bobxteddyshipper

[bobxteddyshipper]

Hi! This is the first of my Twilight mathcups, and hopefully not the end. This one is for my favourite and most loyal fan, @bobxteddyshipper , so let’s get into it.

I math you cup with Carlisle!!!

•you guys work well because he’s a doctor and you’re always a bit sick

• esme sometimes joins you guys in bed but you have to kick her out because she is like a fucking heater even though she’s actually dead and a vampire

•he watches you while you sleep like his adopted son

•Carlisle likes to watch you eat all the time and he cooks you so much so it feels like feederism but really he’s just jealous that he can’t eat

•he’s constantly quizzing you on the ages of his family members

•he introduced you to the wonderful world of vampire swingers so you have little swing parties

•you guys listen to old timey music and you roleplay as patient and doctor all the time like in maple hospital

•he teaches you a bunch about Hispanic people and it’s really out of the ordinary because you aren’t Hispanic

•he transitioned into a woman for you because you’re a straight teen boy and you’re his type

Dm me for your requests!!

[bobxteddyshipper]

Hey guys, it’s me, I’m back doing more mathcups but this time i am doing some Twilight mathcups, along with my Gorillaz and Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia mathcups. I’ll be taking requests via direct messaging and I’m open to any characters! Thanks!

[bobxteddyshipper]

JUST A RWMINDER NO FURRIES OR THERIANS ON MY PAGE YOU WILL BE BLOCKED THIS IS NOT A WARNING THIS IS A THREAT

[bobxteddyshipper]

what is everyones favourite muse song

#matt bellamy #dominic howard #muse #muse band #will of the people #compliance #wotp tour #chris wolstenholme #gorillaz #damon albarn #graham coxon #trey parker #matt stone #uprising #supermassive black hole

[bobxteddyshipper]

alphabet get to know my mom

A /age: 26

B/birthplace: guess in the comments guys (florida)

C/current time: I don't have access to clocks or grandfather clocks or clockface watches where I'm from

D/drink you last had: vanilla milk

E/easiest person to talk to: pastor

F/favourite song: brak stuff

G/grossest memory: gianna diarrhea in pants on mom

H/horror yes or no: MAYBE!!!

I/in love: been with my beautiful uncle for 4 years now

J/jealous of people: just the one

K/ my name kayden

L/love at first sight or should i walk by again: I'm a quadriplegic.

M/middle name: guess

N/number of siblings: saw my sister's ass on instagram this morning (sorry to trauma dump)

O/one wish: that damon albarn would die

P/person you last called: i didn't

Q/question you're always assed: "How did you get your ass to be that big?" I don't know guys, please stop asking :/

R/recent to smile: pap smear

S/song you last sang: cats in the cradle by oasis

T/time you woke up: i'm not sure but probably around

U/underwear colour: dark pink

V/vagina

W/worst habit: running over people with my car in orange county, florida

X/x-rays?: yeah in my balls and nuts and testicals

Y/your favourite food: mens cum

Z/zodiac sign: homosexial

#anor3x14 #bul1m14 #mommys little girl

[bobxteddyshipper]

since she’s having a bad time, gianna math cup. @giannafartfart

hi gianna, I math you cup with fred durst

• you guys run over people with your car in orange county

• you listen to forever young together and like smooch

• he lets you wear his fugly ass hats

• he explains what nu metal is to you when you can’t sleep

• you tell him to go on a juice cleanse because he’s fat

• then you rub his fat tummy when he cheats on the juice cleanse with an oatmeal cookie and she was good

• you probably bought the oatmeal cookie too because you’re not on a stupid juice cleanse

• you buy those vanilla cake ball pudding things that your mom apparently bought and you put them in each others assholes

• speaking of assholes, he loves pegging

• you were in the break stuff video and you played jonathan davis

• you listen to cats in the cradle and gorillaz together because he has an absent father

• one time jonathan davis was hitting on him and he said “I have a girlfriend” and that was the peak of your relationship because you actually fucking hit him

• wes borland is your best friend and he does the makeup on you

• fred lets you wear his ill-fitting shirts when you’re sad

• you’re dating a nu metal person (fred uses they/them) so you have access to all the nu metal shit and you were in slipknot cuddle puddle

• fred durst loves you so much that he lets you live in orange county, russia with him

hope you’re feeling better joan, sending love your way.

[bobxteddyshipper]

this is a speshill math cup for jerry

I math you cup witth tootee

• you say you’re not a homo but the moment you say tootee your life changed

• he lets you rant about manny

• you draw anime characters in the back of your moms car together

• you post him to beautiful boy on tik tok because you’re an ugly specky

• you did momo suicide challenge together

• he hits you and you confided in me but I actually don’t give a fuck because you’re fat

• he accepts that your favourite radiohead song is probably just

• he cleans out your vaginal canals and then paints your nails because you were such a good boy

• you’re deaf and he’s like also deaf and neither of you know sign language so you have to do baby sign inspired by muene and roo

• you both love creamy dill sauce and eat it by the jar

[bobxteddyshipper]

Gorillaz Mathcup Lucas Miller

Hi Lucas Miller, it's me, mommy. I love you baby and can't wait for you to get married. @giannafartfart

Without further adieu, I math you cup with Russel.

You're both fat as fuck and you talk about it and rub each others fat tummies.

You both have a breeding kink and also a fat kink because you're a fat fuck.

You collect and compare SEA equipment.

Your love song is Take Me To Church by Hozier and your favourite part is when he starts yelling gay men

You both LOVE pegging!

You and Russel both wear ill-fitting shirts and the Simpsons thongs to bed

You go to church with Nosh and John Lennon on Sundays.

You run and frolic and jump home after you get off the bus.

Both of you bond over your love for the cowbell

You compare your learning disabilities and no matter what you lose

You both have matching shirts that say "I just tested negative for patience" with a picture of a video game console on it.

[bobxteddyshipper]

@giannafartfart

i match you up with my favourite ftm icon tooty!!

• tooty is dumb as all fuck and only speaks spanish

• you don’t even know why you two are together because he literally only speaks spanish

• he gets misgendered a lot and you don’t really do anything because you have a friend with a trans son so you obviously support

• he loves pegging and cockwarming

• his favourite movie is the notebook because his dad used to hit him

• the two of you go to your local park in orange county, florida and listen to piano man on repeat.

• you two bond over your love for piano man by billy joel

• he runs @nineoclockonasaturday on tik tok and you have a mukbang account

• you live in armando and his husbands basement and i live on your couch and smoke crack.

• you have one picture on your wall and it’s a picture of me

hope you enjoyed your matchup, i love you lots

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[bobxteddyshipper]

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order mashups right now, i love you fred durst

[bobxteddyshipper]

@bobxteddyshipper this is your matchup!!!

I match you up with Murdoc ❤️❤️❤️

•both wear thongs to bed

•both hate damon albarn

•you comfort him when he’s on his period

•you feed him his own period blood

•he makes you take off your binder if he thinks you wore it too much

•you both are big on domestic abuse and you hit each other

•Fred durst for life!!!

•he’ll turn max into sausage

•you spend your free time making hate comments on damon albarn’s posts

•you listen to all Tame Impala and he only listens to elephant

•he lets you put his fingers up his own butt

hope you enjoyed your matchup!!