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:( get well soon
You're a saint.
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How're you feeling, Blakey?
Ugh.... Sick?
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Are there any blue roses? Like real ones. Or do they just take the white, green, or red ones then paint them as blue?
no, blue roses don’t occur in nature- but they’re easy to make artificially. just place a cut white rose into blue-dyed water and wait a bit, and eventually the rose will be blue. also why did you ask me this
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Such tiny things can get you sick.
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Send me “👀“ + something a third party or mutual friend could say about your muse, and my muse will respond to it
for example: You send “👀 + “He’s not in love with you, you know.”” and I’ll write about someone saying that to my muse (and how they respond)!
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bernard faucon chambres d amour
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Oh, right, shit. Forgot. @rocknrollerskates The queen died.
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ladies……. please, allow me. *immediately fucks it up*
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i love complaining
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Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser
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Why not, right? It’s not like they’re known for complex leg movements, anyways.
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I fed the birds in the park today and saw a pigeon with a missing leg, thought about pegs for pigeons legs. Ultimately I think it’d work.
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Sometimes it just feels like everything will kill me. Like if I sat in a chair that’s a little uncomfortable I’ll just collapse there.
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