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Post Bridgerton tidbits, easter eggs, and random things I've noticed or just thought of during a rewatch of Season 1.

*also I've read the The Duke and I, so there might be a few related spoilers in there.

I can spot Bridgerton House in the Grosvenor Square aerial view due to the Wisteria, but which house is Featherington? Do Danbury and Hastings also have homes in Grosvenor Square? Or do they live in another square? I would like more clarity on this.

The bee is relevant. That's all I'll say. Spoilers are everywhere anyway.

The 'goof' of the yellow line is literally barely there for a second. It never took away from my interest and it was in no way distracting....imo at least.

The opening sequence (that is only in ep. 1) gives me big GoT vibes.

Portia is so extra, but I LOVE her....and I will die on that hill.

It's funny that Anthony begrudges poets, eccentrics, and second sons, yet Benedict, his brother who is a second son, is about to become a painter.

Berbrooke inspires the same level of discomfort every time he is on screen. I hope the actor portraying him doesn't get the Joffrey treatment.

At first I thought Anthony was greeting Simon with a friendly nod after they embraced, but I actually think it was kind of a bow, acknowledging his new rank as Duke. Ok. Ok. Respect my dude.

I compared Daphne to Amy from Little Women in my reactions. She has a deep awareness of her place in society and how little choice she has in her "duty." There is also a distinct ruthlessness to her and I fucking love it. This is a Daphne appreciation zone, btw.

Marina freaking out over her sheets is a bit odd in retrospect. I feel like I'd notice a lack of blood while using the restroom rather than not seeing it in my sheets...also if it's on your sheets, it's also probably heavy enough that you would feel it coming out.....but wtf do I know?

Anthony knew Simons dinner invitation was a scheme and his silent seething is fucking golden to watch. Jonathan Bailey is kind of my shit now.

Based on the cover art for the series I knew I was supposed to root for Simon and Daphne. I don't normally go for the obvious but fuck....I've raged on plenty and could go on more about their chemistry. The fact that they start out with this perfect mix of intrigue and adversarial banter is made better because of the beauties portraying them. I'm all in for them. No shame.

It honestly burns my asshole that Anthony really went to fuck Sienna one last time before breaking it off and telling her to leave so rudely. I would feel sick, betrayed, and violated. And fucking RAGE.

Like:

Anyway. Back to Bridgerton.

Portia slapping Marina sits wrong with me. Theres something about it that just makes me cringe.

Why was Simon on the "Dark Walk?" Why was he adjusting his coat and sleeves? I know he's meant to be a rake but dang.

In one or some of the interviews with Regé and Phoebe, they mention that the fireworks in that first dance sequence were all timed accordingly so they had to get it right the first time, but also that it was their favorite scene to shoot. I adore the actors the same as the characters. I swear it.

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Is it terrible that I fast forward through the scenes with Simons father? It's just constant trauma with that motherfucker and, FUCK, we consume enough traumatic and toxic shit as it is on a daily basis. I'm watching this for JOY and P-L-E-A-S-U-R-E.

I legit feel vicarious jealousy for Daphne when I see Simon leaving the bedroom of another woman he clearly knocked over....even if he and Daphne aren't TOGETHER together yet. It's too late. I know too much now.

Colin is gold. Consistently.

I really just need a reason to quote "You'll have to be more specific. A great deal goes on in a mind as quick as mine." I guess that means I should do something that merits someone asking me what I was thinking 🙃

In another universe...I would like to see Simon x Anthony. Those hot mfs could be hot for each other and it would be hot for everyone watching. I'm just saying, I'd ship it

I still think that spin Regé did was improv. I legit want someone to ask about that in an interview.

I could watch that head butt on repeat. No lies.

They kind of made a point to show exactly where Simon hid his letters to his father....

Most days I would rather play than promenade....but I'm feeling the pangs of this pandemic and I want to PROMENADE!

I think Eloise shows her layers better with Benedict than with anyone.

Daphne is clearly an Amy, but is Simon a Laurie? I'm going to think more on this.

Yes, I even skip to next episode without watching "Speak, you fucking monster." Fuck his daddy.

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That man and fucking gloves. I bet her naked arm was cold though. I would have felt unsteady with one arm exposed and one open, but hey. Das jus me.

So apparently the spoon has it's own instagram.....I've yet to find it though.

I really liked Marinas dresses before she started wearing Featherington colors.

No lies, I jam out to this version of 'Bad Guy' on my way home from work. It makes me feel like a boss while also helping sooth my road rage.

Is there a difference in the social acceptance of the work that Delacroix and Sienna do? All of the nobles must go to both the Modiste and the opera. It seems the Modiste is viewed as more 'respectable', but why? They both dally with nobles, that's for sure.

Yeah, I fast forward through Simon and Sienna too because, you know, jealousy and all.

Her description of that painting makes me want to jump off this hamster wheel and go on a relaxing vacation.

At what point did my girl Daph take her glove off? I feel like the bare hand touching is scandalous. She got it back on quick though. Does that matter?

Why are there seashells on that platter? Surely there's not a critter inside. They look decorative.

Portia is so much smarter than her character gets get credit for.

Simons masturbation instruction wasn't so much informative as it was just plain horny. I mean he pretty much just told her which direction to go and wing it from there, but hearing him describe the feeling of reaching climax in that low, slow growl made me feel many kinds of ways. I vow to never fast forward through that!

Eloise and Bennie make me want to hang out on a swing at night.....in Summer though.

White roses have entirely new symbolism for me now.

Yooooo. I'm just seeing that Siennas performance dress is in the same material Delacroix said she was using for that Cowper bitch.

Aye, Simon deserved to look sick and jealous. That dress, hair, and fan Daphne wore after being ditched by Simon is my 2nd favorite of her formal looks. She came to kill and she did just that.

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Well I've learned that I apparently know dick about peerage, ranking, and titles in English Aristocracy.

This angle of this scene was not actually in the show but I have seen this picture everywhere. Simon was not present at court! I swear it.

But I think her fantasizing about Simon on her neck and ear was much hotter.

Ah the boxing match. This is the 3rd time Daphne ignored the prince because Simon sidetracked her. 3rd time's a charm babeeeee!

I don't like Daphne rooting against Will when he is so #teamdaphne

Anthony's character growth regarding the women in his family seems kind of abrupt but also necessary.

I feel sorry for the Hastings staff. How fucking unstable those jobs must be.

I want to see more of Benedict cutting up with the working class. Period. He'll be the woke, hipster brother in no time.

I also want to wear Siennas outfit at the Trowbridge ball for Mardi Gras next year. Again, fuck this pandemic. I'm missing my favorite holiday and vacation.

For Penelope to not know where babies come from, she sure knows what an affair is..........

So look. Daphne leaving that necklace behind was another goof. It had to be. In an interview Phoebe said she thinks Cressida took it....so I'll go with that.

The garden scene is pretty close to the book....except in the book Anthony caught them with Daphnes whole titty being out. So yeah....glad they left that part out of the show.

I want to get drunk and naked and paint. All that. At the same time.

Season 2.... I need Will to tell Simon to fuck off one time.

The duel aggravates me for some reason.

I mean if Simon wanted to object he really should have just died. (Obviously, not really. I do adore him.)

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I hope they didn't actually wear the fucking corsets to bed. If I fall asleep in my bra, I'm pissed when I wake up.

I really will miss the prince.....but I just did not want him with Daphne....or Cressida. Shit.

This drunk mf! Maybe Simon is a Laurie. He lacks the youthful playfulness, but he definitely has the drunken moodiness down.

I maybe have a theory. Maybe.

Seeing how little Lord Featherington gives af about anything really fucking annoys me this time around.

Simon says feminist shit sometimes.....

Daphne and Simons story make me want to find love and Bennys story makes me want to fuck around and heaux out.

I really thought Marina was Whistledown for a while. Can you believe it?

I want to know what fucking song that is playing when they're getting married....I need that one on my playlist.

I got sad when I saw the lobsters at their reception. Made me think of the crawfish I won't be getting this season.

Anyway,

Irrelevant but I just noticed Regés ear piercing on their carriage ride to the inn. Small detail but I look at that specimen with the most attention every time.

"I'm not angry!" Emphasized by hitting the chair.

Now that I know they had an intimacy coordinator, I find myself looking for evidence of it. Like a touch that looks too choreographed.....or maybe I'm just a horndog.

Untying the corset?!? Ok. This is an R Rated Laurie vibe.....except Simons woody gets fulfilled.

No, seriously. Go rewatch that scene in Little Women. You see a dick jump at the end.

I love that this ends with Daphnes sexual awakening. And it very much looks like something WOKE UP in her.

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So I'm assuming Clyvedon is the Hastings Country Seat in the show (it is in the books but the Duke had many estates attached to his title and I'm not sure the show is going with that or not.) So where is the Bridgerton Country Seat. More things I need them to elaborate on next season.

Mrs. Colson was unnecessarily rude to Daphne. Just my opinion. I mean I know Daphnes nobility isn't as highly ranked as Simons (until they married) but she didn't have to treat her like a country bumpkin.

I know there are other characters in the show, and I love them too, but this episode is Simon and Daphne. Period.

It's the horniest episode by far.

It's also a bit on the tragic side.

I hated watching Penelope and Marina in their mental states though. They were both cracking at the edges.

Gretna Green.

A theory I've been stewing on: Simon still struggles with his speech well into adulthood and that is something they kept from the books. Regé is just such a nuanced actor that I wasn't sure at first. When Simon struggles as an adult he just stops talking and will go silent or clear his throat....just something to hide it. When he has serious moments with Daphne, you'll notice a break in his mouth or a slight choke back, and even sometimes a freeze. I think emotionally charged moments trigger that for him and it's rooted to his childhood and his cruel ass daddy.

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Simon wanting to detain Daphne because she's "his wife" ugh. Still tastes bad the 2nd time around.

Lady Danbury's party for the married ladies the greatest highlight of this episode. Gawd knows there were not many.

Daphnes dress for that party is my number one favorite dress of hers. My obsessed ass is trying to recreate it with a modern twist. It. Will. Happen.

I'm telling y'all Anthony and Simon would be fuckin in another universe. It's so funny how that man is hot with 2 fictional siblings.

But that tender moment he and Daphne share.....before it goes sour.....I could watch that dhit on a loop.

Also the song playing in the background of that scene is "Love in the Dark" by Adele.

The song lyrics in their entirety could literally be Simons message to Daphne this episode. The chorus goes I can't love you in the dark/Feels like we're oceans apart, hence the title of the episode.

I've said before that I think Daphne and Marina have oddly parallel storylines....this episode solidifies that. First they have their sham/trap relationships. Then the ongoing reproductive lies, Daphne starting her period while Marina tries to terminate her pregnancy. At least they found buddies in each other. Two ruthless bitches just trying to get by.

I mean I guess even a feel-good show has to fuck you up sometimes.

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I hope Marina starts to love her new man.

I really want Sienna to be part of Season 2. I like the actress.....even though I know there are different plans for Anthony.

I'm curious to see Wills fallout for taking part in Featheringtons hustle. Will Simon have go get involved, and if so, to what extent? I'm going with all of the above on this one.

In the books Simon and Daphnes first child is a girl, not a boy. They've followed the books pretty well but also deviated and expanded in some good places. I hope they don't use this change as a setup for them to lose their child. I know that sounds grim.....but this show has gotten kind of fucked up to be fair.

Also I've decided that I need Eloise to like the ladies. I'm confident that Benny is my stoner/artistic/bisexual twin.

I want to learn more about Lady Danburys life. Who is Lord Danbury? Is he alive? Do they have children? Grandchildren?

And I need Violets meddlesome ass to get a man. Please tell me widows in this society can still go off!

Honestly I know my babes still gotta have some drama.....but please let Daphne and Simon keep turning up the heat and giving us something to BURN for. In a good way. Pulling a bit from a Regé quote, I hope Simon keeps his mouth full (of Daphne) season 2....and I can't wait to see Daphne grow into her sexuality and womanhood.

Now gif spam of some of my favorite moments:

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So....I'm still 100% hooked and rewatching Bridgerton.....but tonight, I'm watching #Malcolm&Marie

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Literally, my favorite dress.

Bridgerton (2020-) | Daphne Bridgerton’s Ladies Night dress in “Oceans Apart”

requested by @luluthecatprincess

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Proud to say I've never purchased Chikfila in my life! I'm more of a Popeyes girl....also I'm from Kentucky and our local fried chicken options leave no room for large franchises. Indis Chicken Keel sandwich is the real deal!

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 8

So the finale is here.

And baby do we need some resolutions.

This one is titled "After the Rain"

I hope that's a good thing.

Couples montage then lonely Violet. She was blissfully in love with her husband, that's for sure. 8 facking kids worth.

Yes Simon and Daphne are a love match....but they are ripping my heart out right now.

Why are they being so cold?!?!

Way to reference the ruse Daphne. Ugh.

I'm glad that King Granville is here.

Yes push those assholes together.

That shoulder touch. See, irresistible. They are all about each other.

The very picture of devotion, indeed.

Benny and Eloise!!!!

She's wearimg that ugly neck thing again.

No Benny, she thinks Delacroix is Whistledown.

What?!?! Francesca is coming back.

Oh Marina you still pregnant.

Now you shipping Penelope and Colin. That's not weird or anything seeing as you were ready to trap his ass.

Something is amiss!

For Violet to be so wise with her sons, she's awfully thick when it comes to Daphne. I just don't understand.

Daphne is done done done with Violets advice.

I ain't mad at her.

Aww Portia is trying to finesse her way back in. Violet can't stand her.....

Okay Daphne! Let's just hand out all kinds of forgiveness today.

Oh shit. Sir Crane!

Daphne and Portia are GONE!

Ooooh her beloved is dead dead dead.

Yeah girllllllll. All that time you thought he abandoned you. And he was at war.....shit.

What a pill.

I'm glad Daphne has some kind of friend.

Daphne and Marinas storylines are kind of bizarrely parallel.

Jesus Eloise, wtf!

Awww she's trying to save her friend.

I don't think Delacroix is Whistledown.

Oh this is so uncomfortable.....Benny on the low shit.

That shoulder shrug was cute.

"Lock. The door "

Where you going Daphne....what you doing?

Your Graces.

Awww Daphne is still trying.

Damn Simon if she deserves it, step up and give it to her.

Will and Alice ❤

Aw shit Will took Featheringtons bait.

This can't be good.

The deed to the crib?!

This man is out of his mf mind.

Stop it with Anthony and Sienna already!

Simon knows Will is up to something..........

Oh shit he's still there.

Marina you better marry him.

You a damn fool.

Good luck.....you're missing tf out I think.

Right, Portia, right.

Oh she definitely still pregnant.

What are you looking for Daphne?

Ooooh she found the letters he wrote to his father.

And she's reading the mfs.

Oh man.

Yeah girl. It's fucking awful.

Here we go again with hoe ass Anthony.

Under the bleachers. Okay you freaks.

And Will throws the fight.

Featherington is so full of shit and those bookies know he played them. That is going to go horribly. I guaranfuckingtee it.

Simon knows whats up....but he's in no position to judge ANYBODY right now.

Daphne getting serious insight.

I appreciate the relationship between Daphne and Lady Danbury.

She needs someone to be straight with her.

She's giving that mother-in-law type advice and I love it.

You really out here judging him Simon.

Will fucked up but he's still right! Worry about your wife and your life! What's this really about?!

Oh Portia...don't get too excited.

That shits coming back around.

Breakfast together. Is this progress?

Daphne has a peace about her.

She ain't giving up on her man.

To Bridgerton House they go to see Dear Francesca.

Simon is so charming. He is duplicitous af!

Suddenly everyone is just cool with everything. Okay.

Must be the edibles.

Yes girl, look at your hot husband. He is impressive.

Um. Eloise. I think you're wrong boo.

Everybody doesn't have the advantages you have homie! I'm glad Penelope checks her when she gets on that high horse.

Simon with the kiddos just laying it on thick for my girl Daph. Teasing the fuck out of her.

Even Anthony looks all proud and shit.

Delacroix still finds away to shade Portia and it's hilarious.

He lost her mf dowry.

Yes Marina. The bun is still in the oven.

Hastings house is lavish af!

Gawd that picture.

This is not the end. No. No. No.

I share in the doctors exasperation.

Idk what the fuck has happened to Anthony to turn him on his head like this.

Ok mf! You know what, take Sienna to the ball.

Finally giving her the love she deserves from you.

Oh look at these assholes looking at themselves.

"You wound me."

She's light roasting him again and it's lovely.

Come on my babies. Get it together. Y'all are precious.

Also if I ever marry, I want a regal ass portrait like that.

She wants to dance with her man. Same, girl. I want to, and I want you to, too.

Oh we have classic bantering Simon and Daphne.

Come. On. Already.

Fix it.

Fuck....the way they look at each other.

Welp. Party time.

Noooo not one LAST dance.

Ok Will flexed for his baby.

Simon still looking all judgy. Man you better get your own house in order.

Eloise is a living doll, but she's not here for the fellas just yet....or maybe ladies. Or maybe nothing at all. We'll see with her. Just not yet.

I appreciate the evolution of her and Daphnes relationship.

Aww Mr. Finch.

Portia flexing. "The Duchess extended an invitation, personally." She made sure they knew how connected she was.

They're still roasting her wack ass husband though. But fuck him.

Yep he's fucked.

Wtf does Benny do at these balls?

Awe Colin and Penelope.

Penelope bout to confess.

Well Colin killed that. Like dead in the water.

Ya boy is going to Greece.

Sorry Pen. The confession must wait.

Shes devastated. Hell nah she ain't dancing.

Oh Eloise...now is not the time.

Eloise got all that tea!!!!

Hold up this footman looks cheeky. More of him maybe.

Anthony bout to scoop his lady......SIKE.

Sienna pitting an end to this shit.

Anthony you've let her down one too many times.

And Sienna apparently has no desire to put on airs.

Are you sorry though?

And wtf do you do now?

Toss the flowers. Check.

Aww she saved Whistledown.

What a peach.

Come on assholes. Look at y'all looking at each other.

And he still plans on leaving.

Lady Danbury out here dropping wisdom. Listen, Simon, listen!

I honestly do think it's different for them. I think it's different for everyone.

Oh Daphne, Violet is dropping hot ones this time.

What a fucking pep talk.

And now they dance!!!!!

Its that slo-mo smoldering stare for me.

More rain?!

Daphne letting that shit wash her worries away. Go girl.

I mean y'all are cute but this is Daphne and Simons moment.

Cheers to the cane of Lady Danbury.

Danbury put everyone out. Her matchmaking and scheming never end.

At least Simon stayed in the rain with her.

Look at them.....

She told him bout the letters!!!!

Idk man. This love confession is on par with "I burn for you."

She wants to stay with you and love you every day. Man you have a rider. Y'all have dragged each other through the shits. Y'all need this rain.

But there's this lovely thing called a choice.

You really just gonna let her walk away this time and NOT follow her?!

Fucking hell.

Meanwhile at Featherington house.

Oh fuck.

Lord Featherington is dead. I knew that shit was going to blow up.

Fuck. Poor Portia.

Daphne just chilling.

Oh. Ok. Here comes the Duke.

Oh come on Simon. Yes you do. You know EXACTLY what to do.

Nothing else matters when y'all tangled up in them sheets.

They are just so tender!

Yes! Take it to the bed.

Daphne kissing on Simons neck and wanting to give him pleasure and affection >>>>>>>>

A million times over. Its fucking hot. Look at her honing her skillset.

Ride the mf girl!

Ok then! Flip that ass!!!

Out here long stroking the fuck out of her. Got dang.

Oh now you bout to hit that ecstacy.

Is a "congratulations" or "good job" in order?

These beautiful assholes!!!!

I just love them.

All this build up for Simon to ejaculate inside Daphne....but so worth it.

Awww poor Penelope.....

Eloise is convinced Whistledown is Delacroix.

I do love Portia.

Her and Marina grew to an understanding I think.

Marina girl, I think you're making a wise choice marrying your baby daddys brother. Just saying.

Who tf inheriting the Featherington Estate? And have we met them?

Hyacinth is forever in my heart.

Simon and Daphne got that glowwwwww.

Awwe Anthony is all broken up over Sienna.

Ahh yes Anthony, a loving union is the problem. I'm ready for your drama Hoe.

Aha! I knew Delacroix wasn't Whistledown.

Ooooh Eloise!

And you saved her ass.

Really?!?! Pen?!

I can see it a bit.

Aww Daphne is having a baby!!! She got her wish!!!

Simon looks equal parts terrified and amazed.

Aw yall keeping the alphabetical name tradition. How fucking cute.

But you know what, I'm here for it and I find myself satisfied.

And also thirsty!

That's why I went right back and started the series right over again. Yes I did. And I'm proud of that.

Now I will start the books and obsess about season 2.

What a beautiful much needled ride during these times. I feel alive again.

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 7

The name of this episode is Oceans Apart.

That does not give me hope after the heartbreak of the last episode.

This passive aggressive bullshit they're doing.

It's fun though. Her aggressively and loudly playing piano forte while he's right outside shooting....and they're purposely taunting each other. That's peak couples drama right there. I stan.

If looks could fucking kill.

They are so fucking petty, it's hilarious. I appreciate the snark after the recent blows.

Ok controlling Simon is not a good look AT ALL.

He has these little glimmers of malevolence in him and I do not appreciate that shit.

Sick burn Daphne.

Welp she got the Colin news.

Now see.....he seemed supportive up until he said he wouldn't let her out of his sight.

I. Don't. Like. It.

I'm glad she pushes back.

What's Whistledown talking about now?

Violet is shooting daggers at the Featherington clan.

All this shaming.

Aww Eloise getting her hems lowered.

I wish they would take the fluffy shit off her neck.

Delacroix speaks the gospel and I adore her.

Yep even the Bridgertons are feeling the heat.

Well that's a no for Marina. Oooh I don't know how she flexes out of this one.

These cutting looks they're giving each other are eating me up.

She dead ass slammed that door in his face.

You not controlling her, no sir.

Colin really still out here trying to see her.

Anthony is growing on me.....kind of.

Benny's back! My babe.

Daphne here to save the day. Sorry Anthony.

Shes about to use her title to FLEX!

Oh she's passive aggressively shading her mother.

Colin you need to be grateful you have people to save your reckless ass.

Daphne and Colins relationship is legit caring and it gives me joy in these hard times.

Awww she's gonna help you see Marina. Even though she was hustling you homie.

Simons depressed so now he wants to get beat up.

Will is #teamdaphne and I love that.

Take advice from a good husband Simon. Will and Alice probably have the healthiest relationship on this show.

Go to your wife man.

Daphne can't sleep and Simon is coming in like a late night creep.

Girl. You are not slick.

He saw you.

Y'all still care.....

Please don't fight.

"With whom? You wound me." There is only Daphne.

Y'all are both so thick in the head. You don't love me. You don't think there's anything left.

How about we start letting the other say what THEY think .... not what they think the other thinks. See, headache.

That smolder.

Yes!!! Kiss!!!!!

Fuck that escalated nicely.

It's like they legit cannot resist each other and its so fucking hot.

Hell yes!!!! I love a man that uses his hands. Good fucking goodness.

This man really aims to please and its everything a woman could hope for.

Omg. Omg. Omg. He's eating her on the steps. That man is a gawd.

But no sex.

This got grim quickly.

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk.

They both complicate the shit out of things.

Love doesn't have to be that hard.

Y'all give me that good angst though.

Oh Colin you hopeful fool.

Damn did they bring her there just to drag her?

Good for you Marina.

This is still fucked up though.

Colin is a real deal hurt.

Lessons in honesty. A lot of these characters need those lessons.

Aw Daphne feels bad for Marina.

Oh Violet and Colin. You're both right.

Ok Duke and Duchess. Y'all some assholes.

Yes Violet....there is trouble in paradise.

Benny, Granville, Lucy....don't be weird Benny.

I love the awkwardness of Eloise when she's with the queen.

The goat Lady Danbury has blessed us with her presence.

These 2 fucking assholes.

Oooh a ladies party. I'm intrigued. Girls night is always a FUCKING RIOT! in the best possible way.

Eloise reassuring Penelope is nice.

Portia, girl. You full of that shit.

Well that's fucking embarrassing.

Fucking Basket Weave Head Cressida.

Get her ass Daph.

Okay so he is definitely looking at her with admiration. She's a lil firecracker and he loves it. Go get your wife Simon.

Oh Violet you have no idea.

Fuck Daphne is finally snapping on her mom for not teaching her shit.

Ooooh Danbury saw it all.

And she knows you full of shit Violet.

Gawd Lord Featherington is the most nonchalant mf around and the world is literally crumbling around him.

I almost envy that level of dgaf.

Welp the Duchess is here.

For Marina.....sorry Portia. You're still fucked.

Daphne here befriending her in a time when everyone else is ridiculing her. My girl. My girls. That makes me happy.

Oooooh she's trying to help her find her baby daddy.

Yes girl. I too bury myself in work when my personal life is in shambles.

Daphne is like "he's gonna take care of this baby. End statement" Homegirl is fiercer by the day and I love it.

I don't like someone as grimey as Lord Featherington anywhere near Will Mondrich.

Of course he's here on some hoe ass cheat shit.

He's going under and he's trying to take Will with him.

Fuck your finesse game. He will lay you out mf.

This desperate asshole.

Don't do it Will.

I hate their distance.

Daphne is on a mission though.

Ooooh this intro music. Throwing back to my high school days.

And fuck. Daphnes dress. That may be my favorite yet.

They're here to get drunk and fuck shit up and I'm 100% jealous and here for it.

Daphne you deserve that shit.

The Duke and the Viscount are electric.

As soon as its safe, I'm partying like this! End of discussion.

Daphne out here fishing for info and getting schooled on the painful reality of some marriages.

Kitty ran that shit back. At least she's trying to be helpful.

I rather think Lady Danbury is the victor as well.

The 2 rakes.....

They're just cooking the fuck out of each other. Whyyyyyyy?!?!

Their fight was epic though.

Simon really enjoys getting beat on. I swear by it.

Daphne coming in all wobbly and tipsy. Somebody fix this girl some food.

We have all been there and sometimes it's a relieved tiredness from a night well spent. I miss that shit man.

Ooooh they've spotted each other.

He lying girl. Ya brother beat that ass one time.

Aww look she's tending to him.

The way he just lets his face rest in her hand.

This song. What is this song? I know this song. Either Lana Del Rey or Adele.

Fuck me. This is so tender.

It really is like they can't resist each other.....even when they're on the outs....which appears to be all the fucking time now.

Yes pull her into your lap!

Fuck they're just so in love.

Kissssssssssssssss.

"Why will you not unfold yourself to me?" Fuck. Just keep breaking my heart.

Nowwwwwwwwww Simon wants to share.

Yes Daphne. Correct his shit every time he tries to act like he didn't lie.

And question the ridiculous of his vow to his father at every turn.

Fuck she's gone cold.

And he's cracking at the seams.

Danbury!

Don't do it Will!!!

I've missed the messy ass queen.

Gawd just talk to each other you idiots.

Still no blood.

Eloise is determined she's gonna figure out who Whistledown is. I think she can.

I love Penelope in pink.

Marina has faith in nothing....

What the what Anthony.

He's actually being an insightful big brother.

Go off Eloise!!!

She looks excellent. And that shit is off her neck.

Better late than never Violet.

Aww her belly.

Just fix it y'all. Shit.

Oh now you wanna talk Benny?

Granville breaking down his arrangement to Benny is such a vulnerable moent.

Ahhhh Oceans Apart.

Granville is a KING and I adore him.

Benny getting learned. That's for sure.

Eloise is so hyped.

And the queen is not amused......oooohh and she's firing Eloise. What?!

Benny and Eloise, yes!

Oh Marina trying to eliminate her pregnancy......whew.

What you doing Benny?

Y'all sneaking around and it's beautiful.

Because Delacroix is his friend.

I wish she would break her accent for Eloise....but I understand why she doesn't.

Ahhhh she thinks Delacroix is Whistledown.

That's a workable theory.

Not Anthony and Sienna again.

Yep Marina is definitely trying to do that.

Oh my God yes. I love a sweet moment.

Oh shit.

Well this can't be good. Nope. Marinas laid out.

Oh fuck Daphne.

Her heart is breaking all over again.

Yes girl cry in your mothers arms.

Fuck his watering ass eyes hearing her cries.

Why are they like this?

Why are they doing this?

Jesus this ended brutally.

Once again, closing with happiness. One episode left and I still have faith in these assholes.

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 6

It has taken me a while to do this. But I write this shit down so....

I wonder if they got busy in that carriage.

Probably.

Ok Clyvedon! Y'all are definitely not in the square anymore.

Aww Mrs. Colson. You're so proper and ready to show off and he's just trying to break that back in.

Gahh that place.

Ok Simon, go off!

Aw we're really just diverting there.

You really don't want to know Hyacinth.

Eloise is not here for the shits.

Oh, Colin. You fucking idiot. The one time Violet and Anthony are in agreement.

Colin you happy, dumb boy.

Brothels though?

Colin has a point. He is older than Daphne.

To be fair Colin and Daphne are both getting okie doked.

You horny mfs. I love it.

"You are already Duchess of all this." Yes please.

Ooooh that flip and the way he patted at her hips. They are too good.

Aw Daphne is trying to be proper and Simon is like "fuck all that."

Your Graces.

Jeffries dgaf about this damn honeymoon.

Oh Daphne, she just wants to show you around without YOUR commentary.

Redecorating? Didn't she say she did a bunch of improvements?

"A perfect Duchess." Ok you shady bitch.

Yeah that nursery shit is coming back.

All dressed up and no where to go.

"You're so far away." He wants his WIFE!

They have no chill and the staff don't know how to react.

Mrs. Colson absolutely does not approve.

Girl he hates that place. Gut it!

This man and the way he takes off gloves. Good fucking gawd.

Their poor staff.

I swear I swear I swear that man man is living, breathing, dripping seduction.

Well shit take it outside then.

Queue the rain.

Yes. Remove the wet clothes. ALLUM!!!!!

He is the king of playin with it. And I fucking love it.

"Do you like this?" Fuck yes! Talk. To. Me.

I wonder how many orgasms this man has caused.

"Tell me what you want." Keep talking, yes.

And by "you" she meant that dick.

"Does that hurt?" No boo, it sure doesn't.

But your ignorance on the subject does. Him taking advantage of your ignorance also does.

I love love love Simon but I'm having a harder time with his evasion now that they're actively getting busy.

She's bound to figure it out though, right?

Ahh they're still hot af to me.

Oh shit they're still going.

That picnic. Omfg. Flippin that ass like.....

Head on a ladder?!?!?! Get you some Daphne. Oh sweet Simon....

Sex on a ladder too.

They're really like "fuck the staff." And the staff is like "haha, keep fuckin."

Don't go there Mrs. Colson....

Welp.

That shoe dropping. Gawd yes.

Daphne really went from knowing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to getting that Grade A like a beast.

Though Simon is obviously a withholder, the man is sexually attentive and attuned to her physical desires. He comes to please, indeed.

That tangle.

Ok, girl tell Rose your business.

I do love Rose. I want more of her.

"His physical inability to have children." Oh the sting of lies and ignorance.

"Difficult entanglement." Go head Rose.

Oh Colin, you fucked up lil buddy.

Hyacinth is a treasure.

I like that Violet does try to be supportive.

Penelope and her passive aggressive ass is saucy.

She's mad af.

The sisters do crack me up.

Penelope is dripping salt.

Oh Eloise. They really are putting you out there homie.

Awkward Marina.

Portia is mf hyped! She is all about that social climbing.

But she's gotta negotiate the bag before she pop tags on new Dresses.

Aw shit Marina caught Delacroix. Her French accent was a bit cartoonish.

Curious Eloise.

Oh children.

Oh poor oblivious Daphne. Simon, help your wife.

A fucking tie. Bitch they gotta kill them to eat them. Simon, again, help your wife. Tell your wife THINGS!

Y'all fucking dumb off all that sex and living in la la land apparently.

Well somebody liked his evil ass daddy.

Diplomatic Daphne.

Another sprinkle of kids....and pregnancy too.

I saw that longing look.

Aww she's worried he's hurt by being around children. If only you knew.

"I thought only of you." Really, mf?! As you keep up this lie.

She's so optimistic about her circumstances.

He's lucky he's beautiful. And that I pity him a bit. Because he's a motherfucker.

How did you get so lucky? Well you're lying to your wife and she doesn't know how sperm works sooooooo there's that.

What a beautiful expansive scene though.

Penelope is PISSED.

No belly yet.

Passive. Aggressive.

Oh this dinner is so awkward.

Portia you are not subtle at all.

Anthony is still CLEARLY not here for this engagement.

Oh is she about to snitch.

Well shit. She's kind of snitching.

Aww. He thinks your such a good friend, but hes got this.

You're sneaky and he's stupid.

Marina is hustling.

Eloping is always a grand idea. Colin you fucking dummy.

Marina is so relieved.

Aw where's Simon?

Sad Daphne is not a good look.

Grouchy workaholic Simon is not a good look either....but he does have a lot of responsibility in all fairness.

Mrs. Colson is so sick of Daphne.

Homegirl is just trying to find her footing. At least Rose stays supportive.

Have I said how much I love Rose?

Damn no one wants to talk to Daphne.

Aw she's befriended the pregnant lady with the screaming toddler.

I'm glad someone is finally explaining shit to Daphne. She can't grow if she don't know.

Too busy for his wife now......I'm not liking this vibe.

Aw she's trying to hash it out with Mrs. Colson.

Oooh she's looking for guidance about Simon.

He really hasn't told her shit about his life.

The power dynamic of their relationship is frustrating.

All this talk of being barren.....

She misses Simon's mama.

Strong seed got her thinking!

Penelope you sneaky, lying ass....what are you up to?

She has hope yet again. She about to expose her mother.

She ain't giving up.

Marina is damned and determined to marry Colin.

Oh Marina went there THERE.

You're gonna see your wife, Your Fucking Grace.

Stressy Simon is such a grouch.....but I'm not judging. I'm the same way.

But when they're affectionate, fuck.

He really just tossed her up on that desk like "Fuck work."

And he proceeded to fuckin work that mf thang.

How many people in the world are fucking like crazy right now because their significant others stay turned on by this show.

If I were not single, I would most definitely be pouncing on my partner ALL. THE. TIME.

Ok. Back to the show.

That was a mighty aggressive pull-out.

Relatable Simon. I too like foods after fucks.

Oh shit Daphne connecting the dots.

Rose out here saving the day like usual.

Well at least Daphne knows where babies come from now.

Everything is about to shatter, amrite?

She can't even hear a word he says. She feels so betrayed.

The piglet.

Dat ass though. And those shoulders.

Yeah that's gonna be a no tonight.

Oooh and now he wakes up without her.

She's fucking heartbroken.

The man she loves took away her choice with his deceit.

He allowed her to believe he was unable, not unwilling.

Would she have married him if he told the truth?

He was ready to die about the shit and still lied though.

All he ever had to do was tell her the whole fucking truth.

Everything this WOMAN knows about love and sex, she's learned from this man (and the real MVP Rose). He has literally taught her everything from the start of her sexual awakening. He knows better than anyone how ignorant she is regarding literally ANYTHING sexual in nature. I know he's insanely damaged, but this fucking hurts.

It's a unique feeling of unease and helplessness when you feel or realize you don't have agency over your own body.

An absence of the option to consent if you will.

I know this is a show, and I suppose it's doing its job because it's getting me deep into my thoughts and feelings. And I sure as a mf ENJOY THE FUCK out of watching them literally breathe in the same room with each other....among the many other things they do onscreen together. I guess I'm just heartbroken too. Shit. Plus y'all know I love tf out of my girl Daphne.

Ok back to the show again. This episode is fucking with my emotions.

Daphne is stewing!

But fuck if this isn't romantic as a mf.

These 2 fuck me up every time!

JPOLND - The End. That's this song. And this song is perfect.

Yes y'all! Rip them clothes off.

Daphne looks wild as hell. Carnal. She has a carnal look about her.

Ok bitch. Climb that mf tree then!

Is she anger-fucking him?!

Either way, he's loving it!!!

This song really is perfect.

Oh shit she's not letting up.

Fuck.

This shoe dropping?! Gawd NO!

She was literally like you took my choice so I took yours.

These fucking two.

He's hot with it for good reason for sure, but she is going in!

How the fuck could you think she knew how this worked when she didn't know what masturbation, let alone sex was until you got a hold of her?

YOU. PLAYED. ON. HER. IGNORANCE.

Maybe this conversation should have been had before y'all got naked.

They're both right in their own ways.

But they are absofuckinglutely wrong in so many of their own ways too.

He didn't ask for her pity and she didn't ask for his betrayal.

They are tearing me apart right now!

Big Sean said it best. "I guess drama makes for the best content."

I'm still rooting for them. I love growth and we still got 2 episodes left. They can't stay stuck like this, I'm sure.

Oh hey Whistledown.

Aww go to your friend.

Wtf is going on?

Are they all trying to kill me?

Aw fuck. Marina has been blasted by Whistledown. It's over.

Pure little Colin.

Oh Simon is heartbroken and Daphne.......she's desperate for a baby.

"Can the ends ever justify such wretched means?" That's a great question Whistledown. I'll have to get back to you on that.

I will close this with happiness because I refuse to accept this heartbreak.

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I have many thoughts on Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 6.

......but today has been a clusterfuck. And that mf is A LOT to unpack. I'll get to it once my brain has rested. One word that comes to mind is CONSENT. And there's a big conversation to be had about that one. I'm not even just talking about our main couple either.

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 5

Daphne sneaking in like a thief in the night.

Violet you're just hungover. Raw eggs and garlic Though?

Engaged to a Duke > Engaged to a Prince. That's it. That's Violets only thought.

Daphne you full of shit.

Awe your mama thinks the Duke got in your guts.

Well Violet, if you would actually TALK to your daughters about sex and their bodies. That is truly a tragic flaw.

She is hyped about this wedding though.

Oh Queen...no triumph for your messy ass.

Poor Prince Cormac (I know it's Friedrich).

Oh this is a scandal babe!

Daphne is not here for your childish shit today Eloise.

I kind of really feel bad for the prince and I want him to find a good lady. He's so pure.

Hyacinth little nosey ass.

Really Simon? Late and Drunk? Tear that mf up Lady Danbury. Somebody needs to.

She's trying to be kind....

God the way he looks at her!!! The way his mouth just breaks open is like armor cracking. He loves her truly.....fuckboy just doesn't know how to show it.

Ooooh he pulled his hand away. That hurt.

Fuck you Anthony. Delacroix is intervening now. I love her grifter ass.

Light his ass up, Portia!

Oh Penelope is full of the shade now. Poor girl.

Oh she scheming with her mama. Girl you fucking sneak.

Poor Rose is so confused. I love her though. Wedding planning is HARD!

Oh here comes this bitch Cressida!

She's holding that shit in her pocket for a rainy day. She'll bust their heads about it one day. I'm sure.

The Queen is so about the drama and the prince is just so chill. That bitch up to something.

Simon not accepting a dowry. At least they don't have to pay you to marry her. How romantic.

Oh are y'all buddies again now? Is #teamfuckboy a thing again?

Well your request for an expedited wedding got DENIED in big red letters.

Daphne bout to split a wig.

Violet being oblivious as always and Danbury breaking it all down.

The queen is being petty over her nephew.........just like Danbury says. Give her what she wants. A fucking show.

Heyyyy Benny!

Oh shit you're at the real party now.

Hello Delacroix.

Well fucking A! Get y'all some.

Bisexual Benny? Methinks yes? And I love it.

Wait...... is this an orgy? Go off Benedict.

Drunk ass Simon.....crying because he "trapped" Daphne. Boy. I feel like you're complicating the fuck out of this.

Mondrich is such a real one. This world does not deserve Will Mondrich.

Marina is determined that she's gonna trap Colin with a baby that is not his. He's just so pure that it makes me hope she fails at this. All this fucking reproductive evasion is making me uneasy.

But Portia is along for the ride.

Oh fuck, here's the King.

Its crazy to see real sentiment and love in the queen.

Aw fuck that's so sad. To watch the mind come and go in a loved one.

Daphne your ass needs to quit taking nighttime strolls.

Oh here it is. Daphne thinks he's physically unable to have children and that it's a source of great pain for him. Poor girl.

At least Rose is trying to be comforting.

And to be fair, Daphne, you fucking idiots love each other.

From the mouth of babes.

Get yo shit together Simon.

Alice always spitting hot ones. She's a babe.

Plus she's always looking out for her man's.

Aww look at Simon looking at the kids.

Let yo daddy go!

"With these knees, yes, Your Majesty." Danbury is the goat.

Gawd Daphne you are sinking at pleading to the queen.

Simon out here telling y'alls secrets. This man is wild.

Holy fuck what a love confession. It would nicer if he could SAY IT TO HER! AND LOOK AT HER!

Well the queen is biting.

Looks like someone is getting hitched!

Oooooh that music.

Gawd Simon is fine in black velvet. Fuck me he's fine in everything.

Yes look at her while you take that glove off and put that ring on.

They have completely redefined intimacy. Fuck.

Reception time.

She just wants to talk to her man.

Go away Cressida, damn.

Aww Penelope is trying to get Colin out of Marinas crosshairs.

Marina is heavy plotting.

She's really trying to seduce him and he's too honorable.

She got her proposal though.

Queen, Daphne barely knows about masturbating. She doesn't know dick about a wedding night. Pun intended.

Eloise and the queen my gawd.

Benny said don't ask don't tell.

Anthony's ass was the most against this fucking union, and now everything is kosher. Simon didn't want a dowry and now they get to be buddies again. This mf is a complete tool.

Simon, go get your wife.

Nope, just Violet with some more vague bullshit.

You call that a sex talk.

Its natural like rain. Then puppies. Bassett puppies.

Poor Daphne.

Her mom won't tell her shit about sex and her husband won't look at or speak to her.

Bitch gonna be rubbing it out on her wedding night. Poor babe.

Aww now it's time leave your childhood home. Not bittersweet or anything.

Damn he really didn't even tell her they'd be staying at an inn in their wedding night. Simon! Start telling your wife THINGS!

She took that shit right on the chin.

This mf really got separate rooms. She's pissed!

Aw...pacing together but in their separate rooms.

And she goes to the door.....he's at the door, on the other side.

Really Simon?!? DINNER?!?!

Now we're getting somewhere.

Here he goes with the kid lies again.....not feeling that shit Simon.

But fuck.

Fuck me. This love confession. If it ain't this, I don't want it.

The way he growls when he burns. My ovaries are exploding.

Yes! You burn for each other now fucking kiss!

Aw. And you're married now so you don't have to stop.

Oh my gawd. Oh my gawd. Yes. Show her more!

I just want somebody to spin me around and kiss up the side of my neck. Fuck. This shit is hot.

The artistry of that man. Yes girl yes. The touch of the chest, arms and shoulders.

Oh we throwing dirty talk in here too!

Hell yeah she touched herself. Tf you thought.

Oh my God. His face when he takes her hand. That man is God's Gift.

Her face when he took them pants off......fuck. I'm over here wishing this was Starz and we'd get some full frontal. Idc idc idc. I am horny for the Duke in every way.

They definitely romanticized what it's like to lose your virginity. It's never like that.

That fucking stroke on him though.

Daphne you new to this, but telling him you masturbated to him is a quick way to make him uhhhh....reach his pinnacle. The way he sped up when she said that shit. I was like okay now, das pretty realistic.

Ahhh the pullout method. Works every time.

And poor Daphne doesn't even know wtf a pull out is.

Well either way.

The duke makes me want to be seduced. Not just fucked. SEDUCED!

Well its only a matter of time before truth bombs get dropped, so I'm just gonna enjoy the view until we get there.

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 4

Oh they're at court.

Also she's not a commoner. She's the daughter of a Viscount.

Another Daphne brag moment, but homegirl really got the juice. She's bagging mfs over hand holding and dancing.

Violet dgaf. She's hungry now, damn it!

Oh he's buying jewelry already.

Ooooooh the way she imagines the Duke behind her. Honey yes. That scene was hot.

Too bad she came back to reality.

Hyacinth is my spirit animal.

Lady Whistledown ain't ready to write Simon off yet. She's waiting on the Dukes Hail Mary.

Shit. So am I.

I have never seen someone look so depressed in such an exquisite piece of jewelry. It's like the necklace chokes her. Testament to the acting and script for that though. It truly represents a trap.

Awww Simon is wearing that heavy bag out. I would say poor Simon, but he made this damn bed.

I love Alice and Will. They are the kind of wholesome love I need to keep my heart steady watching this damn show. She's his rider and I love it.

Alice roasting Simon over Daphne. Get. Yo. Girl. Mane.

I always cringe when a man tells a woman to smile.

Poor Marina. Portia is determined to find her the oldest mf. She's playing smart though.

Those damn dingbat sisters.

Maybe Penelope does care.

Well at least the least mean sister got a caller. They're awkward/cute.

Eloise girl, I love feathers in hair. Your one dimensional preaching is wearing me out again.

A boxing match date? I'd be down.

The prince legit seems like a nice guy. And Daphne is trying....but she's CLEARLY hung up on Simon.

Oh look Simon's losing focus on his friend because he's too focused on Daphne and the prince.

Ok mf! Take that shit off and roll them sleeves up. It turns me on too sis!

Oh look at the sweet family talk with the prince. Girl he'd give you any and everything you wanted.

But you and the Duke are just ATE TF UP about each other!

Mondrich for the win!!!!

Oh Benny. You've got a new friend. But what kind of friend? Give me more of this.

Well Anthony is smug and pleased as punch. Simons courtship of Daphne has ended. She has her perfect suitor. And Simon is leaving England to go rake and fuckboy about.

Though Simons hard slammed shot when the prince approached says he's anything but happy.

Violet always worries about the wrong shit.

Hyacinth always wants to know the good shit.

Be Hyacinth.

Oh fuck the prince is ready to propose. That shit escalated quickly.

SIMON!!!!!! Now would be a good time for that Hail Mary.

Good job Anthony. Way to realize that the women in your life have agency over THEMSELVES.

Violet always beating around the damn bush.....but she is still 100% #teamduke

Aw Daphne you're gonna break down snitching on yourself.

If it wasn't real with Simon you wouldn't be so ate up about it, and you would be rocking tf out of that necklace from the prince instead of crying.

There's a reason for the black in her outfit. For Daphne, who is normally all pastel blues, that black is her mourning. It's her 'attempting' to put to death her feelings for the Duke. And also I think mourning the loss if the bond they shared. Maybe I'm reading too much into it. But this seems like a very deliberate show with it's details.

Danbury ripping Simon open before she sends him off. Big energy.

She knows everything you thick headed mf. Why won't you just listen?! You letting your rank ass daddy live rent free in your soul.

He's so jaded it hurts.

Ayyyye this Trowbridge party looks like the real deal.

Oh gawd. Marina and the old man.

Mr. Finch and the cheese frock. Jesus who wrote this. I love it

Cressida you have been Daphnes biggest hater all season and now you're mad that she's with the prince. He was never gonna marry yo basket headed ass anyway.

Oooooh shit Simon sees the 'intimate painting' and has 2nd thoughts.

Go. Get. Yo. Girl.......Bitch.

Ooooh Benny's at the new homies spot and it's lit!

Naked models, easels, mingling between the classes. Yes indeed.

2nd sons having fun. Hell yes.

Damn Even Sienna at the ball...as a performer of course.

And Anthony looking tongue tied.

Violet....you need to chill. There take another sip.

Portia trying to shade Lady Trowbridges style is comical. Both of y'all bitches gaudy as hell.

Oh shit Phillipa lost her man.

Wtf is wrong with Lord Featherington?

And wtf are you doing Eloise?

Ayyye she just let her have it. You think servants have the time to be Lady Whistledown? I'm dead.

"Get out."

Ok Penelope with your saucy ass.

Well fuck! You just pushed him right to Marina. You played yourself boo.

Oooh the prince is about to shoot the big shot and Daphne keeps running away.

She done spotted Simon. Its over.

Fuck off Cressida.

Rip that mf necklace off girl.

Simon followed her ass outside.

"Miss Bridgerton." Motherfucker, call her Daphne.

"I came to say goodbye." Man. Go to hell.

Daphne serving those barbs. You not ready to keep playing with her.

Damn, Simon. If you're not gonna give her what she wants, get out the way.

Tell his ass sis.....even if you don't believe it yourself.

Really Simon? You stand there quiet as a mf church mouse whiles she's pleading with you to say something.....then you take off after her once she walks away from your shit

I swear.....men.....yall mfs really do shit like this. Speak up! Or...LET. ME. GO.

She's really cracking on his ass and I'm here for it....but wtf us up with his "I forbid you." Who tf are you to me? I'm glad she ain't playing with his ass.

Ooooh he called her Daphne and grabbed her.

Oh honey this is what fulfillment feels like, isn't it?

He's definitely fulFILLing her all the way up!

Oh shit Anthony caught them.

At least he finally landed some decent blows on Simon.

This RAKE ass mf still won't marry her.

Oh Simon.....for once.....Anthony is in the right and you the wrong. You are really about to die over your fucking daddy issues. Boy bye. Again.

Poor Daphne.

Wait, how did Cressida know she was in the garden?

That can't be good.

At least Benny is having a good time.

Dearest Portia, when you go looking for shit, it usually falls in your lap.

Marina keeps carrying on about Colin and Penelope is crushed.....or scheming....or both.

Aww Penelope let her hurt feelings cause a fight with her bestie. Her jealousy is seething.

Daphne still out here having to educate Anthony....though I get the need for the duel. And he still thinks he's running something.

Ooooh this is why they brought up 2nd sons.....Anthony is prepping Benny to take over. Well Benny, at least you had one good night out.

Colin caring for drunk Violet is parenting goals one day.

Oh great, now yall wanna bring Colin into the shit.

Simon raiding Wills spot for booze was so uneccesarily loud.

So Berbrooke alludes to her dishonor and Simon caves his fucking head in. Simon legit dishonors her and he's just like ,"Kay, guess I'll go get shot now." Someone get this man some therapy.

Oh great Anthony is back at Siennas door with more of his bullshit. Girl. Close that door.

No, not after you've let him in and climbed his torso. I guess y'all fuckin again.

He lost all the money and now he's fucked up.

Her face while he cried, is literally the face of every woman sick of a mediocre man's shit.

Oooh now they're all riding off into battle like the fucking idiots they are.

Colin is so pure.

I knew that Cressida shit would come back.

Well at least Anthony was willing to care for Sienna in his death....but damn mf, treat me right while WE'RE here.

Oh the dramatics of drawing a gun.

Nobody is here for Simon's weak ass apologies and I'm okay with that.

Hurry hurry Daphne.

Daphne down....but she's alright.

Call them idiots just like they are.

Simon still being a hoe about this shit. You really about let her be ostracized because you're a fuck boy.

Ultimate fuck boy line...I can't be with you because I love you too much. Fucking hell.

They do obviously love each other though.

Hold up.......you CAN NEVER, or WILL NEVER give her children. Don't play this like you have a reproductive issue.

So your reason for not marrying her is that you "can never" give her children and you know that's what her heart desires.

You playing with fire, Simon.

I wonder how much shit I let slide with his character just because he's portrayed so well by the phenomenal Regé-Jean Page.

No, I do love Simon's damaged ass. He just makes me so mad.

So the duel resumes......or not.

Daphne said, "Fuck them kids, give me my husband." Or something like that.

Well. This us an uncomfortable arrangement even though both of these idiots are in love.

Simon's evasion will most certainly come back to bite him in the ass.

But I'll be here with my popcorn and tissue, rooting for these cool kids to make it!

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 3

Ok damn we're starting with a ball. I'm jealous of these partying ass mfs! I'm telling you, I'm showing the hell out when this pandemic shit lets up. I'm drinking all the fucking Ratafia while I spin around the fucking dance floor. Ok, covid rant over.

Oh shit it's a dream.

Take. That. Glove. Off.

Just shy of a kiss......yeah this was like a wet dream for my girl Daphne. Poor girl probably don't know why she's tingling below the belly. Check ya sheets for a wet spot.

Oh shit she really does have fans again.

Ok so this:

Me to Daphne: Same girl, same.

Just try to keep your composure.

Did someone say a prince?

Wtf are you looking for Penelope? Oh letters from Marinas baby daddy, Sir George.

Penelope is a sneaky mf. Is she helping Marina out of kindness or to get her out the way?!

Oh shit! Marina has to reenter society and find a husband to pass her pregnancy off on. Yep, that's gonna work out.

All Violet cares about is the Duke.

Anthony shut the hell up. Your two cents is no longer needed or required.

*mArRy YoUr BeSt FrIeNd* seriously, Violet?! I know you mean well but damn.

Ok. Ok. Ok. Now we got some Bad Guy playing. I'm here for it.

Gahhhh their banter.

Pretend jealous Simon that is actually jealous. Yes.

Man fuck these clowns she's dancing with. Get back to THE DUKE!

"I have felt more chemistry when being fitted at the modiste." Girl.

A Prussian Prince. This should be fun.

Daphne and Simon flirting over the laws of husband hunting is peak situationship energy.

Oh it's the basket haired bitch again. Ugh. Cressida Cowper.

He set her up for failure omg. Not a snort.

Wait a minute......Cormac McLaggen, is that you playa? (Yeah I googled the shit)

Well he should be a fun foil. I just hope he's not a fucking creep. We've had enough of that shit.

Modiste gonna shank a mf! Oooh Modiste sounds more like a Miss than a Mademoiselle. She's a fake French. But why? Also I like that Sienna has a friend. Way to go my working women.

What?!?! Anthony and Duke are buddies again....maybe.

Respectful intentions. Yeah, I believe you, but intentions don't always match the outcome so......

Why you running Anthony? You left her.

Oh hell no. Sienna girl, I feel for you, but stay THE FUCK away from the Duke. I will throw these hands on Daphne's behalf. And Simon, don't entertain this fuckery!

Daphne bout to have another wet dream.

Daphne and Anthony not knowing how go turn on a stove is terribly affluent of them.

Aw Daph is asking about Simon. At least Anthony is more forthcoming this time. You're still not helping her cause though, bro.

Oooh the modiste knows Marina is pregnant. Homegirl is fond of cake though.

And Cressida strikes again. She's such an obvious villain.

Violet leave your sons alone. That's not what we're here for

"Human vases." So accurate though, now that I think of it.

Ok sneaky Penelope. At least you seem sincerely helpful.

Marina just dgaf! At all.

Lady Danbury set my boy Benny up. I want more Benedict. I really like him.

Hey Prince Cormac, I see you dropping lines on Daphne....

.....but she lost focus when she saw the Dukes ass. Go to your man girl.

Its the way she checked and patted her hair that does it for me. You look good boo, no worries. He knows you fine too!

But why are they allowed to be alone together right now?! What merits a scandalous interaction? This confuses me.

Yeah boy, I think she enjoys the jealousy too.

I think at this point Daphne and her little light roasts of Simon are an act of endearment. He seems endeared enough too.

Aww he noticed that she paid attention to his paintings. Everybody feeling all noticed.

Oh intimate is right bitch.

No, don't stop. Well I guess y'all better.

This bitch Cressida always being extra. I kinda feel bad for her thirsty ass though.

The mean Featherington sisters are kind of funny for real.

Oh shit! Simon said "fuck the opera" .... that boy in love off a hand hold. Ok Daphne bitch. You got the sauce.

Sorry Sienna. Find another Sir!!!!

So the queen wanted Daphne with the Duke at first. Now she wants her cousin the Prince to snatch her. This bitch is just messy.

No to the sister fights.

Jesus fuck, Eloise....Daphne is not trying to come at you for being different, but you sure like fucking with her. I'm glad Daphne got the clapbacks because people keep trying her savage ass.

Ah yes. Take Marina to the slums. That'll make her want to marry and fuck an old man.

Marina is about her convictions, I'll give her that.

Portia is trying to drop real knowledge on her though.

Y'all stop. Cressida is not about to bag the Prince.

*Daphne and Simon promenade*

They just get friendlier and more familiar as the scenes progress. But Gawt Damn I'll say it again. Their palpable ass chemistry hits me in all my feels. They are electric in every scene they share. It's so fun to watch.

Yes, Simon, you should marry Anthony. Wat the hell? All this marriage talk. Your situationship might be getting a lil more situation-ey.

"Physical and intangible. Both."

His fucking grin when she asked how. Omg.

You're right, Simon. Apparently these moms have shit for brains when it comes to sex. It's completely absurd.

So Daphne can recognize what is and isn't appropriate.

She real deal doesn't know what masturbating is.

Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

He's teaching her how to pleasure herself. Fuck me. I'm in puddles.

"Now that should help you....Come."

Well mf, I'm certain it will!

She's shook.

Danbury is not here for your games Simon. Get. Yo. Girl.

Aww more Benny and Eloise smoking. I love their bond.

Live your dreams Benny. Take advantage.

Hell no Eloise ain't no damn Whistledown.

Well that white rose made a comeback.

Damn Simon. You got this girl flicking the bean to your ass.

And Daphne finally 'finished' her song......among other things.

Hold up. What the fuck are you doing Simon?

Really. You're ending your fake courtship. You really gonna let the Prince slide in all because of some beef with your raggedy ass daddy. You fuckboy ass mf!

Gaaghhh the devastation on their faces. She's really fucking crying.

I'm mad at Simon.

Really the fucking Opera?!

Jesus Sienna. Stop giving this mf the time of day.

I'm beginning to understand Simon and Anthony's friendship. They are the ultimate fuck boys. Who can be more of a RAKE? In fairness, I believe Simon legitimately values those around him and hurts them to keep them at a distance. I think Anthony is just self absorbed and only out for his own pleasure, not caring who he hurts in the process.

I'm glad she sent his ass away.

Oh look, mail from Spain.

And its bad news. Baby Daddy a big ass hoe too.

Are Benny and Colin the only wholesome men in this damn show?

Awwwww nevermind. Portia and the maid played her. This devious bitch. I love her though, shit.

Mama Cowpers insulting opinions of her own daughter explain so much.

Sad Daphne just turned into Savage Daphne. I know that look. That's that newly single, hit the club up in my baddest outfit look. And that's what homegirl is gonna do.

Violet trying to get Anthony hitched now too. This poor woman lost her lover and now she wants to pair all her kiddos up nice and neat. Grief is a mf.

Simon at this ball looking like a salty bitch.

Tell his ass Queen Danbury.

Oh shit. I told y'all Daphne came to slay!

Cressida and Simon both big mad.

When she dropped that fan, all I heard was, "BOW DOWN, BITCHES."

And so they did. Gawd that look on her is killer. Just as it's supposed to be.

The chemistry with the prince isn't there. But I don't think it's supposed to be. Her heart ain't in it. But her hurt is.

Simon is sick with it! For good reason.

Whew child. They are stressing me out.

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