made some bumper stickers 👍
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Customer: BORN GAY
DMV: my instructions are to run any gay or lesbian plate by the review board, but as long as its positive it is acceptable… Customer’s last name is Gay.
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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and are these jobs hiring trans people for a diversity quota in the room with us right now?
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Customer: SAINT ANN IS AN IMPORTANT HISTORICAL FIGURE AND SOMEONE WHO I MODEL MY LIFE AFTER.
DMV: Satan
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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the "new normal" couldve been respirators & rapid tests & hepa filters & universal basic income & accessibility & caring about other people.........
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A vaccine-only covid strategy without access to vaccines! *Timmy Turner voice* What could possibly go wrong?
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That post I made over new years had people at my THROAT for saying I only buy real leather. Sorry I really do think that wearing textured plastic that will fall apart in under 5 years and go on to irreparably poison the environment is the worse option here.
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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
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there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever
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“no job is worth your physical & mental health” i hauve. Bills.
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THEY KEPT IN FALIN MACE IM SO HAPPY
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if you can't eat ice cream substitute with your frozen dessert of choice unless you can't have dessert at all in which case i'm sorry
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i was talking about this with my sister and im curious now
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Small penises aren’t bad, balding isn’t bad, being short isn’t bad, being fat isn’t bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they’re bad) the better.
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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