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#team aqua moment #pokemon #queue

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#kevin moskowitz

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Any time you see me post on here about how perfect and small and precious Homelander is (and also how much I love him) please know that I have been briefly possessed by the spirit of Black Noir.

#talking

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"Your honor, my client is a small and precious baby whom I love with my whole entire heart."

Valid question here, seen lots of fics where this is handled so I ask what would you do?

"Your honor he will kill us all" and "your honor... he was just being a silly guy" would be my arguments... but fr i probably get a plea deal by having Homelander throw Vought to the feds and the IRS (no way those guys r paying their taxes) then the insader trading (defo used supes for that) and whatever petty shit... then use the OSDD/ DID defence that technically HL didnt do it.

Alternative HL is not legally a person therefore we r just putting a dog on trial here ppl

#homelander #the boys

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#n*sync

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I have been chronically online from sunup to sundown for MONTHS and I go offline for ONE SINGLE DAY and Misha Collins said WHAT NOW ABOUT DESTIEL???? Never a dull moment in this fandom I stg

#misha collins #please explain what happened now #because i do not have a clue

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The musical cat on the radiator. by IconeoDesign

#animals #cats #art #i thought u was a piano #queue

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#food #queue

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Anon I'm going to finish that story tonight. I know how it ends. I desperately need your feedback, anon. 😭

#talking #i need your validation anon 😭

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#she is in that group to me #the fuck you mean people hate her? #HOW??? #marie kondo

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🐱 Oriental Shorthair

📸 Inna Frunze [Otornasse]

🎨 Black

#animals #cats #that is a bat #queue

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Falcon Rider

#animals #birds #art #queue

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I really like to imagine what would BN do if he found out what Vogelbaum had done to HL. Lately, I've been thinking that Vogelbaum should have been punished by HL himself or someone who loves HL.

Oh, he'd have a few things to say to Vogelbaum I think.

That evening, it’s your turn to pace the floor angrily. Restlessly. You’re still trying to process the whole of the cruelty they did to your friend. To your family. To your son. A gravelly voice speaks low in your ear. He says three words, secret words intended just for you. — Make him pay.

#asks #the boys #the boys (2019) #the boys tv #the boys amazon #anonymous #black noir #homelander #jonah vogelbaum

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VALET STAND YES FUCKING THANK YOU I got so close but couldn't find the magic combination of words to google!

Re: the "childhood toys" thing - in that case, they kind of remind me of these:

Same kinda vibes.

Homelander fandom, do we have any answers to these questions?

Is A Train standing at the Mirrorlander mirror opening the chest underneath?

What is this object next to HL’s bed? (Edit: this has been answered! A frame for his suit before going naked into bed!)

Where does the American flag door lead? Bathroom? Why isn’t this on the tour 😤

Where do these stairs lead? What’s up there?

What are these tchotchkes?

#homelander #the boys #talking #vought thoughts

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#people #laugh rule #op i love your grandma #queue

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Honestly at that age, trying some champagne in the presence of your parent isn't a big deal. I did it at least once; I think it's something parents do to help "demystify" the idea of alcohol. It would especially not be a big deal for Ryan, who likely metabolizes it too quickly to get drunk, the same way Homey does. Let's do a poll!

Spoilers for Season 4 of The Boys. If you get spoiled it's on you.

So, Ryan...

This little guy out there casually having the craziest childhood backstory of any superhero/villain (depends on how his story will end.) Rip Becca

#the boys #talking #vought thoughts

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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

#science #huh #literally a nope rope #queue