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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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He’s has wet cat syndrome. Someone tells him not to do something he either doesn’t understand or unfortunately has to do it.

Gotta love Jon putting himself in situations the others warned him about and then panicking about it like he didn't willingly do it to himself

Elias: No more adventures down there

Jon: Ok.

one statement later, Jon: Where the fuck am I I'm scarwd n hyperventilatjb

Basira: Don't touch the coffin.

Jon: Sure.

episodes later, Jon: I I CNAT BRWtEATH

#the magnus archives #tma podcast #jonathan sims #jon sims #silly rat man #he was warned #he dgaf #<< prev tags #wet cat syndrome #this is a joke

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.

[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]

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Me when I write the horrors sometimes.

:(

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Who is he???

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Oh that would be hilarious. I can see Taylor also being trans.

I can see Tyler being a trans dude. He just found out young that he was a little boy. His parents? Supportive. Did what they had to do to make sure he got the right stuff going on later. Taylor? Also supportive. THAT IS HER TWIN!! SHE WILL SUPPORT HIM!!!

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How I like to picture myself sometimes to be looking at people. Just full on stop what I’m doing for a few seconds and stare at someone like this before I continue

Creature behavior really.

#school bus graveyard #he look like lil creature

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#god #got me thinking of SBG #I know nothing of other countries #but would Aiden know something??? #or has he only ever been in the Americas #HES WELL TRAVELLED FOR SURE #BUT IS HE WELL TRAVELED OUT OF COUNTRY TOO???? #I HAVE QUESTIONS

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

#I never wore wool socks before #I don’t think I have anyway #I should find some #I guess they are very warm??

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can i be real? i think ao3 should die for doing a donation pool for themselves with everything going on

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Ya know, this is making a lot more sense now in my adulthood.

chronic fatigue from mental illness and neurodivergency isn't something you can just will your way out of. your nervous system is part of your body. your brain is an organ. the fatigue is real. you're not lazy. so be kinder to yourself. be gentler with your bodymind.

#I’m 21 #I’m so tired #all the time #I was wondering if something was going on that I didn’t know about but I just didn’t do anything about it

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I can see Tyler being a trans dude. He just found out young that he was a little boy. His parents? Supportive. Did what they had to do to make sure he got the right stuff going on later. Taylor? Also supportive. THAT IS HER TWIN!! SHE WILL SUPPORT HIM!!!

#school bus graveyard #sbg #tyler sbg #Taylor sbg

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?