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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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did judas do something problematic?

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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#:((

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my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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Mary Oliver, from “Hum Hum”, A Thousand Mornings

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

#WERE HERE WERE QUEER WERE ASLEEP BY 10 PM

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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#:((

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#we should kill tiktok I think #with hammers