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A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

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Anyone else’s cat just go through weird phases of affection that can be summed up as:

“You are fine, I’m content to be by you.”

“Eww IT touched me… get it offfffffff”

“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR BONES IN A MEAT SUIT OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR SO I CAN KNOCK ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED KNICK KNACKS OFF OF COUNTERS AND LICK YOU WITH MY SCRATCHY TONGUE”

Just me??

#ezra stop it #funny cats #cats be like #awkward humour #shithead #i mean look at him

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Rebloging in case anyone needs this

Just in case

#also: remove object and try to get something soft under their head #objects like tables or chairs. you don't want them to knock into those if at all possible #or do crowd management: say things are under control please move along. if someone more qualified is tending to the person #very helpful and very underrated to just get people away from the scene #ezra stop it #be safe

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How dare you not let me relish in the danger smell, I am most definitely displeased!

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

#ezra stop it #cats talk like Victorian children #kittens

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Guess who’s back and still has their crippling anxiety, ptsd and a new rain frog profile pic… meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

sorry I was gone

#returned #Ezra stop it #no longer Emilie stop it #yeets self #woot

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who’s grandma is this?? She’s freaking adorable

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

#look at that smile #i support her

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SO DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BURN MY DRAFT CARDS NOW?!

Feminism has gone too far, enough is enough! Back to my roots 😌

#not gonna die in the next military quagmire #honestly kinda wanna live to see where late stage capitalism takes all our asses #then #perhaps i can die in a pointless war our government decides is needed for the ground money juice

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In this house we stan Jerry alongside that crusty ass Garfield toy.

Antique shops

#jerry is the fucking best y'all #he and his wife make the best goddamn cookies I've had #stan jerry and sue owners of the antique parlor #sue is his wife and is every queer kiddos adoptive southern grandma

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Can you hear that....? It’s this post

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Hey uh....

BLACK LIVES MATTERS, EVEN WHEN ITS NOT TRENDING HONEY POO

Do I need to say anything else?

#seriously tho #emilie stop it #blm #because its not trending anymore doesnt mean its not real #also im just trying to piss off my slactivist theatre friend #he’s special

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Um, I love this mustache boi

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This tumblr post is brought to you by: Mr. Clean

Is your inner single mother with busy children and unhinged sexual urges making you clean? I think I swallowed a nickel.

#emilie stop it #jesus my humor is becoming more disturbed #covid hasnt made it better #time to go home #i have seen everything #also #this is based around some vine by christine syldelko #except it had anti diharrea medication

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Friend, pussy, and Carl.... Excuse me, who the hell is Carl?

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Hey Booboo let’s get fucking turnt up with this picinic basket.

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Milliennials killed Harambe

MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD

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Does this majestic being count?

any bulbous, scraggly, uniquely colored or otherwise strangely shaped tree should be talked about with considerable reverence.

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“It’s already done, Carol, shut your mouth, and make your shitty collage.”

#emilie stop it #me tho #honestly #disney makes the mosg disturbing in between frames #like holy hell #is he about to transform into kirby