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The batkids decide to hop on the trend.

Dick, walking as Steph records: We’re vigilantes. Of course we have to be over dramatic.

(Cut to Nightwing back flipping off of Wayne tower)

Tim: were vigilantes. Of course we have issues with caffeine.

(Cut to a video of Tim as Red Robin snoring while hanging from a grappling line. Batman can be seen in the background facepalming.)

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Damian: No.

Tim: oh come on, Robin, we’re all doing it.

Damian: I refuse to partake in such idiotic videos.

Tim: (while Damian is still behind him) We’re vigilantes. Of course we get to punch people without getting in trouble.

Damian: actually—-

Tim: Robin, you’re supposed to play along—

Damian: I am not going to spread false information—

Steph, interrupting: well, I’m not one of Batman’s sons so he legally can’t yell at me.

Tim: wanna bet?

(Cut to Batman scolding all three of them about the improper use of force)

—-

Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we go to Batburger.

(Cut to Duke happily eating a Batburger meal, and playing with a Signal toy)

Duke: what? I’m allowed to have hobbies.

——

Steph: we’re vigilantes. Of course we can scare anyone we want to. Right, Black Bat?

Cass: (nod)

(The next series of videos is a compilation. The first is Superman being scared, followed by Green Lantern, Flash, Cyborg, Starfire, Dick, Tim, and a failed attempt to startle Wonder Woman. Cass isn’t even upset about not being able to scare the woman, she accepts the defeat with grace.)

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Dick, Tim, and Steph: we’re vigilantes.

Dick: I’ve gotten stranded on the moon. Don’t ask.

Tim: I got lost in hell.

Steph: I accidentally followed Green Lantern into space.

Tim: what? When?

Steph: turns out if you hug a Green Lantern really tightly, their life support on their ring will support you too

Dick: yknow, Batman shouldn’t find out about this-

(Cut to Batman’s lecture about the proper use of protective gear when going to space)

——

Dick: we’re vigilantes. Of course we’re best friends with all of the villains.

(Cut to Red Hood kicking down a door)

Jason: hey (bleep), you’re late to dinner

Dick: (currently tied to a chair and gagged)

Jason: hang on, I’ll help. (Shoots everyone and unties dick) Harley said she’s going to rampage if you’re not there in five minutes.

Dick: Blame these guys, not me! (Jumps through the nearest window, shattering it, and the sound of a grapple is heard)

——

Jason: I’m a crime lord

Dick: and I’m a vigilante

Jason: and you’re ruining my video, (bleep) off. (Shoves Dick out of the frame, ignoring Dick’s muttered cursing) now that we got the riffraff out, let me start over. (Brushes imaginary dirt from hands) I’m a crime lord. Of course Batman fights me every other day. I look forward to the day I can break his kneecaps.

Dick: (shocked) Hood!

Jason: what?

Dick: he’s your dad too!

Jason: yuck, don’t remind me.

——-

Duke: we’re vigilantes. Of course we know all of the gossip. (Very obviously looking around) like for example, Superman has the biggest crush on Bruce Wayne—

Clark, who was obviously eavesdropping: Nonononononono—- (trying to turn the camera off as he darts into the frame. There’s a flash of red, blue and yellow as Duke and Clark fight over the camera)

——

Tim: we’re vigilantes. Of course we visit other cities.

Wally, as Kid Flash: What the (bleep) are you doing in Central City?

Tim: I’m honestly not sure, it’s so bright that I think I’m blind.

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hypothetically, while I slowly wrote the new chapter of hiraeth, if i was to edit and change chapter one would you guys be chill with that?

#hiraeth updates

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My babies!!!! 😭💖

I saw this cute pic and just had to draw them

#dc titans

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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*

#real

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

Holy crap! im so sorry i forgot all about this! (I forget people actually send me stuff sometimes, sorry)

stickers! i LOVE stickers so much, i go feral for them

piercings! I am a firm believer in people getting piercings

tattoos! I love the idea of people using themselves as a sketchbook

the specific colour of blue that is the light blue frank green bottle colour

butterflies! goated bug. one of the only bugs i like

#madsasks #blueasks

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Something good that's happened to you this week! go! ♡

Hi!

Its been a pretty shit couple of weeks, so ive got to say submitting one of my assignments today! its a big assignment so ive been working pretty hard on it!

#madsasks #blueasks

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REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

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#me rn #life is a stick and i’m a piñata

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Just a reminder that you don't have to overthink leaving a comment. Today, someone wrote "I love this so much" on one of my chapters, and it made my entire day.

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would not recommend whiplash

#2/10 stars #not a vibe

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why must we pit two bad bitches against each other

This is round 2 of the polls. All other polls in this round can be found here.

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I won't lie, I love that your HBOwar and Jason Todd posts show up on my dash. They're wo things I love and seeing your posts/reblogs about them makes me smile :)

AHHHHH i’m so glad!!!! they are my two favourite things, i’m so glad someone shares the love for them!!!

#madsasks

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You can fight me on this, IDGAF, but "I'm not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent, I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... because he took me away from you." is one of DC's most perfectly crafted short monologues ever. It sums up a whole character in a few, simple lines. It sums up Jason's motives, hopes, and pain.

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it got so much fucking worse jesus christ

really major delay on next hiraeth chapter, so sorry guys. Life has been an ao3 author note on top of uni assignments 😋

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really major delay on next hiraeth chapter, so sorry guys. Life has been an ao3 author note on top of uni assignments 😋

#hiraeth updates

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bart and wally’s dynamic gets even funnier when you throw jesse in there. shithead cousins times 3

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criminal pairing actually.

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an immovable object (me not wanting to do school work) meets and unstoppable force (assignments for a degree i chose to do)

#why do i have so many #just give me a degree #please