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i have never related so much to a tiktok

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make a post like "hey can anyone recommend egg substitutions for this recipe" and six people will reply "OP just use eggs" in unison and someone will reblog it like #eggs #tumblr #shitpost #funny #lol #what #weirdcore #196 and someone else will gently place into your hands the most helpful link youve ever seen in your life and then someone else will @ you because they used a screenshot of your post in their teenage mutant ninja turtles fan art. and then someone will show up in your inbox like Did eggs do something i should know about ?

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the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

#greek mythology

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It’s literally dark by 4pm. Do you think that’s good for me? Do you think I am loving that

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It's that time of year in my hemisphere again, so here's an annual reminder that you should only plug space heaters and heating pads DIRECTLY into the wall and plugging them into extension cords or anything like that puts you at serious risk of a fire. Don't burn your house down!

#I did not know this. Thank you

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I have seen a new Hazard Sign. It’s… very specific:

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a warning against a bird party?

Worm time!

#worm time

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As always, the Irish speak nothing but facts.

How many more innocent civilians have to be killed by Israel before you condemn that for it?

That is a genocide.

That this is a crime on all accounts.

And deserves to be punished to the full extent off the law.

#video #free palestine #un #It would be Ireland to say it. They know exactly what it feels like and how soon it's forgotten

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#anti golf

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#video #art #accessibility

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Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

#the world is terrible right now please enjoy this charming birb and their fashionable eyebrows #birbs #video

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They’re distracting a nervous dog during a blood draw.

#video

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#palestine

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Gentrified food snacks

#video

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it's like meeting a celebrity

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#art