ate that burger so fast. You ate that burger so fucking fast and now the whole Red Robin is staring at you god what the fuck

2. You started eating like a normal person, but then you started talking or daydreaming and now the waitress is handing you the check but you’ve still got half a plate of cold fettuccine

3. You were going to go out to eat, but then you saw a video in your YouTube recommendation that drew you towards it like moth to a flame, and now it’s 10 pm and you’ve got an empty bag of tortilla chips in your hand and shame in your heart

4. Mac And Cheese

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I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

#ao3 #ref #internet

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yeah

#layton #professor layton

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NDHSNHDBDHE

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I don’t even go here

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi

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