the simplicity of lactase supplements is so funny to me. it costs like $4 to circumvent evolutionary biology. want to eat dairy but your body doesn’t produce the enzyme necessary to digest lactose? the devs haven’t patched that yet but you can download a mod
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if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice ❤️
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The sequel
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“Okay but where do the kids get the money for all these ludicrous inventions? They would need millions if not billions for some of them!”
PnF: “Why worry about that? This show is about creativity! About the untapped potential of every day! About children dreaming up the impossible in the way only children can, unbound by the worries of reality! They can build these things because they believe they can!!!”
“That’s fair I suppose… and Doofenshmirtz?”
PnF: “Alimony.”
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"magic circle but the writer ran out of space" will never not be funny
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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Girlish whimsy indeed
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funniest oopsie in fallout 4 is whoever made this signed baseball just googled random signatures and slapped them onto the ball asset and called it a day.
this club penguin character is canon to the fallout universe.
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Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.
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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode
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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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I love when people get the mystery Brennan's laid in front of them and Brennan just so proud says "no rolls necessary"
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