bleedingredridinghood

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Imagine Bakugo does overseas promotions in the west and you’re the only one that he can tolerate. Pt.1

As Katsuki becomes a pro-hero and rises in popularity, his talents land him a spot for overseas promotions. Specifically to market students from America to join UA, or to recognize the strong talents that Japan has.

Katsuki was hating every second of it, from the press tours to the janky translation device in his ear. He mostly sat there in silence as the other hero’s who spoke English gallivanted one flashy quirk to another.

As he walked off another press-interview, he went straight towards the bagels and coffee. It’s not like he can do anything else sense he really can’t speak English…

“Excuse me.”

Turning his head from his half-split bagel, he turns towards you. Blinking at your presence in confusion.

“Hah?”

You looked around akwardly for a split second before letting out a forced chuckle. “Could you hand me a knife please? A girl’s starving.” Letting out a polite smile as you reach your hand out.

Jibber jabber flies pasts your lips fast as Katsuki tried to hang on to each incomprehensible word. Looking down at your hand, he pondered for a moment.

You couldn’t help but to look at his hero costume, smiling as you stood in short awe. “Wow, I’ve never seen a hero-costume like this before! Who made it?” You asked sheepishly as you tried to break the awkward tension.

In a fast motion, Katsuki points towards the badge on his shoulder—poking at the tiny Japanese flag. Suddenly your eyes widened, letting out a noise before you nod your head in understanding.

Suddenly, you whipped out your phone and started tapping away. While you were busy with that, Katsuki begun to start slicing away at his rock hard bagel.

“Why’d they give us these dull plastic knifes to cut these hard ass bagels.” Katsuki cursed under his breath as he still struggled to slice down the dough path.

“Stupid bagel, stupid press-tour, stupid people, stupid–“

Katsuki halted in his spew of anger once he felt the soft taps of your finger press against his bicep. Turning towards you once more, you shove your phone up close to his face.

Flinching back for a moment, he reads the text on your phone.

ENGLISH: Your hero costume is so cool!!

JAPANESE: ヒーローのコスチュームがとてもカッコいいですね！

Oh.

“Thank you,” he says with a short bow. You bow back, now your body language began to read differently to him. From standoffish to almost a giddy like state.

It was kinda cute.

ENGLISH: I’ve never met anyone from Japan before! What’s it like?

JAPANESE: 今まで日本から来た人に会ったことがありません！それはどんな感じ？

Reading the text again, Katsuki lets out a chuckle. Politely reaching out for your phone, you give it to him with a smile and await his response.

After typing quickly, he shows you the phone.

JAPANESE: 地震

ENGLISH: Earthquakes.

“Oh.”

Erm🥸

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You were kidnapped by a cult to provide sacrificial blood to summon a demon. They manage to finish the ritual and you see a hunky man standing at the centre of the summoning circle, looking confused as fuck, who goes from confused to enraged as he figures out you did not give consent.

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These Tiled Steps In San Francisco Glow At Night From The Moonlight

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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Families are a stupid social construct that shouldn't exist.

Get the fuck away from me with your bullshit, half-assed loyalty and liar's compassion. It's stupid and ugly and sappy. Fucking gross.

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poly relationship with sato/sugu, the three of you regularly kiss each other at the same time even though its uncomfortable, yall like it anyways.

poly relationship with sato/sugu and they have private makeout sessions by themselves.

poly relationship with sato/sugu and satoru spending triple the amount of money to satisfy you both.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where suguru pulls both you and satoru to sit into his lap most of the time, but it ends with you and satoru making out in front of him.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where you're always in the middle when walking so you can walk hand and hand with them both at the same time.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where suguru sleeps in the middle because you and satoru want to lay on his chest.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where suguru wants to provide for you both but satoru doesn't let him so satoru pretty much takes care of you both.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where it's rare that yall dont have threesomes. its never only two people having sex, the furthest yall went while being together is making out.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where people wont stop asking to "join" the relationship.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where yall just decided to just date each other because yall couldnt not date each other, yall were too into each other.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where yall moved in with suguru almost immediately to make things easier.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where they do almost everything around the house and don't make you work, you just sit around and do your cute little hobbies while looking pretty.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where all three of you have reserved spots on each others cheeks to kiss.

poly relationship with sato/sugu where you get them ready and send them off to work, the both of them blushing every single morning getting dressed and kissed by you.

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Fucked up how humanity discovered electricity and radiation and made machines and learned to make airplanes and cured diseases and our takeaway isnt that "Some Magic Is Real And Here's Why", but that magic is fake this is big boy science and it's totally not magical

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i finished reading your story and i must say that, while it's alright, there's so many plot holes because the characters made irrational decisions and didn't think logically 100% of the time. consider fixing this next time please

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“So, why are we learning martial arts at a wizard school?” “Because I’ll be damned if I lose another promising wizard to a thug with a knife again.”

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Pro-writing tip: if your story doesn't need a number, don't put a fucking number in it.

Nothing, I mean nothing, activates reader pedantry like a number.

I have seen it a thousand times in writing workshops. People just can't resist nitpicking a number. For example, "This scifi story takes place 200 years in the future and they have faster than light travel because it's plot convenient," will immediately drag every armchair scientist out of the woodwork to say why there's no way that technology would exist in only 200 years.

Dates, ages, math, spans of time, I don't know what it is but the second a specific number shows up, your reader is thinking, and they're thinking critically but it's about whether that information is correct. They are now doing the math and have gone off drawing conclusions and getting distracted from your story or worse, putting it down entirely because umm, that sword could not have existed in that Medieval year, or this character couldn't be this old because it means they were an infant when this other story event happened that they're supposed to know about, or these two events now overlap in the timeline, or... etc etc etc.

Unless you are 1000% certain that a specific number is adding to your narrative, and you know rock-solid, backwards and forwards that the information attached to that number is correct and consistent throughout the entire story, do yourself a favor, and don't bring that evil down upon your head.

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what doesn't kill you makes you deadly

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Some mega evolutions fanart!

#LOOK AT HOW FUCKING INSANE THIS ART IS #HOLY SHIT #NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

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listening to phil collins

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"Poor baby, acting like a big girl but can't even handle one inch of my cock, such a disappointment princess" He chuckles beneath you as you struggled to fit his fat cock in your tight cunny by yourself.

"I c-can do it! Just hold on for a second please" you demanded, your attention drifted to attempting on sinking down on his cock once again, mouth parted into a silent moan as you felt your cunt aching at half of his tip bearly sliding into your cunt.

"S'big daddy!" you cried out, feeling your cunt getting split apart just by the tip. His cock was so fucking huge, but it makes alot of sense considering how fucking big and beefy he is compared to your small figure. Tears start prickling in your eyes from frustration, it's so easy when he does it so why can't you?

He smirks, bringing his hand up to your face, wiping your tears away. "Aw it's okay princess maybe you'll get it next time" ,"just leave all the work to me yeah?"

You frantically nodded your head, giving up on trying since it's clearly no used. Large palms gripping onto both sides of your hips as you felt him slowly feeding your greedy cunt his cock, inch by inch.

"It's s'big daddy, hurts s'much" you cried out, feeling your cunt getting stuffed full. "I know baby I know, it's okay".

He hisses as he felt the way your pussy clench around his cock as you try to adjust to his size. He starts rutting his hips up into you unforgively, his thick veins dragging against your tight walls as he fucks himself in and out of you, burying his cock inside of you to the hilt with each thrust.

"Oh fuckkk, this little cunt is just begging to be ruined princess, my goodness" he groans, you're head falling back from pleasure while your moaning nonstop, he can't help but admire how your pretty tits bounce with each of his sharp thrusts. "Gonna fucking destroy this tight hole and fuck you so stupid" he grunts, the position had his cock dragging against your ridged walls with each thrust of his hips into you, pressing against the spongy spot inside you he knew would have you seeing stars.

Simon "Ghost" Riley, Toji, Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Sukuna, Bakugou, Kirishima, Todo.

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I finished this animation😋

YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

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Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will