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me every single morning: ugh. so tired. DEFINITELY going to bed early tonight.

me as soon as it's bedtime: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE. SLEEP IS FOR FOOLS AND WEAKLINGS. I AM IMMORTAL. I AM UNSTOPPABLE. I REQUIRE NO SLEEP.

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

#oc wishlist

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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by Patrick Rylands, 1970

#bird

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fic planning be like:

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#comic

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When I was but a wee baby high schooler I made this on my school issued chromebook and posted it to my og tumblr blog and I just knew in my heart it would do numbers but alas it got 1 note. (me on my other blog)

#cat

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

#oc moodboard

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#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #gif #fanart #comic

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#naruto

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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My only real and valid writing tip is that you google every word you make up for your fantasy stories. That's It

#thinking about that one book where a character lovingly called his mom 'Merde' instead of 'Madre' or 'Mama' #like bro you cant just put in something spanish sounding and call it a day

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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dungeon meshi has some four humors shit going on

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #comic

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