bettycrocker
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you ever hear about bleeding-heart doves
fucked up he bears a wound he has never suffered, and so will all his kin.
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what if Alhaitham's boob gem is something he had glued to himself in his childhood out of scientific curiosity and hasn't been able to get it off ever since like flint lockwood
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the greatest crime of part 6 is that it wasnt 50% prison filler
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can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn
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I think the most humiliating object in the world is the Fleshlight sleeve warmer
Its only purpose is to slide into your fleshlight and get it to body temp. It's $30. I want to get every single man who owns one of these into one room and make them do long-form improv
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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i m gonna be hte fucking king of the pira tes
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so like theres this game i play on roblox that recently updated and got a whole new thing going on and its based around a magical school for fairies and witches and shit like that
i have a gamepass that lets me go free came and i notice some weird shit going on in chat of some kids roleplaying a school shooting????
genuinely cannot make this up this is a pretty pretty princess fairy dress up go to school make friends attend classes become prom royalty game
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Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.
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