@sunnysaslattery tagged me in a thing and i decided to draw it hksjfh
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characters who are staunch atheists in TES are so much funnier because the daedra and aedra are both extremely present and demonstratably real
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What I love most about Skyrim (and TES in general) is how, once the surface is at all scratched, you’re confronted with the most buckwild lore in the history of ever. Like, Skyrim’s baseline experience is: you are a person born with the soul of a dragon, which means you can absorb their souls and speak their language. Fair enough! There are two moons! And vampires! Giants herd mammoths across the plains!
But then! Dig a little deeper, and it’s all “yeah, there are two moons, but they aren’t really moons, they’re the corpse of the god who tricked all the other gods into creating the world, and mortals just interpret them as moons”, and “an entire race created technology that runs on souls, and they accidentally erased themselves from existence while trying to become gods, well at least that’s our best guess” and “some dudes replaced their hearts with plants and you can pickpocket the plant-heart right out of their chest” and “here’s a weapon that sometimes turns your enemies into pastries”.
What a game, you guys.
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If you repost this I’ll fucking remove your kneecaps
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Reblog if you’re an adult in witchcraft. (20+)
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Did You Know: Thanks to the Hist, Argonians can switch genders?
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Not to be like “this blog and all of my posts are queer,” but this blog and all of my posts are queer. Terf and radfem witches are not welcome here. This content does not support you. “LGBT-but-I-hate-this-identity” witches and “You-need-to-be-this-binary-to-ride” witches are not welcome here. This blog isn’t for you just because I post witchcraft. You’re still not wanted. Jump off. ✨
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oblivion characters when you're trying to persuade them and highlight the different options on the wheel
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sometimes i think about how the warfare employed in the first era war with the nords must have been completley unfathomable. utterly incomparable to anything else. you had your zombie armies, you had both sides using the laws of physics to erase each other, you had biological warfare, you had dwemer airships, you had nords used to fighting dragons shouting down those airships, you had your two guys pretending to be one guy, it really had EVERYTHING
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Teldryn Sero
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“Let’s just say he’s… one of us.”
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Dragonborn: Is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?
Vilkas: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated…
Farkas: Smad.
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Jauffre: the daedric prince of destruction, mehrunes dagon is behind all of this!
Mehrunes Dagon, in the dead lands:
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someone: hey what’s that thing you like???
me:
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